i think i gave my cat a concussion

i was putting my shoes on, and he was rubbing on my feet and legs, like he always does, and i swung my foot up to slide my shoe on and chin chopped the poor cat so hard it made an audible clop! sound.

he stood there dazed for a moment, and i was freaking out, thinking i had killed him, then he started purring hella loud and rubbed on me again.

oh man. i thought i was gonna start crying there for a moment, then it was sorta lulzy after i found out he was okay lol

one time my sister dropped my cat on his head on the driveway

D: poor kitty!

he got right back up and acted like nothing happened though

Cats are pretty durable...I know from experience

Cats are easily concused. They just lack the ability to say "Hey fucker you done bruised mah brainz???"

I can't tell you how many times i've elbowed some of my dogs. I swear they love to lay in back of me while i am playing some 360 and then i just move slightly.. BANG elbow to the jaw. I feel bad after tho .

my cat is like, 23 lbs. so when he gets all up on you he takes up a lot of room, and he likes to get under your feet when you walk, so he gets stepped on from time to time.

makes me feel bad, but maybe if he wasn't such a dumbass this sort of thing wouldn't happen lol

One of my dogs loves to get under my feet when I'm trying to walk and then gives me the evil eye when I step on her. -_-

i love little dogs! i just hate my mom's little dog because he pees on everything.

i want a teacup poodle, but my boyfriend says it is a rat dog and he won't stand for it. bastard.

get a chihuahua i have four

he won't let me get a chihuahua either! he is so mean!

my cats are interesting. One frequently tries to bury it's food dish by trying dig a hole in our stone tile floor (a fruitless effort so far). She also will attack you if you get something out of the fridge and don't get anything for her.

The other is paranoid beyond all belief. For some reason he screams bloody murder and hides under our couch whenever middle aged romanian men come into our house. He also jumped off of our deck to get away from my sister's friend who wasn't even paying attention to him.

Chihauhaus should not exist. period. end of story. finito.

Ducksaws, that's some pretty crazy cat you have going on at your house.

My cat is special looking. I'll have to take a picture of him sometime.

Ducksaws wrote:my cats are interesting. One frequently tries to bury it's food dish by trying dig a hole in our stone tile floor (a fruitless effort so far). She also will attack you if you get something out of the fridge and don't get anything for her.

The other is paranoid beyond all belief. For some reason he screams bloody murder and hides under our couch whenever middle aged romanian men come into our house. He also jumped off of our deck to get away from my sister's friend who wasn't even paying attention to him.

How often do middle aged romanian men come into your house?

When I was like 8, I used to take my 6yr old sisters pet cat and hogtie all 4 of her legs together and drop her from the top of my bunkbed.

I of course got in trouble, every damn time...>_>, but I always had a reasonable defense. I always told my mom that I was doing it in the name of science and was trying to see if cats ALWAYS landed on their feet.

My mom never bought it.

I was 8!!

AND....it was in the name of....SCIENCE!!

Besides the cat is still around and ironically likes me much more then my sister.

I think it's funny. Mean, but funny.

I was once dead determined to cut two of our dogs apart (they had tied after breeding) with a toy butter knife (it was yellow, and plastic). My mom caught me, and told me that I didn't need to because the dogs would unstick themselves. lol Man... I had to have been... 4ish or something.

Hurting small animals at a young age is a sign of a violent future.

Rob Zombie taught me that.

Been fishing since early age. Think those hooks might have hurt a lot of them.

Hmm.... maybe I should not have mentioned about fishing...

Why don't you just use your beak?

Unfortunately I have not (d)evolved yet, back then.

Dropped Da Soap wrote:When I was like 8, I used to take my 6yr old sisters pet cat and hogtie all 4 of her legs together and drop her from the top of my bunkbed.

I of course got in trouble, every damn time...>_>, but I always had a reasonable defense. I always told my mom that I was doing it in the name of science and was trying to see if cats ALWAYS landed on their feet.

My mom never bought it.

I\m laughing hard right now, man.

But seriously...
...poor cat. You should have done it to your sister.

Heebs wrote:
he stood there dazed for a moment, and i was freaking out, thinking i had killed him, then he started purring hella loud and rubbed on me again.

i cant help but laughing at that part. i hope he's ok though

i know, right? that next day he brought me a beheaded mouse that he had caught and decapitated himself, so i think he's fine now lol

Heebs wrote:i know, right? that next day he brought me a beheaded mouse that he had caught and decapitated himself, so i think he's fine now lol

Ugh i'll never forget this. It was halloween night and i left my dog out i heard a weird noise in the back yard she comes running to me with this huge dead rabbit and drops it at my feet...

*WHACK*

i love you so much *prrrrrrr* here have a dead mouse XD


thats cats for you

LOL! i think it's funny, yet gross all at once, when animals bring you little dead things, all proud of themselves like, "Look what I brought you!!! I am so awesome."

Heebs wrote:LOL! i think it's funny, yet gross all at once, when animals bring you little dead things, all proud of themselves like, "Look what I brought you!!! I am so awesome."

Ha! So true, "I love you so much I killed this for you and I only chewed on it a little!"

Good stuff.

i had a random cat (it wasnt ours, it got left behind by accident when the owners moved) live in our house, because we still had a flap left from when we had our dog.

she came into my room in the middle of the night and started chucking a dead mouse around until i picked it up. then my mum took her to the vets and they traced her owners.

i miss her bring up dead mice now, since it was a sign she liked me. i really want a cat, but we might adopt our grandparents cat so we cant get another one in case they fight .

i think cats do it more often than dogs. not that my dog hasn't caught a bird and tried to drop it on me or anything, but my cat has brought me soooo many dead creatures, it's just nasty lol

i found him eating a garter snake once, i think that was the highlight of ickiness right there. bleh. i was screaming in terror and he was like, what's your deal? i am trying to eat over here.

Was he making the "nom, nom" noise?
Wenever our cats eat I make that sound effect for them.

LOL! i do that too! it's the perfect sound effect when they eat crunchy cat food, haha!

I just noticed one of the kittens must be losing a baby fang. It's poking out and over her upper lip! She looks like a little goblin, pretty hilarious looking!

omg, i want a kitten!

my bf won't let me, though. when we first started living together we decided to get a cat together, since i left my cat in CA because he is a drama queen and hates being inside of a crate, so we went to the pet shop to get one.

*I* wanted the little orange kitten that they had, it was adorable and tiger striped and gingery and cute. and my boyfriend refused to let me have it, he made me take home Edgar, the fat bastard tabby cat that now makes my life a living hell.

i was deprived of my kitten damn him!

yeah, he's french. lol

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