*With a clap of thunder, Metal drops out of the sky like a brilliant hammer of the gods... unfortunately he has been drinking (don't drink and drop kids) and veers wildly out of control.
Luckily just as it looked like He was about to pile-driver himself drunkenly into the ground He managed to swerve and land on Vizzini instead.
Bouncing to his feet he says
"I FIND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR RECRUITMENT TOPIC AMUZING ZOMBIE LORD..
Muahahah... HAhaHA... MUUUAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAA
HA HHAHAHHHA BWAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA AAAHHHH HAHAH
HA HA HAHA HEH MUABWAHAHAHAHH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH"
He then poses, turns and blasts off into the sunset... which unfortunately blinds his drunken ass and causes him to careen into the side of a small, but very hard, mountain.