I was getting sick of my lecturer just waffling on about bullshit over and over again so I decided to leave class early
On my way out this bitch gets annoyed and asks me why im leaving
So I put on my best innocent white boy face look at her and go "Sorry miss im diabetic and my blood sugar is low,I need to get some food to normalise it."
She looked so ashamed and a few people were giving her the evils it was priceless