MISTER ZOMBEE wrote:That reminds me though, a good friend of mine has a brother that has a freaky story.
I saw this dude a few times and he never had any facial growth. Clean shaved every time I saw him. I never picked up on it though. Just figured he was clean cut.
One day, facial hair came up in a conversation. Another guy we were with wanted to see who could go the longest without shaving. Then the story started.
The clean cut guy had a good reason for shaving. Said he would love to grow a beard but couldnt. You see, when he was young, he and his brother played around with fireworks in a junkyard. He got the brilliant idea to set off stuff in a wrecked up car. Even more intelligent, he dropped something in the gas tank of this car.
As you might have predicted, there was gas in the car. Not sure how much. It blew up and threw molten flames on his hands and face. So, instictually, he puts his hands on his face....
This melted the hair folicles on his face in the shape of his hands. He said he cant grow hair where his hands where. I called his BS. So he went a few days without shaving and I visited him.
My jaw hit the floor when I saw a beard growing around hand prints on his damn face!!! Just a beard outline of his hands!
Freaky and absolutely hilarious!
That's hilarious. I would've called bullshit probably too, but I'll be damned. Pics nao! xD
