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OMFG NEW TOILET! :O

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1OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 15:50

Black Cell

Black Cell

haha, so just wanted to say that ive outdone my self in the weirdest way.
I've been given a new toilet to me from a chinese man at my moms work.

It has a seat heater, shoots water up your crack, air drys, illuminates the bowl, as well as opens when the sensor feels something near it.

ITS INSANE.

^(^_^)^

2OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:12

Guest


Guest

Remove the water up the crack and I'd be down for one of those.

3OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:20

Black Cell

Black Cell

Haha, theres buttons next to it. Its not some sequence thing. Only if you press the button

4OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:22

Guest


Guest

You said you got it from a Chinese guy? Sounds like you bought a Mogwai or something. Don't get water on it.(don't pee on it)

5OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:24

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Damn it Mills! Now I want to watch that movie.

6OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:28

Guest


Guest

Gremlins is awesome.

7OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:39

Guest


Guest

I couldnt do the water up my crack! That wierds me out a bit!

8OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-20, 16:41

Cardboard Fox

Cardboard Fox

Tallahassee wrote:You said you got it from a Chinese guy? Sounds like you bought a Mogwai or something. Don't get water on it.(don't pee on it)

+no crapping after midnight.

9OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-21, 01:58

sheep

sheep

I'm curious why this guy have you a toilet. That's just a bizarre freakin' gift right there.

10OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-21, 02:01

Guest


Guest

sheep wrote:I'm curious why this guy have you a toilet. That's just a bizarre freakin' gift right there.
Because the toilet is a man's throne.

11OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-21, 02:01

sheep

sheep

T-800 wrote:
sheep wrote:I'm curious why this guy have you a toilet. That's just a bizarre freakin' gift right there.
Because the toilet is a man's throne.

Is this because men are shitty?

12OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-21, 02:02

Guest


Guest

sheep wrote:
T-800 wrote:
sheep wrote:I'm curious why this guy have you a toilet. That's just a bizarre freakin' gift right there.
Because the toilet is a man's throne.

Is this because men are shitty?
Evil or Very Mad

13OMFG NEW TOILET! :O Empty Re: OMFG NEW TOILET! :O 2010-12-21, 02:21

Guest


Guest

I dont consider the crapper my throne. That honor goes to my leather massage lazy boy! Now thats a throne!

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