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So, my sister is job shadowing a mortician...

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Siren
ChristianWarrior713
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Frostbyrn
Erkeric
Grey
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Keyser Söze
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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Nope we only help people who help themselves rendering them asking for our help useless as by the time they have fixed it they wont need our help anymore

Were like god Very Happy

Siren

Siren

then god's a bitch -.-

someone help.....*wimpers* i cant go anywhere without frost haunting me D:

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Im the ghost of Christmas Jurassic past!

This is the first velociraptor Christmas now change your fucking behavior or ill make you the main course

Duan

Duan

i used to help people like you the you took begging to the knee.

*i feel horrible by the way*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Wonder what Pariah is up to

Joker squirrel is probably showing him how he can make his nuts disappear

Duan

Duan

is siren helping?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Nope she couldnt find her harley quinn costume

Siren

Siren

Pariah is sleeping. He's been sleeping for awhile.

And no, I CANT HELP CAUSE IM TRAPPED. *sobs* you are all so cruel....all I want is to be resurrected and live in peace D:

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I can use resurrect because im OOM

Duan

Duan

fine

NECROMANCY POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!

and wait you wanted to help?!?

oOoOoOoOo

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

She said back to life not become a zombie sex slave

Duan

Duan

So, my sister is job shadowing a mortician... - Page 2 RGxoT

Siren

Siren

I want no part of helping anything. All i want is to be alive again, and be in a secluded area where frost can't find me. And maybe some food. thaaaaaats about it.

Duan

Duan

Nowhere is safe.

and you are alive again

Siren

Siren

well atleast I'm alive now.....*sneaks back to a new box and hides there*

Duan

Duan

*rests arm on top of box*
*activates jedi mind tricks*

the one you are looking for is not in this box

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

That only works on weak minded idiots and I dont play call of duty ergo it wont work on me

Siren

Siren

*thinks to self* "please let le jedi mind trick work, please let le jedi mind trick work..."

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Smashes head through the boxes wall*

HERES FROSTY!

Siren

Siren

O__________O *stares at you like a deer in headlights*

Duan

Duan

*pulls out knife*

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Siren

Siren

*claws come out and hisses at you*

Duan

Duan

Run while you still can...

Siren

Siren

*growls* yes, run....

Duan

Duan

then you shall die again!!!!!


and my necromancy powers aren't of cooldown yet

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

ChristianWarrior713 wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Why theyre just corpses

Yea. JUST dead people *shivers* you couldn't pay me a million dollars to do it

As this song says in the intro sample:

The dead won't bother you
It's the living you gotta worry about


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Grey

Grey

*Casually steals all the sheep from Frost's barn*

Siren

Siren

*notices frost hasnt been doing anything for awhile and leaves the box, running off somewhere else*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Springs his Siren trap*

Duan

Duan

*springs frost trap*

Got ya Bitch

*mounts frost's head on the wall*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

My kind dont die if you remove their head

Were fun like that

*Starts singing loud campfire songs till his body finds him*

Siren

Siren

*le stuck in the trap*

; n ;

ChristianWarrior713

ChristianWarrior713

*lets you out of trap*

Siren

Siren

*curtsy to chriswa* Thank you, Sir ; u ;

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Reunites with his body and throws a net over Siren*

*Sits on net*

Duan

Duan

Hey get back on my wall

*throws big net over frost and lets siren go*

*shuts frost in a very small box and puts him at the bottom of the sea*

ChristianWarrior713

ChristianWarrior713

You are welcome, Lady

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Hulks out of box*

*Swims to the surface and accidentally blows up a japanese whaling ship in the process*

I cannot be stopped!

*Eats Duan*

Duan

Duan

Siren

Siren

D:

*punches frost in the stomach so he spits Duan out and hisses at frost* YOU NO EAT!

Duan

Duan

*shows thumps up* Thumbs up

Siren

Siren

kay good, you're alive XD

Duan

Duan

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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Not really hes dead much like carmine in GoW 2

Siren

Siren

he's not dead D:<

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Hes a ghost!

Also Duan Dawn on the dead on channel four in about 15 minutes Very Happy

Duan

Duan

nice

Siren

Siren

*pokes duan* O_O

Oh yeah, he is a ghost.....

Duan

Duan

damn am i the kind of 6 sense kind of ghost or a casper one?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Although zombies kind of bore me

I like to at least give the NPCs guns so I have the illusion they are dangerous not like zombies who are just melee enemies

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