I feel like a Dick

I'm assuming that you guys didn't keep him by just talking.

If so... awkward.

Awkward....but really funny, XD!

Frostbyrn wrote:
"Dont be too loud while banging my Daughter"

I imagine that being said in with the same voice as the guy behind the desk in this clip.

At least her dad was cool about it, haha. If that were my dad, he probably would have walked in and killed the guy.

Ehat was terrified of him for awhile. My dad is 6'6, built and looks like he would kill you. And probably would, lol.

But that sounds seriously embarrassing

Hah, you think that's awkward. I was with an ex and as I was finishing I roared (we were bored and just got done watching a nature documentary on the mating habits of lions.) Woke up every one the house.

I know the feeling my ex's dad was a marine. We played a little joke on her parents and he shot me in the ass with a rubber bullet.

Well she and I had just finished a morning "roll in the hay" if you will, and thought it would be funny if we announced that she was now pregnant. At first there was silence, then her dad went into the other room and came out with a gun. I went out the front door to the deck thinking that maybe her mom could talk some sense into him. He comes outside and all I can think is I need to get off this deck. As I jump off of it a shot goes off and hits my right check in mid air. As soon as I hit the ground my entire body had clenched. He walks over and says "get up you pussy it was only a rubber bullet can't you take a joke?"

No while she was inside she told them it was a joke, he just wanted to shoot me.

Lol, I suppose. He got me back later that week, it was the most awkward conversation I've ever had with her dad.

Lol, well I'll tell you what happened. This is what started it. After she and I had sex she thought it would be funny to steal my cloths, she put them on and wouldn't give them back so I thought I'd get back at her and wear her cloths. So fucking uncomfortable and a terrible idea. Her parents came home and her dad asked what the hell I was wearing, I looked at her and said lets trade cloths, we did. The next morning her dad and I are talking in the kitchen. He asked "So what is like wearing woman's underwear?" Said I'd never do it again. There wasn't any room for my junk. He says "Oh, cause I've often wondered what it would be like. I've often fantasized about myself in my wife's silk underwear as I sit on the couch and rub myself." I couldn't react, I just sat there. He looks at me and says "Hey I'm just fucking with you." To this day I still can't tell if he was serious or not.

I'd tell him about and try to get him to join, but the ex and I haven't talked in a year plus he doesn't spend much time on a computer unless its for work.

Yeah, the thought that crossed my mind was "Oh you want to play it like that huh?" I felt it would make things weirder and bit more uncomfortable for her, but she just laughed and I was the uncomfortable one.

Yes I know, I've learned my lesson but I at least tried damn it. At least no pictures were taken.

That's not me, that's my evil twin brother Ronaldo. Note the porn star mustache and eye patch.

Ok you got me, but I was young I needed the money. Wait those are different pictures aren't they?

Oh, I didn't get paid for that one. It asked for it, it's hose said no but it's bag said yes.

I told you not to bother me when I'm cleaning my room!

Rofl I haven't seen that movie in years, I wonder if I still have the DVD.

Yes.

This topic gave me many a lol/

FOR SCIENCE! My names is Richard so I have every reason to be a dick.

In all seriousness, i have done some fucked up things to some poor bastards daughters out there. Which is why when my daughter starts dating, i will always have my AR disassembled/ cleaning it in front of the possible suitor. If the sight of me reassembling my 5.56 beauty with a quickness in front of him, and then slamming the bolt forward doesn't make him shit himself, then me following them in my car with it will! lol.

Haha I wouldn't care if my gfs dad had a gun or not lol. I would probably even make a joke about it, but I don't really do stuff that would make them want to shoot me.

My brother and i have discussed pulling the scene from bad boys 2. "You look like you 30!" "you a virgin? keep it that way, aint gon be no fuckin tonight!"

Hahaha that would be awesome!!! XD

That made my day Frost.

Those were just a couple of the things she and I have done, we've played a other pranks on her family and each other. The one I did to her at school was one of our favorites.

yes, go on...