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Feeling like shit.

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1Feeling like shit. Empty Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:04

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Sickness got me. And I couldn't sleep a wink last night. I'm dying D:

And I can't just go back to sleep. My head and body will kill me if I try to.


At least I got to play a bit more, I'm really liking Bayonetta. Maybe I'll try one of those arcade games I got. Limbo seemed pretty nice.

I need to study though, I've been going hard at it for a while and doesn't seem like I should stop any time soon. However, today I really feel like telling F U to my teacher/boss if he asks me why I just messed around and played.

I demand care and candy!

2Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:06

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

If I could send you a hooker in a nurse uniform, I would.

3Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:07

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I blame the Mexican food you ate Very Happy

4Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:08

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Does this mean that you'll be wanting a non-Latin hooker?

5Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:09

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I know a Skanky Blonde chick she would have to talk her out for dinner though or speak a foreign language

6Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:12

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Good for you Frost.

7Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:12

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

It's the thought that counts, Greg. And you can be sure that I would appreciate it by doing her 'till my body drops.

But I understand. Last time I sent one to a friend, the hooker perished in the journey.



And now that you mention the nurse uniform...

http://fun-shotgun.com/Pics/Nurse/Nurse001.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_L5nnJtDYWlw/StT2OWm6joI/AAAAAAAAARA/MrzWJnJceQA/vnv%20SexyNurse.jpg

It's good for my health.



Nationality is not an issue, I have love for everybody.

You may be on to something, Frostbyrn. The food has been tasting funny as of late.

8Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:14

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I sense a kinky man inside that sick body.

Perhaps a sick puppy...

9Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:18

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Agreed you send that Hooker to punish him Greg

10Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:20

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Done. The whore (and I say this word with nothing but love and respect) is on her way.


Shit, I forgot to pack some food and water in the box with her.

11Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:24

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Did you at least put an Exercise wheel in her cage?

12Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:25

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Was it in a cardboard box? She can survive by biting at some cardboard. The food problem is resolved if that's the case. Now, she only needs water...

13Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:28

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

shit, I just realized it was an air-tight metal trunk.

I guess it's a coffin now.

Sure hope it's not traced back to me...

14Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:30

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your name was written on the Inside lid of that Trunk Greg in case you lost it at a Gig

15Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:31

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

That's okay, Freddie Mercury is just my stage name.

16Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:32

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

But Why Freddie is such a Bad ass name Very Happy

17Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:35

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I planned ahead just in case I ever did stupid shit like this.

Now, a rotten corpse of a dead hooker dressed as a nurse will be traced back to a dead, homosexual rock star.

Make sense?

No?

Exactly!

18Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:38

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your Pints are all over it man!

19Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:42

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Wrong, Freddie's prints are all over it.

See?...

20Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:44

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Except your already in the police database so you will pop up when they run them

21Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:45

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

WRONG!

Clean record!

I know...surprising.

22Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:47

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yes no smilie can adequately describe the look of shock on my face at this moment

Shocked Neutral scratch Possibly those 3 somehow combined

23Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:50

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Oh my God, it looks like Kerberos!

24Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:51

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

wGet out of here with your freaky deaky Greek super heros

25Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:52

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Mythology brah, can't beat it.

26Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:54

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

If your going to spell it at least do it the right way...The english way Very Happy

27Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:55

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Cerberos.

There! Happy now.

28Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 19:57

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yes,Yes i am

*Walks off while the Legend of Hurricane plays in the background*

29Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:00

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

*muttering under breathe as frost walks off with his back turned*

Kerberos, Kerberos, Kerberos with a K!

*whistles*

30Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:01

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your just jealous its called the Frost and Greg show not the Greg and Frost Hour

31Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:02

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

No I'm not. Someone has to be in the spotlight while I'm backstage supporting a drug habit.

32Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:04

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Takes out Headphones*

What did you say i was singing Highway to the Dangerzone

33Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:06

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I said...

*grabs megaphone and turns it up full volume before placing it next to Frost's ear*

Someone has to be in the spotlight while I'm backstage supporting a drug habit.

34Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:07

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

You would think that would bother me but everyone in my house communicates through shouting so not soo much

35Feeling like shit. Empty Re: Feeling like shit. 2011-02-26, 20:09

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Whispering is a subtle art often lost on loud people of Kiwi persuasion...

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