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Woot! I don't need a girlfriend anymore!

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chunckylover53
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DRGN LRD 1213
Captain Pirate Pineapple
Ars Diaboli
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Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Because the robot will bring me my food to the couch. AND I don't have to put up with it!



It worries me that this will be start of Skynet, but fuck it.


It's funny, all the interesting random crap people are coming up with the Kinect, and yet its main purpose (gaming?) is left in the dark.

Edit: For some reason, the youtube tags aren't working.

Guest


Guest

Your broken.

Guest


Guest

Can you fuck it?

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Yeah, I love how everyone is hacking the Kinect to make all this cool stuff, yet Microsoft doesn't even come out with anything close to good yet. I have the Kinect, but it's more for the wifey than me. She hardly uses it, so I may have to find one of the cool hacks and do something with it.

As for games though, I am kind of looking forward to the UFC Trainer game. You can supposedly learn a bunch of different fighting styles, with one of them being Muay Thai.

Guest


Guest

Kalei2418 wrote:Yeah, I love how everyone is hacking the Kinect to make all this cool stuff, yet Microsoft doesn't even come out with anything close to good yet. I have the Kinect, but it's more for the wifey than me. She hardly uses it, so I may have to find one of the cool hacks and do something with it.

As for games though, I am kind of looking forward to the UFC Trainer game. You can supposedly learn a bunch of different fighting styles, with one of them being Muay Thai.
Well microsoft is releasing an official SDK for kinect on the pc.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Brian wrote:Can you fuck it?

Exactly.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:
Brian wrote:Can you fuck it?

Exactly.

It seems like it would probably yield the same results as sticking your dick in an electrical socket. Not good.

Grey

Grey

Kalei2418 wrote:
DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:
Brian wrote:Can you fuck it?

Exactly.

It seems like it would probably yield the same results as sticking your dick in an electrical socket. Not good.

If you aren't a robot that is.

Khfan60

Khfan60

Brian wrote:Can you fuck it?

That's all that matters.

chunckylover53



I am curious what the women will say about this topic :X.

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Huh? But it brings me my food!

I can just go get friendly with random girls and take a shot at getting STDs!

Guest


Guest

Get a fleshlight. Then it's a deal.

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

What if I put a fleshlight IN the robot?

Guest


Guest

I'd have to see it in action.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Wow! What a turn this topic took.

Guest


Guest

Don't mod me!!!

runs away

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Wow! What a turn this topic took.

Yeah, I think I'm going to leave this topic alone now.

*backs out of topic*

Guest


Guest

But then you will never the experience the emotional bond that makes a relationship.

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

i dont think i need to see brians 'emotional bond' thank you very much...

Guest


Guest

Why does it have to be my emotional bond? Besides, the trial run would have to be a midget probably. Which I am not.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Brian wrote:Why does it have to be my emotional bond? Besides, the trial run would have to be a midget probably. Which I am not.


*chokes on his popcorn*

I knew it was worth sticking around for this topic.

Guest


Guest

Yeah, well everyone denies that they secretly want to see a midget and a robot have sex. But honestly, we'd all pay well to see it happen.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Brian wrote:Yeah, well everyone denies that they secretly want to see a midget and a robot have sex. But honestly, we'd all pay well to see it happen.

I saw a midget stripper. It was interesting. Don't think I want to ever see it again.

Guest


Guest

That probably changed your life.

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

The SeC should come to Mexico and enjoy a good show of midget Lucha Libre.

Guest


Guest

Oh hell yes. So many things I hear that you can see in Mexico. I'm down.

Khfan60

Khfan60

Ars, don't take this offensively but, have you ever seen a donkey show? Or like, do they really have those in Mexico?

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

No idea man. Are those the fabled shows about a donkey fucking a woman? Because I sincerely don't know if such things happen. I've heard about them in movies, but... they ARE movies, you know?

Then again, my country has a fuckload of organized crime. I wouldn't be surprised if such a thing actually happened in cities like Tijuana, Ciudad Juarez, etc. and overall, there are loads of 'interesting' persons doing their own crap in the whole world.

Add to that the fact that I'm not very interested in what happens. People from 1,000 miles away know of the things happening in my city first than I do.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Khfan60 wrote:Ars, don't take this offensively but, have you ever seen a donkey show? Or like, do they really have those in Mexico?


1.Theyre Mexicans not germans

2.How the hell did this get so perverted.....Without me and Soap

Symbolic

Symbolic

Emotional bond lol

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Frostbyrn wrote:2.How the hell did this get so perverted.....Without me and Soap

You two were busy with each other doing other "things".

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Symbolic wrote:Emotional bond lol

I want rainbows and puppies and candies and cottons and pink stuff and flowers and love and joy for everyone Very Happy

Symbolic

Symbolic

I just found it to be hilarious we were talking about installing Fleshlights into a woman slave robot, then the subject of emotional bond came up. Made me laugh.

Guest


Guest

Symbolic wrote:I just found it to be hilarious we were talking about installing Fleshlights into a woman slave robot, then the subject of emotional bond came up. Made me laugh.
Had to end that crazy talk some how.

Guest


Guest

I've read nothing crazy. Just some interesting ideas.

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

It's the future, I tell ya!

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Im here to campaign to give Robot Females the right to vote!

Guest


Guest

Frostbyrn wrote:Im here to campaign to give Robot Females the right to vote!
If you give them the right to vote you will have to give them the right to choose a man. And then we will be back in th same place we are now.

Air Supremacy

Air Supremacy

t-800 wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Im here to campaign to give Robot Females the right to vote!
If you give them the right to vote you will have to give them the right to choose a man. And then we will be back in th same place we are now.

Not with Tom?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

With a better Genepool?

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