So I wore my horse head mask into a grocery store today and got yelled at by a security guard.

But because of how much that mask blocks my peripheral vision and reduces my hearing, I didnt know he was talking to me. Until he yelled at me for the fourth time.

When I finakky realised he was talking to me and telling me to take it off I just turned and looked at him, pulled my arms towards my chest like a trex, threw my head backwards and let out a loud and hearty "NEEEEIIIIGH!!". And then ran back out the door.

My friends said he didnt bother to chase or stop me. He just watched me run out the door and according to them he started laughing when I left his sight

Haha, nice.

You might want to be careful with walking into stores with a mask on though, the first assumption is usually that you're trying to rob the place.

Chewy wrote:Haha, nice.

You might want to be careful with walking into stores with a mask on though, the first assumption is usually that you're trying to rob the place.

i would have straight tackled yo ass.

xD

C'mon soap this is the kind of stuff youtube sensations are made out of, start filming.

I like this story, but it needs more Soap getting tackled and tazed in it.

We had a guy come into our store last year with a full on gas mask and high heels right before we closed. He did one lap around the store and left. It was pretty fucking weird.

Soap

Your so crazy

Frostbyrn wrote:Hey when you get shot and killed doing something stupid can you get Chuck or J2 to tell us

Yes