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How to you approach a girl you don't know at all?

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Keyser Söze
Patrick Star
batonpass
JrTapia1991
HydrasBreath ♜
Dropped Da Soap
Duan
Bla125
Frostbyrn
Siren
Zillah
VictimOfNada
Ante
Pariah
chunckylover53
The Adli Corporation
Khfan60
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Khfan60

Khfan60

In my head, going up to this chick I see around school and starting a conversation with her just seems really awkward. All I know about her is she's a freshman. I don't know anybody that knows her and I don't even know her name.

What do I do in this situation, SeC?

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Chloroform.

chunckylover53



"You want to learn how to be cool, freshmen?"

You do the rest.

Hopefully she'd laugh it off...

Pariah

Pariah

walk up, say hi, ????, profit.

Ante

Ante

Punch her in the face. Best ice breaker ever. Or was it teeth?

VictimOfNada



The Adli Corporation wrote:Chloroform.

You beat me to it. I was going to say "play the 'does this rag smell like chloroform?' game." Works 100% of the time. Unless there are bodyguards. And/or a restraining order.

Seriously though, introducing yourself is a damn good start. Be confident and courteous.

Zillah

Zillah

"nice tits, my name's ..."

Siren

Siren

_

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Hit on her best friend.

Guest


Guest

Just say Hi. Really no other way too do it.

Bla125

Bla125

Just walk up and say hi. She will appreciate you being straight forward. Or you could start with waving and saying hi as you walk past her in the hall sometime to gain a little confidence.

Siren

Siren

I still think my sig answers this question perfectly. Just sayin.

Duan

Duan

Stalk her

after like a month she will come to you, or the police either way you get to see her in court

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Duan wrote:Stalk her

after like a month she will come to you, or the police either way you get to see her in court

He didnt ask how to do it the kiwi way Very Happy

Guest


Guest

Siren wrote:I still think my sig answers this question perfectly. Just sayin.

Dont think hes looking for for some jail time lol.

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Siren wrote:I still think my sig answers this question perfectly. Just sayin.

i agree.

LICK HER AND BARK!

Siren

Siren

BARK LIKE A DOG! Very Happy

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

LICK HER LIKE A DOG LICKS HIS MASTER WHEN HE PULLS OUT THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER!!

Guest


Guest

Think he was looking for serious help here guys.

What I always did was I was your age was just talk to them. There honestly is no other way man. You just gotta do it. The most important thing is to be confident. Chicks love that and always pick up on it. Just introduce yourself and go from there.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yeah she is just as scared and awkward as you are

Khfan60

Khfan60

Yeah I meant for this to be a serious topic >_>

Didn't really think to just walk up and introduce myself. For whatever reason that still seems just... odd to me. I think she has lunch the same time I do so i'll try then.


...Though the chloroform idea sounds easier <_< >_> Very Happy

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Walk up to her and bond over how much the rangers suck Very Happy

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:Walk up to her and bond over how much the rangers suck Very Happy

''hey, you check out the rangers game last night? they sure sucked huh?







speaking of sucking....''




*play 70's porn jazz*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Puts hand on back of girls head and starts pushing down* Very Happy

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

you know, im pretty sure we're aiding a felony right now....

*flees*

Khfan60

Khfan60

How to you approach a girl you don't know at all? SMILEY%20L-500x500

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Oh now it gets fun Very Happy

Pariah

Pariah

I actually put up serious advice!

Duan

Duan

DAMMIT FROST

Siren

Siren

see now you guys are talking Very Happy

that is how you approach a girl Very Happy


BELIEVEMEWELOVEIT

VictimOfNada



Pariah wrote:I actually put up serious advice!

As did I. After some... not so serious advice.

Siren

Siren

Pariah wrote:I actually put up serious advice!


So did I! Very Happy

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Duan wrote:DAMMIT FROST

I came,I saw,I encouraged a Felony

Duan

Duan

same as always then

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

"accidentally" bump into her and after you apologize strike up a random conversation...maybe tell her you want to make it up to her by buying her diner or something.

maybe that would be easier than just randomly walking up to her and saying hi?

Guest


Guest

Guys I think I win this topic!

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Walk up to her and pee in her butt

chunckylover53



You can make mention of the Rangers since it's the local team, best case senario is she says she loves hockey. Lunch is the perfect bonding time of the day in HS Thumbs up

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

be like this...

Khfan60

Khfan60

chunckylover53 wrote: You can make mention of the Rangers since it's the local team, best case senario is she says she loves hockey. Lunch is the perfect bonding time of the day in HS Thumbs up

Well, I WAS going to wear my new Carl Hagelin shirt(bought it at the game last night(which was my first time going to a playoff game FUCKING AWESOME and parenthesis in a parenthesis ftw)) so that would be good.

Guest


Guest

Enough with the butt pee

batonpass

batonpass

How to you approach a girl you don't know at all? Tumblr_m2pkjbinRD1r3zat8

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

What ever you do DO NOT pee in her butt, it might take you a while to recover before you can get on that.

Pariah

Pariah

Honestly, if you're not actually looking for a relationship but a hookup, lie. Lie your ass off, it works. But only in the immediate run. For a dedicated, hell even medium-term relationship, tell the truth always. The best approach there wouldn't be some shitty pickup line, or some crazy bs about running into her (no offense). The best idea would be to have a mutual friend introduce you. Failing that play the "have you met *whateveryourIRLnameis*?" game with a friend as your wingman (yes, its a how i met your mother reference, but it works!)

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

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Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

...but, seriously, just say hi and run with it.

Bla125

Bla125

You should just get a few cats anyway. Girls aren't worth your time.

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

Bla125 wrote:You should just get a few cats anyway. Girls aren't worth your time.
yeah that way you can say you got a sufficient amount of pussy.

Duan

Duan

Camel wrote:
Bla125 wrote:You should just get a few cats anyway. Girls aren't worth your time.
yeah that way you can say you got a sufficient amount of pussy.

Guest


Guest

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