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Average sex length based on state

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Dropped Da Soap
Captain Pirate Pineapple
HydrasBreath ♜
Epyk MD
Pariah
Zillah
Ante
Frostbyrn
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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Average sex length based on state UNtNAv1

Its okay though I cannot judge you guys because most of those states are no labeled and I only know a couple of them on sight Very Happy

Ante

Ante

This makes me feel really good about myself.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Currently trying to figure out which state is New York Very Happy

I know its on the east coast and thats about it

Zillah

Zillah

Looks like a completely random distribution

Pariah

Pariah

Ante wrote:This makes me feel really good about myself.

this times 20.

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

Pariah wrote:
Ante wrote:This makes me feel really good about myself.

this times 20.

37.2? or 66.6?

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

You gotta fuck really fast in Alaska cause you'll freeze together Razz. Also ditto on the wtf is up with these times.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

I'm confused. Is this for what state you live in, which state you fucked in, or which state you were born in... Cause those times don't make sense at all!

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I imagine some 10 second heros are bringing down the average

Pariah

Pariah

Epyk MD wrote:
Pariah wrote:
Ante wrote:This makes me feel really good about myself.

this times 20.

37.2? or 66.6?

I'm in wisconsin. So 3.13*20 = 62.6 minutes.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I do not think they are including foreplay

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Damn Cali.....

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Damn Cali.....

It's pretty bad dude, I'm not impressed.

"You can all go to Hell, I'm going to Texas."

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Isnt Soap like part Texan?

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Yeah, but I live in Cali

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Yeah, but I live in Cali

Easy Solution
Blame the Mexicans Very Happy

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Fucking Tapia

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Fucking Tapia

You mean Camel

Shinma

Shinma

That's quite sad.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Frostbyrn wrote:I do not think they are including foreplay

Obviously. Still, these are atrocious.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:I do not think they are including foreplay

Obviously. Still, these are atrocious.

Yep but they are an Average so maybe someone is tanking the data

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

yeah all those premature ejaculaters. A bunch of zeros would tank it pretty hard. They should list the median time. Much more useful.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Also totally unrelated but I heard the phrase

"Bitch was so patriotic her nipples were Maple leafs"

today Very Happy

chunckylover53



I don't get this.. How is that even possible? I can't even jerk off that fast.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Frostbyrn wrote:Also totally unrelated but I heard the phrase

"Bitch was so patriotic her nipples were Maple leafs"

today Very Happy

I don't...what?  scratch 

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Also totally unrelated but I heard the phrase

"Bitch was so patriotic her nipples were Maple leafs"

today Very Happy

I don't...what?  scratch 

I assume he meant Maple leaf shaped nipples

Anyway a friend was talking about his Ex moving back to Canada

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Yeah but still...that just doesn't make much sense. Why would maple leaf nipples make you patriotic? maybe you just have some fucked up disease?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Yeah but still...that just doesn't make much sense. Why would maple leaf nipples make you patriotic? maybe you just have some fucked up disease?

Translation error?

She didnt literally have them he was being Metaphorical and shit

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

haha no I know she didn't actually have maple leaf nipples. I just don't see how that makes someone patriotic. The disease thing was a joke. A poor one apparently haha.

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Apparently....

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:haha no I know she didn't actually have maple leaf nipples. I just don't see how that makes someone patriotic. The disease thing was a joke. A poor one apparently haha.

I imagine its patriotic like that porn star who shaved her pubes to look like the Union Jack Very Happy

Plus you know if she started breast feeding that baby would be suckling on the bossom of Canada Very Happy


JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

I guess if you were going full jackhammer fast as possible pace I can sorta see the 3mins... maybe....but I like to enjoy it a little slower Razz

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

I'd really like to see the data they collected and see how they came up with these times. With 3 minutes being the longest time listed, even as an average, they have to then be including all the people who don't have sex to get it that low. Even in my drunken one night stands, I can't say I've gotten off that fast. I could see those being the times for me getting dressed and the hell out of the chicks place for different situations though!

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