Ok so today was my most rage filled day of work in a long fucking time. So I finish cleaning the parking lot and some teens pull into the drive thru. No big deal, one of them then opens the door and vomits, he's drunk I just kind of shrug it off. After spraying it clean the rest of them thought it would be funny to through all of their trash out of the car on to the lot. I'm pissed now, strike one. Later a women tells my manager that one of the toilets in the woman's room in clogged, before I get a chance to see what going the women comes back and says "I know it's clogged but i flushed it to see if it helped and I ended up getting water everywhere." She goes before I have a chance to talk to this magnificent specimen of human intelligence. Strike two. At this point, just after the women left, I see a man look at his son and say hey watch this, then proceeds to smear ketchup on a table and tell his son, " it's ok to make a mess here some else will clean it up for you." Strike three, this is the part where I get to have fun. Another crew member is cleaning up ketchup from cock fuck one while I'm mopping up water and trying to unclog a toilet. While I'm in there a little girl comes in, sees me working and leaves. When I was in there, there wasn't anything on the door but when she left there was blood on it. I cleaned the blood and went about my job. I finish and leave to tell my manager that I couldn't unclog the toilet cause some retard that works here threw the toilet plunger away.
I return to the restroom to retrieve the mop so that I can mop up the blood droplets from the little girl. She's in the restroom so I'm patiently waiting, the door opens and it's her an her grandma. The grandma states that when I left the door hit the girl in the arm causing it to bleed to told her she was already bleeding before that. The woman the says " are you telling me my granddaughter lied to me? Cause I know she wouldn't do that." At this point I wanted to slap the cunt in the face and tell her kids lie, its what they do, I'm sure you've lied to you parents when you were younger too. Instead I listen to her ask if I will apologize, I told her I would if I had done something wrong. She says, "apologize or I'll tell your manager." I said ok I'm sorry that your too stupid to listen to logic. Apparently that wasn't what she wanted to hear and she seemed offended so I thought I'd try again. I'm sorry your son or daughter gave birth to a retarded daughter, I'm sure if morons weren't aloud to breed we wouldn't be having this conversation. Oh wait or could it be that you fail in raising your son or daughter that cause this whole mess. She then goes to tell my manager. After she leaves with some free coupons, I got into my manager's office and talk with her. After explaining my side of the story, and because they know that I only would've said something like that if I was dealing with some shit for brains customer. I'm told and this is the best part, that if it had been any other employee they'd have been fired but because we know you can't stand ignorance and stupid, we'll just give you the rest of the day off. They love me so much.
I return to the restroom to retrieve the mop so that I can mop up the blood droplets from the little girl. She's in the restroom so I'm patiently waiting, the door opens and it's her an her grandma. The grandma states that when I left the door hit the girl in the arm causing it to bleed to told her she was already bleeding before that. The woman the says " are you telling me my granddaughter lied to me? Cause I know she wouldn't do that." At this point I wanted to slap the cunt in the face and tell her kids lie, its what they do, I'm sure you've lied to you parents when you were younger too. Instead I listen to her ask if I will apologize, I told her I would if I had done something wrong. She says, "apologize or I'll tell your manager." I said ok I'm sorry that your too stupid to listen to logic. Apparently that wasn't what she wanted to hear and she seemed offended so I thought I'd try again. I'm sorry your son or daughter gave birth to a retarded daughter, I'm sure if morons weren't aloud to breed we wouldn't be having this conversation. Oh wait or could it be that you fail in raising your son or daughter that cause this whole mess. She then goes to tell my manager. After she leaves with some free coupons, I got into my manager's office and talk with her. After explaining my side of the story, and because they know that I only would've said something like that if I was dealing with some shit for brains customer. I'm told and this is the best part, that if it had been any other employee they'd have been fired but because we know you can't stand ignorance and stupid, we'll just give you the rest of the day off. They love me so much.
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