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Why do people have to knock on the door?!

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Leeroy_Jenkins!!!!11
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Metalzoic
StormEye
MEGA MILK
Heebs
sheep
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Guest


Guest

Scares me, every damn time. I hear someone knock, and I'm sitting in the living room, so I wonder if it's my sister, but I get the feeling that there's more than one person, and something didn't feel right. So, I peek through the holes in the blinds, and sure enough, there's two people in black suits. I quietly backed away and went to my room, and waited for a few minutes; I don't know who they were, but I was almost ready to load my shotgun and back into a different room and see if they tried to break in or something, but luckily, they went away. Hopefully they don't come back at least; was going to take a shower, but I think I'm going to wait for a while as well as secure the bolt on the door.

Crombie

Crombie

Have you found jesus?

sheep

sheep

Probably religious peoples trying to steal your soul.

Guest


Guest

What? Is that who they are?

Crombie

Crombie

yeah, their fucking Mormons.

Answer the door buck ass naked and invite them in.

Heebs

Heebs

probably Jehova's Witnesses or Christians, Bob. not anything to be scared of.

Guest


Guest

Those suits make them look like some type of mobster shit or something, lol.

sheep

sheep

The suits makes me think Mormons. Got approached by a couple of these guys in suits in the middle of the road in the near dark once. Made things interesting. Haha

But the others will dress up too. Though I've only been harassed by female Jehova's Witness'. But yes Kitty, probably just someone trying to share their religion with you.

Guest


Guest

They really don't come to my door since I got my dog outlaw. He scares everything with his barking lol.

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

People never knock on my door. Sad

Crombie

Crombie

So if they didnt knock on the door what would you have them do? Just walk in? That would make things kinda akward when your in the middle of a furious masturbation session before the wife gets home and you still need to walk the dog and empty the dishwasher.

What do you say in that instance? Do you reach out for a handshake? if they Reach out do you also reach out to meet them out of respect? What if they have a really limp handshake and they grab your fingers instead of your hand? My god I fucking hate that. That and when people wear wet muddy shoes in your house, seriously, what the fuck. Take that shit off, you know I got to clean that mess.

StormEye

StormEye

It annoys me from time to time, that people would ignore the lighted door bell (yes my bell is LIGHTED in case you cannot see it in the dark, yeah right, hallway in my place is extremely bright...) and start to pound on the door...

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

CROMBIE wrote:yeah, their fucking Mormons.

Answer the door buck ass naked and invite them in.

Sounds like a quick trip to jail.

Same

Same

Metalzoic wrote:
CROMBIE wrote:yeah, their fucking Mormons.

Answer the door buck ass naked and invite them in.

Sounds like a quick trip to jail.

+ Kind of disrespectful to mormons.. You could just ask how magnets work. o.o Since they DO know.

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

You lost me there.

Leeroy_Jenkins!!!!11

Leeroy_Jenkins!!!!11

Mormons wear white suits, so it was probably a different religion.

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Starcraft_Noob wrote:Mormons wear white suits, so it was probably a different religion.

Jehova's Witnesses go door-to-door quite a bit too. Possibly them.

Same

Same

Metalzoic wrote:You lost me there.

By the magnets? I lost myself upon hearing it but Mormons don't like being asked it for whatever reason.Trolls tend to do it a lot.

Not surprised I lost ya though :p

Chewy

Chewy

They don't actually hate magnets or anything. There is some meme from an ICP song that says "Fucking magnets, how do they work?", and then 4chan was trolling a Mormon chat website and that meme came into play and everyone else started asking it.

I can never bring myself to be a dick to those guys or even just tell them to go away, I usually just say I'm busy or something and take their pamphlets(where I promptly file them in my garbage can).

Chewy

Chewy

Lol apparantly they've forgotten about the magnet thing because I just had a pretty lengthy discussion with them about it.

Spoiler:

I was expecting them to disconnect after I told them how I talked to God but they ended up buying it all throughout.

They did avoid the question though, something is up.

Same

Same

NOOOOOO D: Oh well at least you went to mormon.org too Very Happy

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I wish religious people would knock on my door. I've always wondered how greeting them in either extremely blasphemous or repugnant gore themed shirts would go like. I would also offer them some cookies and virgin's blood.

Wacco



Chewy, you've given me an endless source of entertainment Very Happy

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I actually saved up all the pamphlets the gave me for a year and then dropped them off at their Churchs Front door

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