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I want to punch this bitch in the face

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Khfan60
HydrasBreath ♜
Duck
chunckylover53
Shinma
Metalzoic
Pariah
Frostbyrn
infadel117
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Grey

Grey

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/how-to-cheat-on-your-husband-with-your-husband.html

infadel117

infadel117

agreed
*insert gif of nero kicking dante in the face here*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Why?

Because of she made a living selling bullshit to gullible people or because she keeps using the phrase cheat on your husband with your husband?

infadel117

infadel117

Frostbyrn wrote:because she keeps using the phrase cheat on your husband with your husband

that one

Pariah

Pariah

nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Her mouth is enormous. I didn't see a reason to punch her in her face though. Sorry...
*smacks Sheep on the ass.

Shinma

Shinma

infadel117 wrote:agreed
*insert gif of nero kicking dante in the face here*

I want to punch this bitch in the face Devil-may-cry-4-nero-dropkicks-dante-o

And yeah

I want to punch this bitch in the face Tumblr_lr62oo3bEL1qdlkgg

chunckylover53



Metalzoic wrote:Her mouth is enormous. I didn't see a reason to punch her in her face though. Sorry...
*smacks Sheep on the ass.

With a mouth that big she's not meant to be punched in the face, at least not with the hands.

Duck

Duck

She needs to be punched in the face with a t-rex

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

chunckylover53 wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:Her mouth is enormous. I didn't see a reason to punch her in her face though. Sorry...
*smacks Sheep on the ass.

With a mouth that big she's not meant to be punched in the face, at least not with the hands.

*insert "I'm gonna stab your head off...WITH MY DICK" scene from airheads here*

Khfan60

Khfan60

Metalzoic wrote:Her mouth is enormous.

Came to post this.

Real life Mileena?
I want to punch this bitch in the face 132as1ds-e1295121367168

Siren

Siren

the point she's trying to make is fair. The way she's phrasing it is just stupid O_O'

Duck

Duck

oh no one here actually watched the video

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Duck wrote:oh no one here actually watched the video

nope so I don't really know what we're talking about.

Siren

Siren

I watched it! XD

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:Why?

Because of she made a living selling bullshit to gullible people or because she keeps using the phrase cheat on your husband with your husband?

pretty much.

be unfaithful by staying faithful!

Shinma

Shinma

I watched most of it, but I had enough after a while. Basically this bitch wrote a book telling couples that they need to keep the spark in their relationships by doing things differently from time to time and not being boring.

I want to punch this bitch in the face Qy8v37

Guest


Guest

Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

Khfan60

Khfan60

Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.

I think Ron Jeremy is a sex expert...

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

I want to punch this bitch in the face 19599

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Shinma wrote:I watched most of it, but I had enough after a while. Basically this bitch wrote a book telling couples that they need to keep the spark in their relationships by doing things differently from time to time and not being boring.

I want to punch this bitch in the face Qy8v37

did the book win a NSS (no shit sherlock) award? because based on that description I'd be surprised if it didn't. Razz

Guest


Guest

NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.

Pariah

Pariah

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.
you call me out for making the same point you're making?

Guest


Guest

Pariah wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.
you call me out for making the same point you're making?
.


wut

Pariah

Pariah

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.
you call me out for making the same point you're making?
.


wut
my point is that there is no such thing as a sex expert, since it's a complex subject both physically and psychologically. I never called myself one, my only point was that anyone who does most likely has no clue what they're really talking about.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.

Oh for sure there are alot of subtleties and cues to pick up on alot of back and forth dynamics/interplay. I was merely getting at the fact that if you've been married for 5,10,20 years and you have the exact same "routine" all the time it'll probably get old. And that's kinda common sense and you shouldn't need a book to tell you that.

Guest


Guest

Pariah wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.
you call me out for making the same point you're making?
.


wut
my point is that there is no such thing as a sex expert, since it's a complex subject both physically and psychologically. I never called myself one, my only point was that anyone who does most likely has no clue what they're really talking about.

Ignorance is a beautiful thing.

I guess we just have to agree to disagree.

I have a friend who's a Sexual Therapist and her education on the subject trumps mine by miles.

There is alot more to sex than the act of fucking.

Pariah

Pariah

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Ignorance is a beautiful thing.

I guess we just have to agree to disagree.

I have a friend who's a Sexual Therapist and her education on the subject trumps mine by miles.

There is alot more to sex than the act of fucking.

I'll admit that, her education on it gives her leagues more knowledge than most anyone else.

but seriously, why did you even think I was calling myself an expert?

Guest


Guest

Pariah wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Ignorance is a beautiful thing.

I guess we just have to agree to disagree.

I have a friend who's a Sexual Therapist and her education on the subject trumps mine by miles.

There is alot more to sex than the act of fucking.

I'll admit that, her education on it gives her leagues more knowledge than most anyone else.

but seriously, why did you even think I was calling myself an expert?

When and where did I say that?

Your just putting words into my mouth.

I said she knows much more than you, as she has an education in the field. I know from talking to her there is alot to learn about the subject.

Again I never said that....

Shinma

Shinma

I want to punch this bitch in the face Tumblr_lxatokyIX61qdlkgg

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

I watched the video,it seemed cheesy

chunckylover53



Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.

lies

Guest


Guest

chunckylover53 wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.

lies

That made me laugh AC worthy

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

chunckylover53 wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:NO offense, but there is alot to sex.

Much more than in goes the penis.

lies

No Sym is right there is more than just in goes the penis...there's the whole pulling it out some so you can put it in again. Razz

Duck

Duck

woah really i've just been sticking it in and leaving it there until one of us got hungry

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Duck wrote:woah really i've just been sticking it in and leaving it there until one of us got hungry

yeah you're doing it wrong...well unless you're trying to have tantric sex in which case you're pretty much doing it right haha.

Guest


Guest

< IS not trying to have sex for 6 hours

Siren

Siren

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

no fuk u pig

Guest


Guest

Siren wrote:
Mr. Lundegaard wrote:
Pariah wrote:nah, fuck this lady. anyone calling themselves a "sex expert" is stupid.
Im sure she knows a a hell of alot more about sex than you

no fuk u pig

What?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

She has the irrational need to defend Pariah despite the fact he is more than capable of defending himself

Also I have to go with Pariah you started posting contradictory messages Sym

Guest


Guest

Im just saying calling a Sex Therapist a joke is a bit ignorant.

Thats all

I think its funny his girl is defending him over THAT

I wasnt looking for a debate....sigh.

Shall we debate?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I wouldnt im a Master Debater

Guest


Guest

Your wittier than I

Im just a great artist.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Its okay man

Wit is often the blade of the Unathletic

Guest


Guest

I wish I was wittier

I was always that guy who had no comebacks

Pariah

Pariah

I'm out of this. What you posted Sym initially made it look like you were calling me out as saying I'm a sex expert. If that's not what you said, fine. I don't really care enough to argue this time, mostly since we're arguing the same side.

Frost, thanks for the support.

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:I wouldnt im a Master Debater

yeah? well im a cunning linguist.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:< IS not trying to have sex for 6 hours

tantric sex isn't really sex though...there's no thrusting involved. You just kind of stick it in and leave it there while in a lotus position type posture and you're just supposed to "exchange energies" which is supposed to be better than a physical orgasm.

chunckylover53



Frostbyrn wrote:I wouldnt im a Master Debater

This made me laugh more than it should have...

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