The 3 Things you must know in life

Frostbyrn wrote:1.Canada doesnt Exist it is a Mythical place of Milk & Maple Syrup if anyone claims to be born in Canada theyre just Texans trying to be funny

2.Lee Harvey Oswald was the best president Ever (everyone knows if you kill the President you become President)

3.Everything your Life Partner tells you is right no matter how much you may try to say its wrong she will always be right dont fight it just accept it your life will be easier

I feel all of these are completely true, and have helped me throughout my life.

Frostbyrn wrote:Especially the 3rd one its the most important thing youll ever learn

Oh yea. Although I've always liked the first one myself.

Well what if you don't have a life partner, does that mean your right all the time. Or just stupid and mindless without a cause?

But my mother is wrong half the time.....

For crying out loud she thought Batman was Peter Parker....HELLOO!

But....but.....but Batman IS NOT PETER PARKER!!

I still don't agree with your methods. They promote drugs and hate.

Someone say drugs?

You don't have to agree with his methods. However going against #3 is like burning the bible. YOU WILL SUFFAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Even if your right.. YOU WRONG! Learning early that you know nothing and she knows everything will lead you to a happier life! You can say "i was right" all you want but you won't like the outcome. You'll find out by telling her "I'm right" that, apparently your feet stink, you don't do enough around the house, why didn't you pay the bills yet? where are you going dressed like that. Are you kidding me you really wanna watch this. These are just a few of her favorite things.

#3 is the truth! Just nod your head and say "I know hon" and you will live a long and happy life.


Actually if you study history all the great empires where taken over by the barbarians from the north. So soon the Canadians will invade our country to take over our empire. I know of two that live near me now that are already starting this process.

We Habs will then tell campfire stories of the mythical US of A and fantastic New Zealand,

What is a habs?

I second DL's question.

HAHAHA Habs are what everyone calls the Montreal Canadiens (Hockey Team for those out of the loop) because it's a shortened version of Les Habitants. He used it as a simple "we Habs" or "we Canadiens" (note the french spelling)

on topic:

It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission...


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Ahhh Thanks for clearing that up.

Damn barbarians and their weird fo fo words.

what if u dont have a mom anymore...

Then you are just content knowing that you are wrong. No one needs to tell you so.

*sadface*