Apologies to everyone and tacos.

I haven't been on in nearly a week and I have 9 pages of new topics.

...There's no way in hell I'll read through all 9 pages so I would like you all to just pretend that I read your topic and everyone else's witty replies. Then pretend that I also replied to your topic in a positive or humorous way, possibly lending you some incredible insight or words of wisdom... and then derailed it by getting sidetracked by hot chicks, or stinkin' zombies, or guns, or hot chicks or any other tangent that you feel is appropriate.

Thanks. Here's a taco.

Is it packed with a lot of beef? Because I hate those ones that there is only like a small layer of beef and then it's packed with lettuce.

Lots of beef... and cheese. Fuck overly lettuced tacos

Tacos are probably my favorite thing. Ever.

Metalzoic wrote:Then pretend that I also replied to your topic in a positive or humorous way, possibly lending you some incredible insight or words of wisdom...

You did and now i feel like a better man because of it.

Its been kind of nice not being molestored.


Wait.. Aren't guys supposed to like fish tacos?

I love fish, but I don't like fish tacos. But tacos....oh my god.

We have these Roach Coaches in my town(literally there is like 4 on the same street:. And omg, Taco-truck tacos and burritos are amazin

sheep wrote:Wait.. Aren't guys supposed to like fish tacos?

I don't ge-

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Wait, if Lovin is correct. Then I just missed a dirty joke from Sheep.

Seems like my mind is slowly crawling outta the gutter. Not sure if that is a bad thing though.
I like it down there. Its damp and comfortable

It better be a dirty joke. A "fish taco" is a blasphemous idea.

Has anyone had that Bacon Taco Taco Bell had? Fucking ecstasy.

I am allergic to bacon...so no I havent

Dropped da Soap wrote:I am allergic to bacon...so no I havent

Wow... Just wow. I... I'm sorry that you can't have bacon.

Fish tacos are the shit. Give it a try.

Taco bell is soooo gross. Can't eat that crap unless I'm very drunk.

Why . . .why is he apologizing to tacos? Is this an inside joke?

He's appologizing and giving tacos!

I forget where the taco thing comes from. Probably just a mass love of tacos.

Grey the Traitor wrote:Has anyone had that Bacon Taco Taco Bell had? Fucking ecstasy.

OH YEAH! I loved those things the chicken bacon stuff right?

more like...

sheep wrote:He's appologizing and giving tacos!

I forget where the taco thing comes from. Probably just a mass love of tacos.

Ah, I see. Mainly I was trying to be funny/sarcastic. It doesn't always work. Kind of like that emoticon I just picked.

Yeah.. that really doesn't work.

I wasn't sure if you were being funny or not, so I went with not. Guys with masks and guns tend to not be funny...

so sheep are you a fan of ortega taco sauce?

Um..... Is that the green kind? I like the green taco sauce. If I have any taco sauce. Not a huge taco person. I like burritos. Or my awesome steak tacos.

Why?!

Shawn Johnson is.

Who? ... to google....

I'm not 12. So. Yeah.

damnit i posted the video on the first page >_>

I lol at it everytime i watch it

Zillah wrote:more like...

Oh this? (I don't watch 90% of the videos posted on here).

...Good thing they aren't going after acting as their profession. Wow.

sheep wrote:Yeah.. that really doesn't work.

I wasn't sure if you were being funny or not, so I went with not. Guys with masks and guns tend to not be funny...

We command respect rather than affection. It's okay. I'm at peace with that.

sheep wrote:Um..... Is that the green kind? I like the green taco sauce. If I have any taco sauce. Not a huge taco person. I like burritos. Or my awesome steak tacos.

Why?!

That's guacamole.

No not that Grey! Its a green sauce, like a hot sauce, but its mild and green. I like it.