Anyone got any awesome stories?

I have to collect 4 short, unforgettable stories from people I encounter every day. Since you guys constitute the majority of people I would consider "friends", I thought to ask here.

When I was doing my some army training, we were spending the week in the woods. We had dug in amongst a treeline. It was probably 11pm ...fifth day in...Maybe 3 hours of solid sleep in the past 2 days.

All of the sudden we started hearing things (we though we were crazy, but when everyone started saying they heard the same thing, it got creepy). We thought we heard a baby crying out in a patch of trees ahead of us. Apparently it was a baby raccoon. It did this for hours...it was creepy. It stopped at about 1am...I think. Which was good, but then moments later it started to downpour. We spent the next 8 hours standing/sitting in holes while it is down pouring outside. Probably the creepiest thing was it was dead silent for maybe 2 minutes after the raccoon stopped wailing...then crashing sound and then downpour. It was a crazy thing. Probably not as unforgettable as some other people's stories but this was something I won't forget...

That actually sounds very dramatic, and that's exactly what I'm looking for. Thanks Lemon!

I have a couple... but im assuming youre doing this for school and these probably wouldnt work for that

Zillah wrote:I have a couple... but im assuming youre doing this for school and these probably wouldnt work for that

My teacher said that literally anything is open. I don't really have any criteria, but I'm not putting in your skinny-dipping story

thats a terrible story anyway...

It was unforgettable though. That's pretty much the only criteria.

Frostbyrn wrote:
Some dude pissed himself in an Exam today

Any details please? I need to write about a paragraph on it, so details like what class, how many people, that kind of stuff would help.

Frostbyrn wrote:Well this one time at band camp

But nope

No other details other than he pissed himself in a 3 hour exam and the old female examiner loudly announced it into the phone

Was it you...?


Eh, never mind. I'll just make it up.

hmmm....

a clan of at least about ten camping chewbaccas was holding my team down in the middle room of metro throwing grenades every second and my team was dropping dead left and right....so I did a hop, skip, and a jump, and snuck around behind them and dropped the c4.....the chewbaccas went kabloowey and I saved the day for my chump team >:{P

Frostbyrn wrote:GOOD SIR I AM A GAMER

I CAN SPEND AT LEAST 3 HOURS ON MY ASS WITHOUT PISSING MYSELF!

yeah, that just made my day.

The day I joined the Sec is my awesome story

One time some friends and I were exploring an abandoned/ run down american military fort from ww1 era or so. There were a lot of cool things in it. We found a hole that someone had dug under the barb wire fence so we could get in a little closer. There were a row of what seemed like prison cells and then higher up was like a control tower or something. you could squeeze through the bars on this one cell and you could get into the actual fort and there were pizza boxes and somehow a couch in one of the rooms where a homeless guy probably lived. thousands of beer cans and cigarettes and graffiti. We found these back maintainance passages or something that were probably like three feet wide and in about a foot of water (the fort was on the coast of the ocean). There were stalactites hanging from the ceiling the place was so old. We were able to travel through the passages using a flashlight because there was a little lip on both sides of the passages above the water line you could put your feet on. So we could spiderman our way through the things. The passage went on for a pretty long time and it stopped off at different rooms that had been permanently sealed off from the outside (most of the doors going into the fort had been welded shut). Finally it came to and end in this big room with a big metal door but we couldnt get past that door so we dont know what was there. my friends and i wrote our names on one of the walls. We found a boiler room and an old bathroom and all sorts of old shit from whenever that place was active.

Another time I was snorkeling in the keyes. The same friend and i jumped into the water and when we opened our eyes there were more jellyfish per square foot than water. Was ridiculous. I got stung at least a hundred times. I figured out that when the jellyfish "exhale" their tentacles arent facing the right way to sting you. So I would go around poking the jellyfish and fucking with them. I only got stung because jellyfish arent that durable and in an area with so many there are little stinger fragments floating around in the water that you cant really avoid. I hit on of the jellyfish to hard though and the thing fucking exploded and all of its stingers flew onto my friend. Then we saw a bull shark come into the area so we got back onto the tour boat. Then my friend took a preventative seasickeness pill WHILE he was already sea sick. So he got sick and threw up all of his water and couldnt keep any down so he got dehydration sickness. Started hallucinating and talking to the key deer near our camp (key deer are descendants of normal deer that wandered onto the islands when there was a land bridge, but since food is so scarce they evolved to be the size of medium dogs). He also tried to convince us he was speaking slytherin.

Duck, you're gonna be my last story. Thanks man.

which one are you gonna use?

probably the jellyfish one.

I like the part where you punched it and it exploded

poked a few holes in the jelly fish >_>

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz means yes

the first time I ever babysat for some kids, come like 2am there were drunk people outside the house pounding on the doors screaming at me to let them in and that they were gonna drive me home....that was uhm traumatizing kinda.

I saved a certain persons life twice and both are good stories. But they both involve underage drinking, some sex, and drug use >_>

I'm already done with the assignment, but I wanna hear this.

maybe once my boss goes to lunch I will have time to type them up. Kinda busy today

I stole a porno mag from some guy's truck. Yup, its true, im awesome like that!I was up in the hills like a mile behind my house(I live 12 miles away from the nearest town, so there are a lot of areas in the hills to go hiking, although they mostly are service roads to get to the powerlines and stuff).But up on one side of one hill there is this whole constuction site thing going on(I believe they are repairing gas lines), but some guy left his service truck all the way at the bottom of the hill(I'm guessing no 4x4, so he prolly got a ride up the hill). But I stole a Hustler mag from his truck.....and now I feel dirty.

Kurz wrote:I stole a porno mag from some guy's truck. Yup, its true, im awesome like that!I was up in the hills like a mile behind my house(I live 12 miles away from the nearest town, so there are a lot of areas in the hills to go hiking, although they mostly are service roads to get to the powerlines and stuff).But up on one side of one hill there is this whole constuction site thing going on(I believe they are repairing gas lines), but some guy left his service truck all the way at the bottom of the hill(I'm guessing no 4x4, so he prolly got a ride up the hill). But I stole a Hustler mag from his truck.....and now I feel dirty.

was this recently?

Naw years ago.

Copy paste

Frostbyrn wrote:
Some dude pissed himself in an Exam today

hey frost did you here about the people who apparently ran out of exam crying because it was offensive?

the sentence was "You are nicer than my neighbor and i expect in bed, i could do with you relatively much" it was in german so thats the translation but wtf