Just then an Omnithrashitron series Death-Bot drops from the sky, Zombie-Flayer a blazin'!
1fnbighen takes a direct hit to the pickle and is deep-fried before ever even hearing it's piercing, metallic warcry of "FUCKIN' ZOMBIES!!"
Luigi's hat erupts into a plasma mushroom cloud, scattering chunks of mustache and flinging gold coins everywhere.
DL takes one thousand, two hundred and thirteen blasts and, impossibly, is still standing...
"DAMN I HATE THOSE STUPID ASS HALO SHIELDS!" howls the Omnithrashitron in a voice like a broken garbage disposal as it flies off into the night in seach of frozen burritos and sexy, sexy strippers...