So I go in for surgery in less then 20 hours.

HydrasBreath ♜ wrote:Good luck dude! you're going to be just fine.

Dropped Da Soap wrote:
And Metal, just in case you are curious. I already marked my body in various places with a Sharpie saying "Do not cut here" and one spot with a giant ass arrow on my shoulder saying "CUT HERE< HERE ONLY!"

And im wearing a mideval chastity belt, so I should be safe

Dropped Da Soap wrote:
So the only person I could find to take me was Dani.......

So yeah, as you can imagine I am not anticipating that....

Plus my girlfriend Sophia is going to try to there tomorrow as well, so kinda afraid on how that is going to turn out...

RStudios wrote:

Dropped Da Soap wrote:
So the only person I could find to take me was Dani.......

So yeah, as you can imagine I am not anticipating that....

Plus my girlfriend Sophia is going to try to there tomorrow as well, so kinda afraid on how that is going to turn out...

Threeesome

Its gonna be awesome

Pariah wrote:I made it to the third line, then the words startteddd becoming snakes.

Dropped Da Soap wrote:guh I want to die. pain

Masturbate with your left arm!

Or we could tell jokes to make you feel better

So this farmer wants to breed his prize Stallion but it seems uninterested in the Mare

So he puts on a rubber glove takes some of the fluid from the mares nether region and rubs it under the Stallions nose

The Stallion goes ape shit and in no time at all mounts the Mare and breeds with her

Later that night the Farmer is laying in bed next to his sleeping wife and he decides to try the trick he did with the Mare again

So he puts his hand down his wife's pajamas and take some of her fluid and wipes it under his nose, In no time at all he is hard as a fucking rock and starts poking his wife in the small of her back with his erection to wake her up

Eventually she wakes up and turns on the bedside lamp and rolls over to look at him and says

"You didnt need to fucking wake me up to tell me you have a bloody nose!"

Frostbyrn wrote:

Dropped Da Soap wrote:guh I want to die. pain

Masturbate with your left arm!

Or we could tell jokes to make you feel better

So this farmer wants to breed his prize Stallion but it seems uninterested in the Mare

So he puts on a rubber glove takes some of the fluid from the mares nether region and rubs it under the Stallions nose

The Stallion goes ape shit and in no time at all mounts the Mare and breeds with her

Later that night the Farmer is laying in bed next to his sleeping wife and he decides to try the trick he did with the Mare again

So he puts his hand down his wife's pajamas and take some of her fluid and wipes it under his nose, In no time at all he is hard as a fucking rock and starts poking his wife in the small of her back with his erection to wake her up

Eventually she wakes up and turns on the bedside lamp and rolls over to look at him and says

"You didnt need to fucking wake me up to tell me you have a bloody nose!"

Dropped Da Soap wrote:It was my left arm I got surgery on numbnuts

JrTapia1991 wrote:now I want some outback steakhouse....never been to one. lol. I remember their commcercials wayyyy back

chunckylover53 wrote:So did your girlfriends kiss each other or what?

Dropped Da Soap wrote:

chunckylover53 wrote:So did your girlfriends kiss each other or what?

No, thankfully nothing happened

JrTapia1991 wrote:damn it soapy give her some big kisses

ON THE BOOBS!

JrTapia1991 wrote:gently nibble and bite the boobies, they might like that

Khfan60 wrote:With your dick

RStudios wrote:

JrTapia1991 wrote:gently nibble and bite the boobies, they might like that

Khfan60 wrote:With your dick

Dropped Da Soap wrote:The hell is wring with you all