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The funniest shit just happened

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Metalzoic
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Pariah

Pariah

I walked into kung fu today, and my japanese history teacher was there. He's joining the club now, and asked me for help getting caught up.

Guest


Guest

You take kung fu?

Ive always wanted to take some MA

But Ive never gotten around to it

I would want to take Karate, as it fits my strengths very, very well.

RStudios



I used to do kickboxing. Protip: Dont piss anyone off that is semi good at it lol. They can kick 3x harder than you can punch Very Happy

Admin

Admin

why is he throwing away his entire Japanese history shtick by taking kung fu?!

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RStudios



Because the other teachers are calling him names in the staff room?

Admin

Admin

but...but...why not a japanese MA?

http://www.speakeasyclinic.com

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Maybe he is secretly Chinese.

Bla125

Bla125

Sym wrote:You take kung fu?

Ive always wanted to take some MA

But Ive never gotten around to it

I would want to take Karate, as it fits my strengths very, very well.
I don't like calling martial arts shit. But karate, please don't.

Pariah

Pariah

He's actually a professor of Trans-Asian Studies, he just teaches Japanese right now.

Karate is fun. I did it for a few years early on, adn revisited for a few weeks here in college. Kung Fu was just a lot more fun, there's a lot less flowery bullshit and more actual learning of technique. That and we have 1/3rd of our classes as actual sparring, so there's good practical stuff.

Guest


Guest

I dont need Karate to kick your ass, but with it I would be a powerhouse!

Very Happy 

menacinglemon

menacinglemon

RStudios wrote:I used to do kickboxing. Protip: Dont piss anyone off that is semi good at it lol. They can kick 3x harder than you can punch Very Happy
Yeah thats true. Its so bad getting paired with an instructor during sparring in Muay Thai...its just block for your life.

Also the 2 hours it was per class it was 20minutes of warm up (running/stretching) and 10minute cooldown(strecthing) the rest was sparring and maybe some technique every so often. (like before sparring and near the end.

Guest


Guest

1I was a boxer, and there is a big divide between the two. Boxers think men should fight with fists, kickboxers believe you use whatever needed to win the fight

I agree with both haha

Pariah

Pariah

Boxing is stupidly limited. I tried it and quickly realized that its fucking stupid.

Kickboxing is fine. Muay thai is brutal as fuck and I respect it. I like kung fu just because of the obscure nature of some of the stuff, and how surprisingly useful it is.

Guest


Guest

Whatever you do...dont take tae kwon do

Pussy martial arts and wont help you in a real fight

Pariah

Pariah

Sym wrote:Whatever you do...dont take tae kwon do

Pussy martial arts and wont help you in a real fight

funny enough, I'm actually taking a tae kwan do class on the side. I'm learning kung fu if I actually want a workout and tae kwan do in order to master my body better. It's not useful for anything practical, but getting better breath control and flexibility is definitely a huge help.

Guest


Guest

FYI boxing is a sport first and foremost

Its not meant as a form of self defense.

I just did it because it was fun to me, and I was good at it.

But pulling out boxing moves in a street fight is a good way to get your ass beat. Unless your opponent has no technique.

Guest


Guest

Pariah wrote:
Sym wrote:Whatever you do...dont take tae kwon do

Pussy martial arts and wont help you in a real fight

funny enough, I'm actually taking a tae kwan do class on the side. I'm learning kung fu if I actually want a workout and tae kwan do in order to master my body better. It's not useful for anything practical, but getting better breath control and flexibility is definitely a huge help.
My buddy who does it has amazing flexibility

Plus he can jump kick super high:shock: 

Bla125

Bla125

*facepalms*

Guest


Guest

Bla whats so bad about Karate oh mighty one?

Its fits my strengths very well

Bla125

Bla125

You might as well take tae kwan do. But everything else you guys are saying is poopy too.

Guest


Guest

What would you take?

Bla you wanna fight?

Winner gets free boobs?

Bla125

Bla125

I'll fight if the winner gets the others cat Smile 

Guest


Guest

Ok its on

Im not trading Barley for nothing though

I like my chance from what I know about you, unless your secretly a 400 lb Bane

The funniest shit just happened 2010-08-28155242_edit0

Bla125

Bla125

SO CUUUUTE!!!!

And I like my chances too I love you 

Guest


Guest

Thats my girl

She is a daddies girl

Just ask the wife

Bla125

Bla125

I want her. She's like a fluffy marshmallow!

Guest


Guest

Shes a Maine Coon

Shes very fluffy

I call her my fluffy bunny

Bla125

Bla125

Give me. Please.

Guest


Guest

No shes mine

Bla125

Bla125

Shut up. I don't care.

Cardboard Fox

Cardboard Fox

I want to learn Krav Maga but there isn't anywhere close enough that teaches it.

menacinglemon

menacinglemon

My college had it...problem was it was during my class time...damn you 12-8pm classes

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Sym wrote:Shes a Maine Coon

Shes very fluffy

I call her my fluffy bunny
So metal...Razz 

Guest


Guest

I know

DEATH METAL!

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜



Kitties are metal as fuck.

Guest


Guest

Indeed they are

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