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I got beat up by a three-year-old today...

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Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

One of my kids socked me right in the eye, causing it to swell up, bit me, and then scratched the shit out of my arms. They look like cat scratches, they sting. I think I might have rabies.

The Mr. E of Hat

The Mr. E of Hat

Pow right in the kisser~!

You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes right?

http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Missed_A_Step/

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

naughty brick?

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Haha! I told my assistant I hope I get a black eye from it so I can yell at the kid's mom tomorrow. I've gotten bit three times this week from him and she acts like he's normal. She told me today he has been acting out this week cause he's on an antibiotic.

Chewy

Chewy

You should have kicked him in the face. There would probably be no regrets about that later.

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

im pretty sure he would stop biting you if you hit him in the face with a brick...

Twisted Evil

The Mr. E of Hat

The Mr. E of Hat

Dayquil makes me do crazy things too...

http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Missed_A_Step/

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

The Mr. E of Hat wrote:
You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes right?

Nothing. She has already been told twice.

The Mr. E of Hat

The Mr. E of Hat

YEAAAAAAh High Five!

http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Missed_A_Step/

Guest


Guest

I think he needs to chill out in a time out xD

chunckylover53



The Plutonian wrote:
The Mr. E of Hat wrote:
You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes right?

Nothing. She has already been told twice.


lol i forgot all about that joke.

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

He's autistic and very aggressive and he has no freaking clue what I'm talking about so I basically just try to keep him from killing any of my other kids and in return bear the brunt of all of his aggression. I get kicked, scratched, punched, bit, and slapped at least a couple times an hour. It's awesome.

This is part of the reason I'm quitting my job xD

chunckylover53



My sister does the same thing she tells me some crazy storys about the kids she has.

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

I have so many horror stories from teaching. It's unbelievable what we put up with for very little money!

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I just saw a news story about a 6 year old who got pepper sprayed..... so yeah, there is always that route

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Corporal punishment works wonders. Or just beat the living shit out of him

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Love it! I wonder if I'd get fired...

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Just say he started it.

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Actually one of my kid's grandmas told me when he acts up I should beat him. I was like "Uhh...I can't do that..." and she didn't understand why xD

The Mr. E of Hat

The Mr. E of Hat

Just get him to swing first... self defense pleas work against minors right?

http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Missed_A_Step/

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

minors yes, toddlers..... well that a legal grey area

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Put him in a Straight jacket and a toddler sized Hannibal lector mask Very Happy

sheep

sheep

Holy bejesus.

Sell him. She'll probably never notice, and I'm sure the circus could use another "wild boy" in their side show.

Same

Same

Why do you let them hit you? Can't you like grab their arms or something or use hand cuffs and let them trying breaking them cuffs.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

The Mr. E of Hat wrote:Pow right in the kisser~!

You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes right?

I LOL'd. The wifey told me a joke earlier that I LOL'd at too.

What does a woman do as soon as she gets out of the woman's shelter?

Spoiler:

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Ha! Love it.

I can hold his arms, but then he generally kicks me or slams his head back into my stomach. It's awesome. I can't win.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Simple solution

Go to school with a Mean ass Toddler eating German shepherd

Ante

Ante

Boxxy wrote:Why do you let them hit you? Can't you like grab their arms or something or use hand cuffs and let them trying breaking them cuffs.


I can break these cuffs!

You can't break those cuffs.

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