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OMG I may have to amputate my right hand...

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Keyser Söze
HydrasBreath ♜
Captain Pirate Pineapple
Dropped Da Soap
JrTapia1991
Ron Swanson
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Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I got a fucking sliver right underneath my pinkie fingernail, and it hurts so super bad. It went right up the side all the way to the cuticle(?). I was tucking the sheet back under the bed along the wall and I got the sliver from the wood paneling on the wall. I have been hurt pretty bad before, but this was a different kind of pain. It hurts right now in every joint for 2 fingers over, and the pinkie might as well be cut off its so fucking useless from the trauma of the whole ordeal. One of the worst things about it was that it took me and the GF about 30 mins worth of fucking around to gt all the pieces out. Crying or Very sad

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

good god.

you got all the pieces out? =/

I cut my left trigger finger badly like to the bone a couple months back,just held it down hard as hell and wrapped it in some toilet paper

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Dude. Why post about it here.....GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

First off I think i got all the pieces out, secondly, hospitals are for pussies. I'm just gonna rub some dirt on it and soldier on, but god damn if it doesn't hurt like a son of a bitch.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Lucky wrote:First off I think i got all the pieces out, secondly, hospitals are for pussies. I'm just gonna rub some dirt on it and soldier on, but god damn if it doesn't hurt like a son of a bitch.

Best answer I've ever seen to anything on the internet.

Alright, well maybe not the best ever, but it's up there.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Lucky wrote:First off I think i got all the pieces out, secondly, hospitals are for pussies. I'm just gonna rub some dirt on it and soldier on, but god damn if it doesn't hurt like a son of a bitch.

Thumbs up You manly man you Razz

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Lucky wrote:First off I think i got all the pieces out, secondly, hospitals are for pussies. I'm just gonna rub some dirt on it ...

...and rust. A man's antiseptic.

Guest


Guest

That is the correct answer

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

How'd this happen, Soa- I mean Terry?

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

MEGA MILK wrote:How'd this happen, Soa- I mean Terry?

my bed is against the wall, so when I went to tuck the sheets under the bed my finger caught the sliver off the wall, which is cheap wood paneling

Pariah

Pariah

Oh god that hurts. I hate getting stuff under my fingernails.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Pariah wrote:Oh god that hurts. I hate getting stuff under my fingernails.

Yeah I get paper/cardboard cuts under there all the time at work. Hurts like a motherfucker.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I can see why the Vietnamese used to torture people by sticking bamboo shoots under there

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

If you cut off your right arm your sex life will go way downhill

No one loves Terry as much as Terry

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Frostbyrn wrote:If you cut off your right arm your sex life will go way downhill

No one loves Terry as much as Terry


nah, just means I have to try twice as hard Razz

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

But without an arm there is less of you to love

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:If you cut off your right arm your sex life will go way downhill

No one loves Terry as much as Terry

not if he keeps it...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

The arm is all like limp and flopping around

*GF walks in*

Want a finger bang? *Waves arm around in the air Very Happy*

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

brings a whole new level to the stranger XD

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