Hot fucking mess.

http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/08/25/news-break-ohio-woman-caught-masturbating-porno-wheel/

Reminds of the time when the local cop got caught by the State Police rubbing one out in his cruiser.

I had a friend in high school that would jack off while driving to work. Just because he could.

Dude was pretty fap-happy.

If only that woman were hot...

B PEGASUS wrote:If only that woman were hot...

She is, a hot mess lol.

Frostbyrn wrote:She is not Hot D...

Did Greg happen to give you anything by any Chance?

LOL

Frostbyrn wrote:We should Keep anyone under 16 away form Greg hes a Bad Influence


And before you say but Frost your a Bad Influence just remember im allowed to be

Now Remember Kids Weed is Legal in Greece but not where your from so dont do it lol

You're thinking that I've never been around it before lol. My friends all do it, but I have no interest tbqh.

Frostbyrn wrote:She is not Hot D...

Did Greg happen to give you anything by any Chance?

lolz

I had a friend who fapped once in the mens room during the main service of our church....

Dropped-Da-Soap wrote:I had a friend who fapped once in the mens room during the main service of our church....

Your friend's junk is gonna burn in hell.

HAH! Wouldn't doubt it.

This was also the friend that masturbated like 25 times in one day just to say he fapped the most in a single day at his school.

He brought in like 25 white Kleanexes. The first one had a large clear stain on it, but on the next 24 the spot started getting smaller and smaller, and the tissues kept getting bloody and bloodier.

It kinda got hard to fap after that day.

Dropped-Da-Soap wrote:HAH! Wouldn't doubt it.

This was also the friend that masturbated like 25 times in one day just to say he fapped the most in a single day at his school.

He brought in like 25 white Kleanexes. The first one had a large clear stain on it, but on the next 24 the spot started getting smaller and smaller, and the tissues kept getting bloody and bloodier.

It kinda got hard to fap after that day.

i think i would probably call it quits after i started cumming blood...

Dropped-Da-Soap wrote:HAH! Wouldn't doubt it.

This was also the friend that masturbated like 25 times in one day just to say he fapped the most in a single day at his school.

He brought in like 25 white Kleanexes. The first one had a large clear stain on it, but on the next 24 the spot started getting smaller and smaller, and the tissues kept getting bloody and bloodier.

It kinda got hard to fap after that day.

That's some of the most ****ed up stuff I've ever read.

Frostbyrn wrote:What kind of Fucked up shit did you do at that school!

You know.....shtufff...

Frostbyrn wrote:No i dont know what kind of stuff

Actually the most F'ed up place in the world is probably a Christian summer Camp without Girls to douse Testosterone those dudes go Apeshit

Oh you can say that again. Last year, two guys from my youthgroup, stripped naked, wrapped themselves entirely in clear Saran wrap, and wrestled each other.

Although it was hilarious when they snuck over to the cabin a good 30 feet away housing other guys from another church at 2 in the morning and started wrestling in the dark. They said that it took the first person like 2 minutes to wake up, ask what the hell was going on, get out of bed and turn on the light.

You could hear his scream all the way in our cabin. IT WAS AWESOME.

...and god told them to do this?

LOL you haven't seen anything until you've been to an all-male boarding school.

Using massages as a form of currency? Check.
Seniors running naked through the library while peeing? Check.
Bored weirdos setting up mantraps within their rooms to ward off invaders? Check.
Spending entire days naked because you can? Check.

We also had one of those 2 guys that got naked and wrestled, sneak into the other half of the cabin of guys from another church that were sharing it with us, and climb naked into their youth pastors sleeping bag.

Not going to lie, evne though I don't participate in that kind of stuff, its still hilarious being there first hand to see it and the other peoples reactions.

Also, B PEGASUS, I spend entire days naked all the time.
Of course thats only when my mom is at work, and my siblings are at school.

Topic title is fitting for some of the shit that I'm reading.

Frostbyrn wrote:What are you Reading D?

This things in this topic.

Nekkid saran wrap wrassling, jumpin in sleepng bags nekkid, ejaculating to the point of blood.

Good grief.

Hey, I don't do any of that crap!!

Thats all people I know!!
Okay its all the same guy, but still!

Dropped-Da-Soap wrote:Hey, I don't do any of that crap!!

Thats all people I know!!
Okay its all the same guy, but still!

LOL I know you didn't do it dude.

If I think back hard enough I'm sure could recall some equally ridiculous stuff. I went to Summer camp like 4-5 years in a row as a kid and sometime crazy always happened.

Frostbyrn wrote:I dont think i could get it up enough times to actually Cum blood

Neither could I. But I remember for a few weeks it was hard to look at my wang.

Man, that's nothing, I used to know a guy in high school who would rub one out in the parking lot everyday.

Name was Jack coincidentally.

We called him George.

I laughed like a school girl Majora.

Oh yea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB5ZXIEA7d4



I don't know how to put videos like that in my posts like oyu did. Only know how to do it when I make the topic.

Ah cool thanks.

Ha, I believe it.

He is just proving his superiority over you.