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#5 I Am Inherently Good (Unless I Want Something You Have)



Or unless you try to take my weapons away from me. Do NOT touch my YCS, unless you are willing to catch the concentrated energy formed in a dense material, propelled along highly magnetized barrel.

LOL at taking weapons.

Whenever I go to a casino I have to select the dickhead response before surrendering my weapons.

In Ultra-Luxe

Casino employee: Could I trouble you to turn in your weapons?
My answer: Can I trouble you to blow it out of your ass?

XD

I just make sure I finish the required quest in the Casino, and I go rampage in it afterwards for taking my weapons away from me earlier.

Unless it is like Tops, where they allow me to carry my weapons around, after talking to the manager about it.

LoL

Also, Ultra-Luxe was a LoLful just because they all have Cane as a weapon of choice. I brought Lily and Rex, picked the Cane up for myself from a dead one, and went along the rampage in there.

Oh, and I made sure I blew the greeter's ass with Gattling Laser before hand.

LoL

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StormEye wrote:I just make sure I finish the required quest in the Casino, and I go rampage in it afterwards for taking my weapons away from me earlier.

Unless it is like Tops, where they allow me to carry my weapons around, after talking to the manager about it.

LoL

Also, Ultra-Luxe was a LoLful just because they all have Cane as a weapon of choice. I brought Lily and Rex, picked the Cane up for myself from a dead one, and went along the rampage in there.

Oh, and I made sure I blew the greeter's ass with Gattling Laser before hand.

LoL

You'll love this video.

Edit: Let me add this one too