So I may have consumed some small shards of glass today

And I probably will again in the near future.

I was cooking some pork loins in my oven in some glass thing, and I set it down on the edge of my sink for a second and it fucking exploded. Glass went all over my kitchen, in my sink, and of course on the loins.

I only felt one crunch when I was eating it so far, but I'm gonna continue doing it because that's like 4 meals for me. Glass is pretty digestible anyways.

Just think of it as some extra spice in your meal. Problem solved.

If you start coughing up blood though, maybe you should stop and check it out,

Reading this made my teeth hurt. Like when you accidentally bite into a dorito shard when it's vertical.

Cannot unfeel.

Exploded? Exploded how?! What glass thing?????????????????

Yeah sure, freak the fuck out.

Maybe Chewy hasn't replied because he's dead from eating glass...


*gasp*

Rectal Tenesmus wrote:Yeah sure, freak the fuck out.

Maybe Chewy hasn't replied because he's dead from eating glass...


*gasp*

HOW CAN I NOT FREAK THE FUCK OUT IT'S CHEWY!

That's exactly what he wants...

he doesn't want anything

he's dead now

chunckylover53 wrote:Exploded? Exploded how?! What glass thing?????????????????

Just exploded, glass flying everywhere.

It was one of those pyrex things which I thought were meant for baking.

I'm still alive though, just a little severe internal bleeding so its cool.

Round two of the glass covered pork loin at lunchtime today.

My mom did that at my house once with a Pyrex glass dish...apparently Pyrex sucks.

Sounds like this one time when we lived in Columbus and one of our roommates let a small glass cup slip into the garbage disposal and decided not to bother taking it out...I turned the garbage disposal on later that day and you can only imagine. I still have flashbacks. I almost killed her.

I've seen people eat glass so I think you will be fine. How good is that pork though if you never even considered throwing it away?

And then something like this happens:

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Wow Shinma, that was...wow.

Mrs. Terry of Hat wrote:My mom did that at my house once with a Pyrex glass dish...apparently Pyrex sucks.

Sounds like this one time when we lived in Columbus and one of our roommates let a small glass cup slip into the garbage disposal and decided not to bother taking it out...I turned the garbage disposal on later that day and you can only imagine. I still have flashbacks. I almost killed her.

I guess they don't make it as good as they used to, they changed up the materials some time back.

Some of it got in my disposal too but I think I got most of it out. Hopefully none flys out and cuts my face off.

Terry Corp. wrote:I've seen people eat glass so I think you will be fine. How good is that pork though if you never even considered throwing it away?

I mean it was alright, pretty good for my first go and not following any recipes or instructions. Not a whole lot of flavor but cooked perfectly.


And Shinma I wasn't snorting any of it so that probably doesn't have a very big chance of happening.

Holy lol!!! Snorting diamonds, coke and gunpowder! Jesus thats an epic way to die!

That's Darwin award material right there.

pyrex dishes will possibly explode if taken straight from the oven and placed on something cold EI the metal from your sink. Also don't run them under cold water when they're fresh out of the oven.

I was under the impression that most glass broke when suddenly changing tempature.

Rectal Tenesmus wrote:I was under the impression that most glass broke when suddenly changing tempature.

Pyrex isn't supposed to, that's what its made for.

I guess putting it on a metal surface is too extreme though. My sink wasn't even cold or anything but seeing as metal absorbs heat pretty well I can see why it would be a bad idea. It wasn't on there for more than half a second though.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!!

No.

Rectal Tenesmus wrote:I was under the impression that most glass broke when suddenly changing tempature.

well yes as will ceramic dishes if the change is extreme enough. I've busted a few ceramic dishes in chem lab while doing experiments involving Bunsen burners.

Chem lab you say?

*eyeballs Hydra suspiciously*

Watcha cooking?

I am going to use this trick when i want to secretly kill somebody. Thanks chewy.

dude, you're fine.

think of the guy who eats airplanes and lightbulbs. I saw him on Ripley's.

How does one eat an airplane?

Rectal Tenesmus wrote:Chem lab you say?

*eyeballs Hydra suspiciously*

Watcha cooking?

haha nothing illegal unfortunately. It was for Uni. We were given a mystery solution and we had to figure out what it was by filtering it and evaporating the water and then weighing what was left. And depending what was left it was one of three possibilities. I believe it was potassium something or other I ended up with. Pretty sure you can't get high off it

Rectal Tenesmus wrote:How does one eat an airplane?

by opening your mouth really wide

...

^mr. Mangetout

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito#section_1

Gourme cuisine right there...

You would think after about 12 bicycles he would stop and wonder why the hell he is still eating bicycles.

12? You would start to question at 12? Really?

Well I mean that's an approximate. It would all depend on the speed and frequency of bicycle consumption. Like if I ate them all really quick on a binge it would take me a little while to question it but if I ate only one every couple months I might think it through a little more and stop at around 6 or 7.

You have got to be motherfucking kidding me, Chewy...

Yeah, but not 6 or 7 of them.

Bikes I mean, not toddlers.