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Jeez Lady you dont know who your messing with :D

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JrTapia1991
Frostbyrn
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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn


I was getting sick of my lecturer just waffling on about bullshit over and over again so I decided to leave class early

On my way out this bitch gets annoyed and asks me why im leaving

So I put on my best innocent white boy face look at her and go "Sorry miss im diabetic and my blood sugar is low,I need to get some food to normalise it."

She looked so ashamed and a few people were giving her the evils it was priceless Very Happy

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

chumped her Very Happy

Chewy

Chewy

Silly college professors thinking that people have to attend class and/or pay attention.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I would of just said that it was because I was hardcore.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:I would of just said that it was because I was hardcore.

Yeah I understand some people cant pull off being as awesome as me Very Happy

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

?

I know your trying to provoke me but whats more awesome then just being way to hardcore for school? Diabetus? psshhh thats for nerds and fatties.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:?

I know your trying to provoke me but whats more awesome then just being way to hardcore for school? Diabetus? psshhh thats for nerds and fatties.

Theres no creativity man

Its pretty weak

I mean I made her feel ashamed and took the heat off me what would your comeback have done? probably just pissed off the chick who marks my work Very Happy

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Frostbyrn wrote:
Ferris wrote:?

I know your trying to provoke me but whats more awesome then just being way to hardcore for school? Diabetus? psshhh thats for nerds and fatties.

Theres no creativity man

Its pretty weak

I mean I made her feel ashamed and took the heat off me what would your comeback have done? probably just pissed off the chick who marks my work Very Happy

But if your hardcore you dont care about grades. See? it works itself out Very Happy

Guest


Guest

Pshhhhhh

Hardcore?

Im metal bitches

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Ferris wrote:?

I know your trying to provoke me but whats more awesome then just being way to hardcore for school? Diabetus? psshhh thats for nerds and fatties.

Theres no creativity man

Its pretty weak

I mean I made her feel ashamed and took the heat off me what would your comeback have done? probably just pissed off the chick who marks my work Very Happy

But if your hardcore you dont care about grades. See? it works itself out Very Happy

Hardcore stupid maybe Very Happy

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Also, what if some cute girl pulls you aside and says she shares your battle with diabetes, and she wants to meet later at the malt shoppe to discuss your crippling disease?

What will you talk about with said imaginary cute girl? You can't talk about your disease that you lied about. and you can't tell her you lied and still hope to get some tail.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Sym wrote:Pshhhhhh

Hardcore?

Im metal bitches
Wait if your Metal then who is Sym?

Let me consult the SeC Hierarchy

*Unrolls scroll*

Ahhh so annoying Metal was up so much higher on the tree than you

I think with your promotion that Soap? maybe becomes the new Sym

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:Also, what if some cute girl pulls you aside and says she shares your battle with diabetes, and she wants to meet later at the malt shoppe to discuss your crippling disease?

What will you talk about with said imaginary cute girl? You can't talk about your disease that you lied about. and you can't tell her you lied and still hope to get some tail.

I am a fucking fantastic liar Very Happy

Or I could just let her do all the talking Very Happy wait girls dont like it when you listen and pay attention to them do they? Very Happy

And Malt shop? Jesus you are old Very Happy

Guest


Guest

Frostbyrn wrote:
Sym wrote:Pshhhhhh

Hardcore?

Im metal bitches
Wait if your Metal then who is Sym?

Let me consult the SeC Hierarchy

*Unrolls scroll*

Ahhh so annoying Metal was up so much higher on the tree than you

I think with your promotion that Soap? maybe becomes the new Sym

God damnt

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Frostbyrn wrote:And Malt shop? Jesus you are old Very Happy[/color]

I don't know where kids go to for dates anymore!

Maybe you invite her to a laser tag tournament that you are part of. Or maybe you invite her to the rape room in your local sorority house. I don't fucking know.

All I know is that olde fashioned malt shoppes were a sure fire way to get a second date!

Guest


Guest

Poon

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:And Malt shop? Jesus you are old Very Happy[/color]

I don't know where kids go to for dates anymore!

Maybe you invite her to a laser tag tournament that you are part of. Or maybe you invite her to the rape room in your local sorority house. I don't fucking know.

All I know is that olde fashioned malt shoppes were a sure fire way to get a second date!

Banned from the Laser tag place after the incident

And why would a sorority house have a rape room? Maybe a frat house unless the chicks are kidnapping, BRB Boner

Also we dont have Fraternity's and Sorority's in NZ

Chewy

Chewy

Frostbyrn wrote:

Also we dont have Fraternity's and Sorority's in NZ[/color]

lol nerds

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Chewy wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:

Also we dont have Fraternity's and Sorority's in NZ[/color]

lol nerds

At least I didnt wipe out the top of a colour tag Very Happy

Chewy

Chewy

Frostbyrn wrote:
Chewy wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:

Also we dont have Fraternity's and Sorority's in NZ[/color]

lol nerds

At least I didnt wipe out the top of a colour tag Very Happy

Yeah probably because you're a nerd and you pay attention to that shit.

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

if the girl comes up to you wanting to talk about diabeetus tell her you cured yourself and you can cure her too if she gives you the coochie lol Twisted Evil afro

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Chewy wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Chewy wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:

Also we dont have Fraternity's and Sorority's in NZ[/color]

lol nerds

At least I didnt wipe out the top of a colour tag Very Happy

Yeah probably because you're a nerd and you pay attention to that shit.

The Webmonkey is calling me a nerd Very Happy

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Frostbyrn wrote:The Webmonkey is calling me a nerd Very Happy

do you see how far you have fallen?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:The Webmonkey is calling me a nerd Very Happy

do you see how far you have fallen?

Nope I live in Denial Very Happy

Something you know all about

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Yeah, I think I would have made up a better excuse than diabetes. One that I could chat with some imaginary chick about and get laid by later. And I sorority could have a rape room. You never know what some of those kinky chicks might be into. One of my ex's had rape fantasies. She wanted me to come over one night while she was sleeping and have my way with her. No, I couldn't do it. Just too weird.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Yeah, I think I would have made up a better excuse than diabetes.

What like Nut cancer and ask her to send my boys out with a bang? Very Happy

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Ferris wrote:?

I know your trying to provoke me but whats more awesome then just being way to hardcore for school? Diabetus? psshhh thats for nerds and fatties.

I laughed a bunch at this!

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Frostbyrn wrote:
Sym wrote:Pshhhhhh

Hardcore?

Im metal bitches
Wait if your Metal then who is Sym?

Let me consult the SeC Hierarchy

*Unrolls scroll*

Ahhh so annoying Metal was up so much higher on the tree than you

I think with your promotion that Soap? maybe becomes the new Sym

Did Frosty just call me annoying?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Sym wrote:Pshhhhhh

Hardcore?

Im metal bitches
Wait if your Metal then who is Sym?

Let me consult the SeC Hierarchy

*Unrolls scroll*

Ahhh so annoying Metal was up so much higher on the tree than you

I think with your promotion that Soap? maybe becomes the new Sym

Did Frosty just call me annoying?

No I meant reshuffling people around in the hierarchy

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Ah, gotcha.
*gives Frosty an Australian midget slave.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Metalzoic wrote:Ah, gotcha.
*gives Frosty an Australian midget slave.

Thanks ill put it with the others

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Careful, if you keep to many all in the same jar they will eat each other.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Metalzoic wrote:Careful, if you keep to many all in the same jar they will eat each other.

I know I like to place bets on which one will win

I also like to release kittens for them to battle

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