Weirdest place/situation you've ever had sex in

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Hmmm a weird situation. Downstairs couch while my GF's friend was behind us messin with my dog. We had to be quiet but it was weird.

The women's room in a public bathroom at the park on an army base.
I was tripping on shrooms, and she was drunk.

Oh I forgot to list mine:
-The disabled bathroom at an airport
-My GF's grandmother's garden
-Not really a weird situation, but completely drunk and thinking of trains, police departments and how much they help a city thrive.

Damn I didn't realize it was you cramtrom till I looked at the gamerag comp thread. Warn someone next time!

HAHA Welcome to the new home buddy!

Word! It is I, the Cramtron!
Thanks for the link, btw. The GFQ boards have been lifeless.

No problem. I think word is slowly getting out.

Yea well the GFQ board has become full of pissy mods that delete everything. I am now on suspension with a possibility if permaban.

Sorry to drop on you last night. Dinner was ready and I had to talk to my kid bots about something.

No problem. I actually stopped playing at around 93 tickets because my mom called me on the phone, and I didn't come back until we were down to 15.
I was fucking pissed, too, because TheGM86 got a nemesis pin on me and I couldn't get revenge. He disappeared before the next game started.

Opps!

I got back on later and sent you an invite but you didn't come play with me

Oh yeah, sorry. I was really wrapped up in a game of Atacama Conquest. I was doing really well and I couldn't pull away.

HAHA it's cool I'm j/k.

I hate that map on conquest and rush! One of the few maps I just do not enjoy. Maybe the only map I don;t like playing on!

weirdest place......hmmmm

Not very adventurous but in my integra at a bus stop at 2am

or

In my SHO in the basement garage, when i first started dating my current girl. Found out i needed a new suspension afterwards!

oh hey cram, sry bout ur sound glitch in presa. i dont think we won that game anyway. i think it was intense though

Sky high in the Red Light District, Amsterdam.

Tallness - yeah, my sound cut out in the middle of that White Pass Rush match. That was the first time I played that map, and once the sound cut out, I was getting slaughtered. So I had to do a reboot, because I couldn't play like that anymore.

This was years ago, but the parking garage that was across the street from my job. Not in a car either

Ooooo nice one D!

First time I did it in a car I thought it was weird. It looses its weirdness though. HAHA

LOL yeah when I was dating one of my GF's we did it in the car alot. I guess I'm old fashioned now though (READ: old) and prefer more conventional places.

HAHA yea. I'm toooo old to be adveturasosu anymore. I just prefer the bed. You can get more done in a kingsize than you can a car.

The first time I did it in a car it got so sweaty and humid I thought I was going to suffocate. From then on I decided to roll down the windows lol.

Oh also, here's a good story, when I was a teenager I was dating this girl with really strict parents. They both worked nights so I would sneak out of my house at night when my mom went to sleep and go *ahem "hang out" with my gf lol. I had a sliding back door in my room so this was pretty simple.

Anyways one night I was over there and we hear a very scary sound. Her dad coming home from work for the night unexpectedly. I had to hide in the closet for a couple of hours I think until he went to sleep then I had to jump out of her window which was on the second floor LMAO.

I know you're thinking "D, that must have been the last time you EVER went over there." Well no, me being the type that enjoys dodging bullets I continued my evening visits. Dad came home again and he was suspicious because he had moved a bunch of shit under her window so I couldn't jump out of it again.

This time I ended up spending the night under her bed until the morning and snuck out while her brother took the garbage out.

That was the last time because I was so busted when I got home since I couldn't make it home before my mom woke up so I was busted big time.

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:HAHA yea. I'm toooo old to be adveturasosu anymore. I just prefer the bed. You can get more done in a kingsize than you can a car.

Hell yeah. I'm more or a lovemaker than a ****er these days so I need a proper setup to be effective.

B PEGASUS wrote:The first time I did it in a car it got so sweaty and humid I thought I was going to suffocate. From then on I decided to roll down the windows lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Q4p0yoQvE

lol love that episode.

HAHA "proper setup"

But yea exactly. Gone are the days of high testosterone where I just gotta fuck like a bunny. Now I know what I am doing and can enjoy it more.

Ex gf and I were on her couch, and her mom came down stairs in the middle of it so i threw a blanket over us to make it look like we were sleeping. continued while her mom did laundry. That's one there are a couple others

^Nice.

That had have been nerve racking though.

That reminds me of mine cept for it was during the day and my GF's friend had no clue what we where doing. HAHA

It was a little nerve racking, but not the worst. We've done it out in the snow, in my uncles pool, her drive way, and her friends bedroom to name a few. Oh and there was the time her cat attacked me in the middle of, that thing fucking hated me.

LOL that happened to me once also, it didn't attack me, but it kept coming over to where we were and just kind of hanging out.

I wouldn't mind if it was just hanging out, but the damn thing tried attacking my weak point for massive damage every chance it got.

LMFAO!!

LOL the closest I've had to animal interference is my dog strangely watching while my GF and I went at it on the living room floor

LOL - HJ on a rollercoaster. I can just imagine that getting messy.

HAHA yeah seriously. When it's time to make a mess, you're strapped down, so nowhere to go except in the fucking cart haha.

You know how some roller coasters have a camera that takes pictures of the riders faces at certain moments?

I can imagine Frost being all like @_@ LMAO

That would be funny. Frost getting his pic taken at the moment he goes into "O-FACE MODE"

I do that all the time when I go to Disney Land and ride Space Mountain.

I always flash the camera. But it is dark in there, so you don't know where you are so I had to hold my shirt up the whole time. AND DAMN!! My nipples were cold!!

Sadly though, the moniter said my picture was "LOST IN SPACE!"
Yet everyone elses pic was still shown....

-Hotel Balcony on the middle of the "strip" in Ocean City. Many horns were honked

-In my basement when my sister's guy friends ran down because somebody in the group was old enough to buy a porno and they said "You better watch and learn a thing or two, you'll get more out of this than her" ( I was 15) Getting her clothes back on under the blanket was quiet a feat of subterfuge.

-Also went down a girls pants on one of those rotating pod rolller coaster thingies

-Had sex with that girl while her little brother and sister watched a movie right in front of us.

-Had sex in my latests ex's: PArents, Grandparents, and Uncles bed.