Random WTF moments!

Just had a customer ask where the bathroom was so i point it out he walks maybe 10 steps turns and says "I am not happy with whats happening to the environment".

*in my head...HUH WTF did i ask you that?!

Another person just the other day comes to me asking where the bathroom is i point it out and they say "thank you" then proceed to walk out of the store!

People are friggin nutty!

Share your random encounters with teh 3rd kind.

I've never had any encounters like that That I can think of, but people are strange

I prefer to be the weird party of the encounter, like walking into a jewelery store, shouting 'robbery' and leaving or asking people for the time, only to interrupt them and tell them the correct time.

What about the old classic?

Go into a crowded room and yell fire?

I had fun last X-Mas. I remember going out on boxing day and yelling "MOSHPIT DAY" before running around crowded stores like a lunatic.

That and sneezing the words 'Pig Flu' really loud in the mall next to crowds.

The image from your sig looks so familiar. It's on the tip of my mind and really bugging me, what movie is that from?

It's somewhere on this board in a thread, if you care to have a looksy...

Sweet, a scavenger hunt!

Yippie!

Falling Down!

That's it. Don't know why I couldn't quite place it. I need to go see it again, obviously.

Like my 3rd day of work, I was putting up Toothpaste, and this Black guy kinda strolled up to me. And strolled, as in arms dangingly lazily from his side, and his chest puffed backwards into the air.
The only thing he said to me was "Yo! Foo! Where the conDAMZZ at?!?"
He said it in a kind of high pitched, overly loud Snoop Dog voice. And over exagerated the DAM in ConDOM.

That would have been funny. But I would have prolly lost my job.

I worked in a Pharmacy in college, and the funniest thing in the world was watching people be shy in the family planning section.

No...buying tampons and crap for your own mom is embaressing. Oh man, I haven't gone into that Walgreens in like....ever since that day.

I had a drunk lady come into the store I worked at in high school walk up to me and say. "Do not have kids!, Practice a lot!, But do not have kids!" and then walked away. I was like WTF!

What she was sick, and was throwing up. It was the least I could do. But OMG, if that was not the most embarresing thing I have ever done. My friend was a dick though, he went with me and as I was checking out, he said in front of the cashier(a really HAWT chick), "Wait, who are you buying these for again? Oh yeah, thats right. Your mom."

I would punch my friend in the face if he made that remark, no joke.

HAHA I might punch as well!

I wanted to. But the embarressment was too much.

Well go punch him now!

Not nearly as embarrassing as the fact of NEVER having a single girlfriend or even be asked, or ANYTHING for your entire life. I'm going to go live in some God forsaken, remote area as a recluse, in a shack or something.

Woman are highly overrated!!!! HAHAHA

Wow, Bob, you know me so well.

There is nothing overrated about finding somebody you love and having a family.

Well there is that I guess!

The hassle to get there is a bunch of crap for the most part!

You know when I found my love? Well I assumme no so I'll tell ya.

When I stopped screwin around and stopped worrying. It just happens bro!

DrBob276 wrote:Not nearly as embarrassing as the fact of NEVER having a single girlfriend or even be asked, or ANYTHING for your entire life. I'm going to go live in some God forsaken, remote area as a recluse, in a shack or something.

Don't worry, I'm in the same boat man.

DrBob276 wrote:Not nearly as embarrassing as the fact of NEVER having a single girlfriend or even be asked, or ANYTHING for your entire life. I'm going to go live in some God forsaken, remote area as a recluse, in a shack or something.

You know Bob, I honestly thought I would have been in that same boat, but sometimes you just gotta meet the right girl. Honestly, I'm a total pussy when it comes to talking to women, but when I met my GF, something just clicked and it was easy.

Not saying that it's true for everyone, but don't write yourself off because if you do you're setting yourself up for failure. You shouldn't be embarrassed for not being good at that though, and anyone who says you should is an asshole and not worthy of being your friend.

Wow, you have some great advice Frost. I am surprised you even have a GF.

HAHA I remember the lookng at the ground because your scared phase.

I'm not giving advice here because it would more than likely be bad. HAHA

Im still in that scared phase. I can talk to girls fine, even ones I like. But if I even think about talking to em a bout going out or something, I turn into more of a scaredy cat then The Lion from Oz.

Well I tried adopting the "Whats the worst that could happen phase" back when I was in 6th grade. Unfortunatly it got mixed up with both the "Scared Shitless" phase, and the "Says the 1st thing that comes to mind phase". First words out of my mouth to her were as follows:

"So.....how much do you weigh?"


*cue instant kick to the nuts infront of numerous people*

Haven't tried talking to a girl outside of being a friend since that day.