I'm thinking about making a sarcastic video guide when I start recording on Monday

It's going to be called: "How to be a Dumbass"; I'm going to record my teammates in BC2. I'm going to yell at assaults, and put captions about how they're doing it wrong, and whenever they ignore me for ammo, that's how you're supposed to play. And for Engineers, I'm going to get one of them that WILL NOT repair my UAV, because NOT ONE random engineer yesterday would repair it, they would only shoot at it and run away. Medics, Recons, are going to have their typical things too.

Good/bad idea? Think it will be funny? Or get a new idea?

Also, if you like it, suggestions would be nice.

Have someone steal your vehicle while repairing

StormEye wrote:Have someone steal your vehicle while repairing

OMG! I almost forgot that. Thanks. I HATE that when it happens.

when u ask for repair on the uav, someone goes to c4 it

get a vid of someone thinking the uav is a gltched mini blackhawk and he goes for a ride on it

ur a passenger on a vehicle and he throws it out of bounds with u on it killing u

1fnbighen wrote:when u ask for repair on the uav, someone goes to c4 it

get a vid of someone thinking the uav is a gltched mini blackhawk and he goes for a ride on it

ur a passenger on a vehicle and he throws it out of bounds with u on it killing u

Those are great ideas too; I'm sure it won't take me very long to get these if I play with randoms.

Keep the ideas coming guys.

people c4ing their own objectives

guy blowing up his own building ojective to trap the mcomm inside

ill be an actor, but u might want to find sumone with a higher voice like tominater

a bad heli pilot, tominator, no offense but that "tactic" is better used for the guy blowing up the chopper

watch some battlefield thoughts youtube for ideas

Ha I remember those people that wouldn't repair you. Then their tower had some..."design flaws" and they all commited suicide.

No actors; this is going to be complete, real footage, of the abundant species known as "dumbasses" on BC2. They make good mauler bait and other things, but often make you die in retarded ways. Real people are going to be the stars of the show.

Lol, yep, see? That's how it goes Dark; people that anger me on games don't fare too well for long; their stats begin to show a sudden decline...

Some Engineers treat me as if I am Boo from SMB when I use UAV. They turn around and I stop behind them, the move I follow, they stop I stop behind them, repeat...

That's what I was doing, but I also put the UAV into "Super BC2 Asshole Overdrive" and gave it V ALT before I got the station, so I had a handy tool to get their attention. Alas, they still ignored me.

Ha ya like that one medic that never gave you health.

xsilentshooterx wrote:Ha ya like that one medic that never gave you health.

> : D I like how we found him again and trapped him, that was hilarious.

Also, has your "friend" messaged you Dark?

I've been thinking of a funny idea: we should just start sending messages to people that are annoying, then hunt them down for their dogtags. Kinda like "Super Pr0 Sn1p3z" yesterday; he took some of my kills, and I want his dogtags.

Bringing from the other topic.

Yea he did accept it but since he is in Germany it might be hard to track him down but I will do it sooner or later.

Also can you get on anytime soon?

and all the others
like waiting for a vehicle while its still out
using the chopper to get to the lighthouse
an-94, theres another assualt gun?
same for m60
bad recons
-why are u so bad?
im playing with one hand
-WHY
you know the question what you do with the other hand?
-ya...
well i found the answer. this game is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xD

You need to get footage of those trogledytes who can't shoot down the hind with the VADS. And I don't mean the start to fire and it dips down. No I mean the ASSHOLES WHO FIRE A HOSE OF DEATH FOR 30 SECONDS AND CANNOT SCUFF THE PAINT ON IT!!!!!!

TheGM86 wrote:You need to get footage of those trogledytes who can't shoot down the hind with the VADS. And I don't mean the start to fire and it dips down. No I mean the ASSHOLES WHO FIRE A HOSE OF DEATH FOR 30 SECONDS AND CANNOT SCUFF THE PAINT ON IT!!!!!!

Will do; I'm going to start recording on Monday, and I'll try to post Friday or so before I have to leave.

Sweet, Dr. Bob goodness FTW!

Make sure to get footage of a medic reviving you over and over even though an enemy keeps killing you the second you're revived.

And teammates that are right near an objective, but will not budge to arm/disarm/capture it. Especially when it could be the difference between winning or losing a close game.

3-5 recon in ONE spot
medics who don't drop boxes, when you need it
medics who revive you right in front of the guy who killed who, TWICE!!
Assaults throwing random C4's around their Mcom
Engi's who AT their own vehicles (never seen, or heard about it, I'm sure someone has done it)

What about when your sweet team-mates get in the chopper to whore out kills, and immediately flip it and crash.

Idiots who stay in a building that's falling down, refuse to move out of their camping spot and get crushed to death? Bonus points if it's a teammate who took down the building.

Thanks for all of the suggestions; I'm going to make a list, and check them off as I record them. I probably won't keep cool moments and stuff, unless it's a really good match; I'm going to intentionally die and get into dumb situations just so I can film (but only a bit a time, because I'll lose my temper if I do it too long.) I gotta beat Splinter Cell today so I can do that tomorrow.