I had the weirdest dream last night

I was, for some reason, revisiting my technical school in an Army combat uniform. It was about 15 minutes before the school actually opened and I saw a bunch of rocker looking kids standing on the sidewalk. For some reason I started singing Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit, then all those rocker kids started cheering real loudly. Then a chick from that crowd came over and kissed me on my cheek, and we walked in with my arm over her shoulder.

After that I somehow ended up in the drop ceiling over my old lab and started stealing PCs. After a while, my old lab teacher turned around as I was sinking back into the ceiling. I then shouted "Rangers Motherfucker!" and quickly sunk into the ceiling.

Post 1027.

Meth, not even once.

For some reason I read rocker kids as hookers.

sheep wrote:For some reason I read rocker kids as hookers.

Sub-conscious thoughts? Lol.

I had a weird one:
So it all started when I was walking in a black void and I saw nyan cat. I soon realized he wasn't alone as a thousand nyan cats followed behind him in the most epic song of nyan cat ever. I ran away as to not be swept up in the crow of them. I dove into a cave and waited for them all to pass. I took a look outside to see if the coast was clear and a Charizard came and picked me up and dropped me in an Eagle's nest and Voldemort was there and I had the Harry Potter scar and I suddenly realized that Voldemort was gone and I was now in a WWII drop plane on D-Day and I jumped out of the plane and my first chute broke so I deployed my reserve chute and parachuted down next to Leonardo DiCaprio and I hit the ground rather hard and lost consciousness. I then woke up in my bed and Tory and Grant from Mythbusters were there and they yelled "INCEPTION!!" in my face and I woke up in real life and Jamie and Alex were there hitting Corinne (some of my friends) for stealing their cookies. Then I really woke up for real. It was really weird.

I had sex with a girl-version of myself once.

MEGA MILK wrote:I had sex with a girl-version of myself once.

Ok, thats insta-awesome cred right there

I once had a dream where I was fighting in an post apocalyptic wasteland, in a mech-ish thing.

I remember lumbering around while this played in the background.



There was some shooting, some throwing, then I end up in wake up into a stormy night. And I saw someone who I hadn't seen in ages, someone named Jessica, and she was all like "Who are you?"

And I look in the mirror and I see a mask with 4 thin diagonal eye slits that glowed blue, and I heard my voice and something else say, "A ghost."

And then I really woke up. Really.