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Musical Disconnect?

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Siren
HydrasBreath ♜
Keyser Söze
Metalzoic
MEGA MILK
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1Musical Disconnect? Empty Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 19:00

Pariah

Pariah

I was driving a little while ago and listening to the Beastie Boys on the radio. In the song Fight for your Right (To Party) there was a line that made me think a little bit.

Livin at home is such a drag!
Your mom threw away your best porno mag!

I thought about it for a sec and this occured to me, how many present teenagers have actually seen a porno mag? I've only ever had a single one, and that was more my uncle giving me a gag gift. It got me thinking, how many of my peers actually know what a porno mag looks like (and I don't mean "It looks like a bunch of naked pictures in a book").

This somehow transitioned back to music, and how it gets outdated in a sense. Don't get me wrong, the majority of the music I love is older than I am. But some of the stuff it talks about is completely gone. This being an example.

2Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 19:22

Guest


Guest

Mags were the shit

I loved my "monthly" Playboy when I was a teen lmao

3Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 19:23

Pariah

Pariah

But the thing is, no one gives a fuck about porno mags any more. Now it's just "oh, want porn? here's every single type of porn ever, just open Google"

4Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 19:24

Guest


Guest

The internet has ruined porn Sad

5Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 19:38

Khfan60

Khfan60

Now that I think about it, i've never had any type of porn outside of the internet.

I'd like a nice collection of mags though.

6Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 19:43

Guest


Guest

Porn used to be more exciting when I was a kid, because you had to search hard for it.

There was the internet, but it was still AOL and shit like that, and porn was nowhere near as easy to find as it now. Alot of sites were pay sites back then too lol.

7Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 20:07

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

yeah it was different back then before everybody had pc's with decent internet haha.....I had a mag collection I sadly lost when I moved last year


Penthouse was good and Gallery was good Razz. Playboy is ok,but I just want to see naked chicks,not read chapter books and have like 5 pages of naked chicks in the whole thing.

Now days.....I'd rather just watch online for free,but I wouldn't turn down a cheap collection if somebody ever sold one haha.

8Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 20:08

Guest


Guest

Playboy has the hottest chicks, hands down.

9Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 20:10

Ante

Ante

there's too much photoshop in porno mags

10Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 20:13

Guest


Guest

Ante wrote:there's too much photoshop in porno mags

This is true

The same could be said for the soft lighting and soft focus lenses in porno though lol

Maybe not to the same effect, but they still try to make people look better than they really do.

11Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 20:52

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I once stole a hustler mag from an unlocked service truck that belonged to gas company that was working on pipes in the hills behind our house

12Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 22:25

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

I found the karma sutra book in this old broken down blue mustang before haha

13Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 22:27

Ante

Ante

Kama, jr. Kama Sutra.

14Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 22:34

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

I was more into erotic novels when I was younger.

15Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 23:33

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

I remember finding a chest filled with porno mags in my Uncles garage when I was younger. I felt like I had just discovered the greatest treasure of all time.

16Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-26, 23:45

Guest


Guest

Metalzoic wrote:I remember finding a chest filled with porno mags in my Uncles garage when I was younger. I felt like I had just discovered the greatest treasure of all time.

HA

Indeed

I remember finding some nasty porn mag on the side of the road when I was younger, and it was a major score.

17Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 02:18

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

haha I remember the grand old times of going over to friends' houses to stay the night, and when their parent(s) would go to sleep it was like the hidden bro code to show off their porno mag collection, or to search for their parents' stash. Never failed, parents always had a stash too, although it was old stuff with bushy coochies >___>

*chewbacca growl*

18Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 02:46

Guest


Guest

I dont mind some hair......

19Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 03:03

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

it's ok but I don't really prefer it on a chick haha

20Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 03:08

Guest


Guest

JrTapia1991 wrote:it's ok but I don't really prefer it on a chick haha

Hot fur man, hot fur........

21Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 04:32

Pariah

Pariah

Eww. body hair (male or female) is pretty disgusting imo.

Also, fanfiction has irrevocably ruined erotic novels.

22Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 07:13

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Hustler, man.

Fucking Hustler.

23Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 09:05

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Shotgun Dismemberment wrote:Hustler, man.

Fucking Hustler.


fucking eh!

Although when Larry Flynt went all jesus-y it was kind of weird.

Girl strapped to a 10 foot acrylic crucifix?... I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I remember finding my dads stash of mags in the bottom of the sock drawer. It was like uncovering sunken treasure haha. He had some fairly decent stuff for 80's mags.

24Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 15:22

Pariah

Pariah

Larry Flint has never failed to make me laugh. Especially when people sue him.

25Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 16:13

Siren

Siren

I get to read the kama sutra and the cosmo sutra every time I go to dog sit this young couple who lives in my neighborhood.

Its awkward though. They bookmark the stuff they've done or want to try .__.
(good god is that woman flexible D: )

26Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 16:31

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Siren wrote:I get to read the kama sutra and the cosmo sutra every time I go to dog sit this young couple who lives in my neighborhood.

Its awkward though. They bookmark the stuff they've done or want to try .__.
(good god is that woman flexible D: )

the one time your sig is actually in context...

27Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 16:36

chunckylover53



I wonder if they know that you read their books...

28Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 17:15

Pariah

Pariah

take notes...

29Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 20:23

Siren

Siren

Pariah wrote:take notes...

I have about 20 pages so far dont worry


but no actually the cosmo book is FREAKY some of the stuff that is in there. Pretty sure it'd snap any man's wang right in half.

30Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 20:35

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I avoided this topic because it had music in the title

I see now that was a mistake Very Happy

31Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-27, 20:43

Pariah

Pariah

Yep. It's my topic, therefore it somehow relates to porn.

32Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 01:07

Guest


Guest

Perv

33Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 02:09

Siren

Siren

hey dont call him a perv he's the cleanest most virgin mind I have ever met

34Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 03:28

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Who the fuck are you talking to if that's the case?

There are several psychological disorders he fits the profile for

35Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 03:31

menacinglemon

menacinglemon

You fit a shit ton there frost

36Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 03:48

Pariah

Pariah

Frostbyrn wrote:Who the fuck are you talking to if that's the case?

There are several psychological disorders he fits the profile for

now I'm curious, which ones?



And sym...yes.

37Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 04:04

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

menacinglemon wrote:You fit a shit ton there frost

Didnt say I didnt

38Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 08:27

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

What is this cosmo sutra? This is the first I'm hearing of it.

39Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-28, 11:40

Siren

Siren

It's cosmopollotans's version of the Kama sutra. You can read it online too


They all have really funny names and are actually kind of hilarious to read.

40Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-29, 21:00

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Siren wrote:It's cosmopollotans's version of the Kama sutra. You can read it online too


They all have really funny names and are actually kind of hilarious to read.

oh the magazine...well that's disappointing.

41Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-29, 21:07

Pariah

Pariah

HydrasBreath wrote:
Siren wrote:It's cosmopollotans's version of the Kama sutra. You can read it online too


They all have really funny names and are actually kind of hilarious to read.

oh the magazine...well that's disappointing.
not at all...

42Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-29, 21:11

Guest


Guest

HydrasBreath wrote:
Siren wrote:It's cosmopollotans's version of the Kama sutra. You can read it online too


They all have really funny names and are actually kind of hilarious to read.

oh the magazine...well that's disappointing.

Indeed

43Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-29, 21:13

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Musical Disconnect? SEXFORDUMMIES

44Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-29, 21:15

Guest


Guest

Gross

45Musical Disconnect? Empty Re: Musical Disconnect? 2012-10-29, 21:19

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

You wouldnt take Sex tips from that lovely old Women Very Happy

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