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GM Tatctics: Vehicles and Helicopter.

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TexasMace
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Epyk MD
TheGM
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TheGM

TheGM

Now some of you are asking "why the hell should Iiiiiii-eeee listen to yooooooou" and the answer is simple really.

I've seen enough History Chanel to win the vietnam war. I'm helluva lot smarter then your average American. not to mention good looking.

And In short, in matters vegetble, animal, and mineral I Am the Very model of a Modern Major-General.

GM Tatctics: Vehicles and Helicopter. Model_major_general
and I have the spiffy outfit to match.

So lets get to business my little sponges.

Vehicles.
More often then not you will see some Professor of Rocket Brain surgery bowl a tank into a crowd of people. What people forgot to tell Doc Brown right there is that is the worst damn thing you could do. Sure you will get the occasinal Ron Paul voter who hurrles himself at your tank over and over, and who doesn't like free kills! But then some 3rd grader will decided that guy is stupid and take your tank out with the massive asortment of Anti-Tank crap they have laying around.

Your Job is Simple, Support the infantry. Now on TDM who gives a shit. But when you play Ground Control, find that big ass Mob of Soilders and show them you care by gunning down the enemy in a hail of hot lead. The enemy Sponges will now have to deal with you and they might just have a annruism right there on the spot because this is the 2nd hardest thing their brain had to comprehend since dealing with the puzzle that is Chewing Gum and walking at the same time.

Dealing with tanks is simple. Don't run at it screaming like a moron, shooting it with a assault rifle. Go Challenge a Bus to a Fist fight and see how well that goes. Just grab any of the high explosives that are about and go to town. If you need a more indepth lesson.....how the hell did you get on the internet.

Part 2 Helicopters latter on.

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

hey look GM your first blog

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

epic Very Happy

TexasMace

TexasMace

Liberals are so cute.
I don't insult your political beliefs so please don't insult mine.

TheGM

TheGM

TexasMace wrote:Liberals are so cute.
I don't insult your political beliefs so please don't insult mine.

What is this about Liberals? who's a liberal?

Ante

Ante

TexasMace wrote:Liberals are so cute.
I don't insult your political beliefs so please don't insult mine.


He probably didn't even realize he said anything offensive.


This is not me defending GM. Quite the opposite, actually.

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

http://www.speakeasyclinic.net/

TheGM

TheGM

Or did I?
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Helicopters.

Oh noez it is the helicopter the most fearsome sight this side of Nude Whoopi Goldberg pictures you will ever see! But in reality......not a Dangerous as you think.

If left unchecked then yes, they can spread like a wild fire and rain down pain and destruction. But they are a lot more fragile then you think. Heli have the balance of being easy to learn, hard to master.

Scout Heli.

This Nimble little guy is you anti-infantry heli. You Zip around like a Wasp and sting the hell out of people. Hit and Run is the name of the game. You have no armor so any gun can sting you right back. Rockets pack a punch on you aswell. Your flares are there to help you get out of Dodge and postion yourself. NOT to make you go lol missles. Look for large groups of people, swoop and light them up then get the hell out of there. The more you stick around is more of a chance they get to take you out.

Attack Heli.

The big bad boy of the skies above. It fills the Anti-Tank Anti-Heli role. While the rockets aren't the greatest agaisnt Heavy tanks, but when it is working with Ground Pounder to take out a Tank it goes down quick. He is more lethal to other choppers since he gets Lock-on Hellfire missles. flares give you around 8 seconds of Missile protection and have a slowish rechage rate and the Attack Heli makes his move then. Little Birds have to pray somebody helps them out or the Attack Heli isn't paying attention to him.

Now the Gunner is just Bruuuuuuutal. 1 he gets frigging X-Ray vision. Thats right that Apache sees every damn Person on the map in a bright white glow. He also has a full 360 degrees of rotation. He fills the anti-infantry role of the attack heli. He will cut down people left and right. He is the scary part of the Heli. He only needs a few seconds on target to get a kill as he drops so Zeus bolts up your face.

Now the 3 Main things Ground Troops have to take out Choppers cost money. The LAV and Rhino Drone both have lock-on missles. If you catch him Napping you can nail him real good, chance are he will panic and bust some flares. But that is great since you have to wait for the reload and re-lock. The Proximity Launcher isn't the greatest. But you don't need to lock on, and you don't actually have to hit him either. Before you know it he will be pulling a John Denver in no time.

Tater

Tater

TheGM wrote:The Proximity Launcher isn't the greatest. But you don't need to lock on, and you don't actually have to hit him either. Before you know it he will be pulling a John Denver in no time.

This is the only information anyone needs to know so far!! LMAO cheers

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Its pretty easy to hit helis with an RPG or something, the only problem is it takes like 3-4 to take down a heli. Vehicles should never be a problem so long as your teammates don't totally ignore them.

TheGM

TheGM

Tater wrote:
TheGM wrote:The Proximity Launcher isn't the greatest. But you don't need to lock on, and you don't actually have to hit him either. Before you know it he will be pulling a John Denver in no time.

This is the only information anyone needs to know so far!! LMAO cheers

And before anybody else says "But John Denver died in a Plane Crash" I couldn't think of anybody famous dieing in a Helicopter crash.

well besides Vic Morrow and that is because a The Heli fell on him.

And Terry if you can hit a chopper with a RPG, that means the pilot is a moron.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

TheGM wrote:And Terry if you can hit a chopper with a RPG, that means the pilot is a moron.

Orrrrr.... even more possible is that I am superbadass

TheGM

TheGM

........No.

Those guys are idiots and are doing it wrong. You're just a Bully beating up on the brainless sponges of xbox live.

More power to ya!

Zillah

Zillah

seriously man they all die in planes.... john denver, buddy holly, JFK jr., lynyrd skynyrd, uhhh amelia aerhart. yep thats all i can think of.

Tater

Tater

TheGM wrote:
Tater wrote:
TheGM wrote:The Proximity Launcher isn't the greatest. But you don't need to lock on, and you don't actually have to hit him either. Before you know it he will be pulling a John Denver in no time.

This is the only information anyone needs to know so far!! LMAO cheers

And before anybody else says "But John Denver died in a Plane Crash" I couldn't think of anybody famous dieing in a Helicopter crash.

well besides Vic Morrow and that is because a The Heli fell on him.

And Terry if you can hit a chopper with a RPG, that means the pilot is a moron.

THIS becomes even funnier now cause i was thinking of Sonny Bono when i quoted GM!!! LMAO I was envisioning the helis hittin some trees!!

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