Okay, so my friend(some of you know him, used to be a member on here, and played Borderlands 2 with us, Chuckbucket7 on Xbox, and The Doctor here)like this girl at school, and they've been hanging out weekly for a few months now.
Well, shes one of the most innocent and naive girls I have ever heard about. Shes a Pastor's daughter, so that should give some insight.
Anyways, shes never seen an R-rated movie, didn't even know anything such as porn existed until last week, and is a COMPLETE homophobe.
Well, my friend wants me to meet her. And I want to try and do my best to convince her that we're both gay without him getting suspicious.
And man I think I might be able to pull this off.
First off, I am going to invite him out to Claim Jumper some time to get some Clam Chowder. Which since that is his favorite food and favorite restuarant theres no way in hell hes turning it down. Then I need to find some movie he likes, and get him to go see it with me.
Now the hardest part of this, is getting convincing pictures of us that make us look like were together. I haven't figured that part out yet, but I will think of something.
The next plan occurs at the end of next week when I am supposed to meet them at his college.
When I show up, I am showing up with my hair done and dressed in the suit I bought. And I am going to do my best to act like a "Half-in-Half-Out of the closet" gay.
When she starts to act weird, or mad I will then ask my friend quizically "You haven't told her?"
Then work into the conversation that we are both gay, and together, maybe even mention something about how he is using her as a cover perhaps.
When he starts to get mad and deny it I will then start to act hurt. Which is the second most difficult part. I have been trying to train myself to cry on command for the past few days. And as long as I can stay in character and maintain a straight face I think I can pull it off.
I will then show him and her the pictures and start asking why he would even go out for dinner with me and see a movie if he didn't feel the same way about me that I feel about him.
Then question why he went suit shopping with me(and throw in something about how only gay couples would do that).
At some point in this I know he is going to start beating me. So I am going to either start crying here, or start crying harder and act completely devastated. And yell something about how he was the first and only guy I ever felt comfortable letting inside of me.
Now all this is actually a lot more well thought out then what I just typed, but I think I might be able to do this.
Any tips or suggestions you guys can throw in to make it more convincing?
Well, shes one of the most innocent and naive girls I have ever heard about. Shes a Pastor's daughter, so that should give some insight.
Anyways, shes never seen an R-rated movie, didn't even know anything such as porn existed until last week, and is a COMPLETE homophobe.
Well, my friend wants me to meet her. And I want to try and do my best to convince her that we're both gay without him getting suspicious.
And man I think I might be able to pull this off.
First off, I am going to invite him out to Claim Jumper some time to get some Clam Chowder. Which since that is his favorite food and favorite restuarant theres no way in hell hes turning it down. Then I need to find some movie he likes, and get him to go see it with me.
Now the hardest part of this, is getting convincing pictures of us that make us look like were together. I haven't figured that part out yet, but I will think of something.
The next plan occurs at the end of next week when I am supposed to meet them at his college.
When I show up, I am showing up with my hair done and dressed in the suit I bought. And I am going to do my best to act like a "Half-in-Half-Out of the closet" gay.
When she starts to act weird, or mad I will then ask my friend quizically "You haven't told her?"
Then work into the conversation that we are both gay, and together, maybe even mention something about how he is using her as a cover perhaps.
When he starts to get mad and deny it I will then start to act hurt. Which is the second most difficult part. I have been trying to train myself to cry on command for the past few days. And as long as I can stay in character and maintain a straight face I think I can pull it off.
I will then show him and her the pictures and start asking why he would even go out for dinner with me and see a movie if he didn't feel the same way about me that I feel about him.
Then question why he went suit shopping with me(and throw in something about how only gay couples would do that).
At some point in this I know he is going to start beating me. So I am going to either start crying here, or start crying harder and act completely devastated. And yell something about how he was the first and only guy I ever felt comfortable letting inside of me.
Now all this is actually a lot more well thought out then what I just typed, but I think I might be able to do this.
Any tips or suggestions you guys can throw in to make it more convincing?
