Dogs

Damn I forgot how awesome those things are! Just watch the guy on the live feed get owned by them!!!! Hate when the enemy has dogs out!!!

It was scary when you had no idea there was one near you and suddenly it's tearing you a new one.

Took me a second to realize you meant in game dogs....

HAHA Yea in game dogs!


THough one time when I was a little guy 8 maybe?? It was a week before halloween and the guy that lived down the road had Dobermans that got out. I remember being in our yard and one of them turned the corner and started barking at me. I ran inside crying and I peed my pants! HAHA Scary shit for a little dude!

DOG STORY:

I had a dog when I was younger that was very strong and very.... in the mood for doggie sex. I knew this well as I had my leg humped on more than one occasion. So I used this for some comedy.

I started a "club" just so I could get my friends to do crazy stuff for fun. Everyone wants to be in a club!

Well to get into the club you had to get inside my dog's doghouse turn around and come back. Simple. So they thought.

My dog had to be chained up in the back because he was very strong and was very capable of breaking the fence to go get some doggie sex.

The first kid who tried to do this ran inside. My dog ran in behind him. All you saw was the doghouse rocking back and forth and this chain flopping outside. Then the scream! LMAO!!!

This kid came out with my dog wrapped around his neck shoving his dogness in the kid's face!! It took 3 of us to pull my dog off. He was as happy as could be, panting and having a good time.

I have never laughed so hard in my life!

God damn mills that some mean shit. HAHA

That's funny shit.

I admit, it was evil of me. But dammit, we all knew the risks! Being in my club apparently was worth a dog penis to the face.

Hmmm I don;t want in the dog penis to face club.... sorry bro.

You dissapoint me DL.... It's kinda like Fight Club, only with a dog penis to the face.

Well it sounds nothing like fight club to me........

Not a fan of penis to the head.

Fine then...

Rodney "Rod" Farva wrote:You dissapoint me DL.... It's kinda like Fight Club, only with a dog penis to the face.

Even those dogs are a one hit kill in this game, if you shoot your gun or switch to ghost (when you have ghost pro) they won't attack you. Which sucks IMO, I will probably just use the chopper for my 11 kill streak.

Robert "Rabbit" Roto wrote:I admit, it was evil of me. But dammit, we all knew the risks! Being in my club apparently was worth a dog penis to the face.

did the dog finish all over anyones face?

Nah. No one was willing to sit there and take it until he was finished. Besides, the dog just humped the air sometimes. I don't think it did much for him. He just liked to hump.

Robert "Rabbit" Roto wrote:Nah. No one was willing to sit there and take it until he was finished. Besides, the dog just humped the air sometimes. I don't think it did much for him. He just liked to hump.

a guy wanted dog jizz on his face? WTF

I actually said nothing of the sort.

Keep your fantasies to yourself DPP.

you are the one who watched the dog do it

Cats out of the bag now DPP. At least I know what to get you for your birthday.

Oh my god zombee that shit it hilarious. I am literally loling.

CJ wrote:Cats out of the bag now DPP. At least I know what to get you for your birthday.

there was a cat too?!?!?! WTF do you do where you live?

i just realized what dpp was and wasnt double penis penatration

my dad is allergic to dog so no

do you have a fear of tebagging out of this, or an obsession? or do you just like to watch?

i am NOT sicking the dogs on you for black ops, for the dogs sake

DPP, ha! I like it. Easier to type.

xsilentshooterx wrote:Oh my god zombee that shit it hilarious. I am literally loling.

That dog provided a ton of hilarity.

When he wasn't chained up, he ate a hole in our fence. So my dad got a genious idea to put hot ass peppers all around the hole. the idea was to let him try a pepper and it would make hims stop.

Well, morning came. The hole was twice the size. All the peppers were gone. I had to hunt him down. Eventually caught him and chained him up. he loved peppers after that

Ha that dog is a badass

Frostbyrn wrote:So DPP likes Dogs to Pickle him?

where the fuck did this come from (no pun intended)

stick to your sheep frost

rofl!