I'm a jerk HAHA!

It isn't often I message someone playing BF3 because of how terrible they are at it.

However just now I was in a tank with another guy driving who was just being worthless in it.
-Stopping 10 feet to short to cap a flag.
Crashing into everything.
Missing all his shots.
Getting stuck on things he should have avoided etc...

He was such a terrible driver I sent him a message saying "What in the hell are you doing?". No response from him so I check the scoreboard and...

He's level 1. Probably his first match ever, just trying to figure out the tank controls and even what the rules are and 3 minutes into it a level 100 is already sending him hate mail.

New players are the only people I say have an excuse. Nothing like playing TF2 with a bunch of new people...or checking your teams hours, and they're losing to people with 50 hours of play, and your team has 500+. Extremely irritating in any game.

Amazing how there are still new people.

Don't you go and hurt their feeling there. They aren't robots like us.

At least he's probably nicer than me, you don't want to know some of the things I've said to random teammates xD

MH wrote:Amazing how there are still new people.

Don't you go and hurt their feeling there. They aren't robots like us.

I sent him another message apologizing.

Now all this story needs is some return hatemail.

I've said much worse to horrible random team mates and crybaby admins.


I hate when they switch you to their losing team.....yuck...I'd rather just be booted/banned from their server than that.

What the fuck are they thinking I'll do? "Oh gee I just got switched to the losing chump team! Oh golly I'll stay!!!"

I constantly giggle at the fact that I'm lower level and topping the leaderboards of BF3. Sadly, I'm now a first level colonel, so it won't so cool.

Had a game of rush earlier tonight where I really wanted to msg an entire squad that was on my team, but I fought back the urge. We were the attacking team on Noshahr Canals and one squad of 3 guys went a combined 1-33...one went 1-9 and two of them went 0-12 each. And its not like the opposing team was really that good, I just went 15-4 but I started the match 13-0 and then got spawn-camped the last minute or so. I think when your squad goes 1-33 its time switch to another game.

Every once and a while I will let someone know how terribly disappointed I am in their gaming skills. I mean, I can't quite understand how some people can suck so much at it.

Wait... we needed a topic for common knowledge?

At least now I know what ya'll say behind my back. ><

I found this thread hilarious for some reason

Metal to the topic at hand, we already know my man. haha