I beat up my boyfriend

Srs bsns.

He's brother is visiting (I love this kid, he cracks me up so bad), and he brought these UFC boxing gloves things (he did some real training and was in some amateur fights I guess). The boyfriend told me I could go after him with them on, just to not punch him straight in the nose (like I'd want to damage his face!)

So I did. Pummeled his ass straight down the hallway with a bunch of gut shots. It was awesome. Got some kidney shots in when he tossed me over his shoulder and took off running.

They've been beating the hell out of each other for 3 days straight. It's mayhem here. I guess I'll start learning some more too. It's good exercise and the boy likes teaching me to be a violent killer for some reason haha.

I was some seriously good stress relief after a hellish day at work, tell you what!

Hunh............

I would NEVER teach my GF how to fight. I like my face the way it is thank you very much.

Haha. I guess he's just strange like that. I think he wants to toughen me up so he has someone to spar with when there are no brothers around.

Some interesting childhood stories are coming out though. Spit wars were a big thing apparently.

Remember to use the force, man...

He's nuts. Women are mean enough already. Teaching them how to fight is borderline suicidal.


Have fun, though. Seems like you are having it already

Interesting. "I beat up my boyfriend" is funny and everyone wants to read the story and get a laugh.

"I beat up my girlfriend" gives the exact opposite reaction.....

Poor Mills. Feeling the sexism? You'll get over it, don't worry

I let him take a shot. He went easy but I definitely had to pee afterwards lol

Don't let Heebs play with them. I already feel bad for her man.

No kidding. That poor guy. He's good at just shrugging her off though.

hey, he's just as mean to me as i am to him. he told me i had man arms because i have blonde hairs on them. the fucker.

Those little blonde hairs on a girls arm are AWESOME! He's just finding something to jack with you about.

It's possible to have abusive relationships that involve wimpy dudes Mills. I would ask 'haven't you seen Dr. Phil' but I know you haven't, and I only know that from hearing it in the other room /face saving measure.

I've been boxing since I was about 8 years old.

Don't go for the gut Sheep. Actually hurts a LOT more with sustained punches than the face ever will.

Trust me, I've been in the hospital for staying in for too long after a shitload of gutshots. Much, MUCH worse than any broken nose.

texasmace wrote:Those little blonde hairs on a girls arm are AWESOME! He's just finding something to jack with you about.

thank you Tex, can you come beat him up for me?

MISTER ZOMBEE wrote:Interesting. "I beat up my boyfriend" is funny and everyone wants to read the story and get a laugh.

"I beat up my girlfriend" gives the exact opposite reaction.....

lol 100% true. Damn sexist media! If we wanna give our Gf's a little love tap we should be allowed to...

Oh I'm old and beating people is easy now. HA!
No really, if you drag your fingernails over those little hairs...WHEW!

I'm not pointing out sexism. I just thought about creating a topic like that as a joke and I didnt see anything funny about it.

MISTER ZOMBEE wrote:I'm not pointing out sexism. I just thought about creating a topic like that as a joke and I didnt see anything funny about it.

You didn't see anything funny about making a topic about beating up girlfriends? Or me beating up my boyfriend?

Liquid, I don't think I hurt him any. I wasn't hitting him full force, plus I have the upper body strength of a toddler, so I'm sure he could take whatever I handed to him hahaha. Maybe if I threw all my weight behind it we would have a problem.

You might be missing my point. It is funny that you beat up your boyfriend. I thought it'd be funny to post the opposite topic. But I didnt because beating up my "girlfriend" carries no humor for me. Or probably any guy on here.

I thought that was what you meant, Mills, but I just wanted to make sure because I was getting a little confused. Thought maybe I'd gone and pissed you off.

I don't like angry zombies. They bite

I might bite anyway....

just a nibble?

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

You has dirty mouth! In fact, I think you have a fingernail stuck between your teeth.... ewwwww

That's my zombie crunk.