So, my sister is job shadowing a mortician...

It sounds kinda interesting actually. The other jobs she had in mind were job shadowing a teacher or a police officer, but since the school wouldn't let her, she chose to job shadow the only other job she considered (teachers gave her weird looks she said). Yesterday, she actually got to push a body into an incinerator for cremation and push the button to turn it on, watch somebody get their blood drained, and watched the guy she's job shadowing dress a body for funeral services. She had to sign some waiver that the place wasn't responsible for any mental damage or nightmares after doing it, but she doesn't seem bothered in the slightest (I'm not surprised really though, tbqh).

I got to job shadow at a fish hatchery, which I thought was interesting, but it doesn't really come close to this. >_>

I don't think I would enjoy that. I'm not too fond of dead people.


I job shadowed a chef for school back in the day. Didn't really have any interest in that career after I did.

I was just jokeing with my brother this morning about moving around dead bodys. He was complaining about not makeing enough money at his current job and a good chunk of it going to his college bills. Apparently a mutual friend's brother does it and makes decent money, it's all night work i guess that's where the graveyard shift term comes from.

He said he wouldn't be able to do it as it's too morbid, yet he listens to metal all the time so he's not hardcore enough i guess.

My ex is dating a mortician. I'm not too sure how I feel about pumping dead bodies full of liquid all night...

Ante wrote:My ex is dating a mortician. I'm not too sure how I feel about pumping dead bodies full of liquid all night...

...and all the necrophiliacs fapped to that thought. The End.

I was considering moving to Athens to chase after a mortician's assistant job that paid great money, but required a driving license. I think it was somewhere around 4000 Euro a month to pick up and deliver bodies, as well as wash them, dress them and stuff like that, all because no one wanted to do that. Unfortunately I got caught up with school.

I also have a friend who's family runs a funeral home/mortuary, so he's been working with corpses his whole life to the point where gore and death don't phase him in the least. One story goes that he was walking by the highway, where a horrific crash had happened the day before, and he stumbled upon severed hand from one of the victims (which aparently they hadn't found all the bodies parts). He just put in hi jacket pocket and took it to the police.

Good job security. People are always dying and the baby boomer generation is next, plus, most people don't want to do it because it freaks em out.

Recession proof job right there, gentleman.

Crombie wrote:

Recession proof job right there, gentleman.

My thoughts exactly.

Lol I cant stop thinking about that scene from gone in 60 seconds.

I feel like a job like that would make you go crazy

Frostbyrn wrote:Why theyre just corpses

Yea. JUST dead people *shivers* you couldn't pay me a million dollars to do it

Frostbyrn wrote:The only problem would be seeing naked old people

Yea.... that too.

ew, nakes old people. *shudders*

*shrieks and runs away, finds a box to hide in and hides there*

Heyy, be nice to the Siren.

*still sobbing in the box, shivering in fear* must......unseee........

Its ok, its ok...

IM LYING TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER!

its ok...

Q n Q

liarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *sobs some more*

First off, eww. that is also second, and third

*flees, screaming from the box and hides in the barn among the horses* >.<

*Burns the wig

Thanks, I was getting cold

shit.


*runs out of the barn and hides in the mountains*

*going insane, teleports to another dimension and buries herself 20 feet underground*

*Peav Bursts into Topic*

*suffocates and dies in the hole*

*dies in the other side just so she doesnt have to deal with you*

*cowers in the corner and wimpers* w-whatre you gonna d-do to me.....? ; n ;

i know how to stop him.

FROST LOOK A SHEEP!!!!! *points*

I am honestly thinking about working with dead bodies. Its a job that has great job security and you will alaways be needed. Plus I like being alone, and being with dead people would be cool.


Plus on those nights that are really slow, and I just need to. I could always sate my inner necrophiliac urges.

NOOO! NOT A SHRUBBERY!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!*gets down and begs*

once again this pic was needed:

and siren you wont have to stay down there for long XD

Duan, ish you gonna save me? ; u ;