Despite hearing almost all his lines several times, Claptrap still amuses me and makes me laugh.

I've heard this one like 5 times now, still gets me chuckling.

we’re near sanctuary buddy. You go on ahead and tell the locals what we’ll require for my welcome back party. I’ll stay in here and give ‘em time to get what we need. Number one: Ladies. Obvious. Number two: Dudes. But hideous ones, we’re talking morbidly obese, we’re talking body odor, we’re talking acne scars. The ladies take one look at these uggos and BAM! I start looking pretty good! Suddenly its not “Ew get away from me you pervy little robot, your creeping me out, why are you crying, i didn’t even know robots could cry. Look if I give you a hug will you stop crying, alright, but keep that disc tray inside, OH GOD WHAT IS THAT MOTOR OIL?” It’ll be more like, “Claptrap, rescue me from these uggos, and hump my leg!” Which I WILL! Number three:We’ll need booze incase that other stuff doesn’t work. Number four: streamers!

The part near the end when he's attempting to open the door is pure gold.

"Reinforcments...depleted"

"Don't worry baby! It happens to a lot of girls!!"

Ahhhh steps!!!!

i hate claptrap.

How can you hate claptrap?

He MIGHT be my favorite NPC ever

Sym wrote:How can you hate claptrap?

He MIGHT be my favorite NPC ever

seconded.

I just love at the end of the game when hes all ready to kill Jack, then he cant go up the stairs. The sadness and disappointment in his voice was an all timer.

Claptrap has moves

BEST CHARACTER IS TINA....you CANNOT AND WILL NOT DISAGREE....but seriously she is the best and most entertaining character ever.

Chav? is this new zealandish?

Tina was kind of annoying to me TBQH

I enjoyed fat ass Ellie more lol

I loved tina...it was the most fun I had in bl2

I felt bad for her......

Fleshstick was a better character than Tina imo

I really cant put my finger on why either

tina was funny, but a little out of place even for borderlands.

Homicidal little girl

How? She grew up with brick as her parental figure since her parents where killed. Like Brick says at one point 'I would carry Tina on my shoulders as she threw explosives at the bandits".....she fits perfectly...SATURN does not fit...lol

Sym wrote:Tina was kind of annoying to me TBQH

Same here.

is he better in BL2? Cause in BL1 he's fucking annoying as hell.

I liked Tina for a while, but the general "ghetto-girl" joke got boring. Her story was really awesome though, it was really fun. Claptrap will always hold a special place in my heart though.

Jack is definitely my favourite NPC in the whole game.

Jack is just brilliant.

"Dicks....I was talking about Dicks!"

Although Hammerlock had me laughing at times as well,.

Jack is pretty hilarious. The grandma mission is the best. After the mission Where Angels Fear to Tread or something like that, he just becomes an ass.

Tina seemed so random and out of place, although she made me laugh

Yea the ghetto talk

Thats it

Thats why she annoyed me

she was really fun, and the psychopathic thirteen year old is an awesome idea. but shes such a douche

Ghetto talk is a good way to get ignored in my book

Sym wrote:Ghetto talk is a good way to get neck-chomped with a pipe in my book

fix'd

LOL

Sym wrote:LOL

I got to a high school with such a low quantity of black kids that they actually have to get them from another county to fill the quota. In that gap, every

Spoiler:

white boy has decided to step up and act like he "from da hood"


I hate my generation.

I've lived in the real ghetto my whole life and they don't really talk like that >__>

Wanksters

Im embarrassed I even know that word

We call them wiggers here in the South.

They're usually nice, just incredibly stupid and distasteful.

Real rap yo


My favorite slang.

My recruiter (black guy) called me today and when I answered, I was like, "Yo wassup?"

Immediately felt retarded.

But hey, I'm finally going for my physical Wednesday.

You can do it champ

chunckylover53 wrote:You can do it champ

Thanks Gilly, that almost means something coming from you.

I am the most honest person you'll ever meet.

We call them wiggers as well

Take the fucking sticker off your hat!!!!!!!!!

Sym wrote:We call them wiggers as well

Take the fucking sticker off your hat!!!!!!!!!

Haha i never understood this, is it suppose to be like "Yeah i can afford a fitted", They're like 20 bucks..

I dunno why they do it

But everytime I see a kid wearing his hat like that Im always tempted to go and rip the sticker off