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Breaking the Law [THE THRILLING CONCLUSION]

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batonpass

batonpass



adventures of a sinner

10:07 PM - Sinners is at a friend's house when he spies a mattress-sized pad of memory foam on the floor. Being a reasonable man, Sinners decides to rest for a bit.

10:08 PM - Sinners' friends decide it would be hilarious to roll Sinners up in the memory foam and carry him places. Being a reasonable man, Sinners decides to let them have their fun. He's a pretty chill guy.

10:12 PM - Sinners' friends carry him to a nearby vehicle and deposit him in the trunk. Being a crafty man, Sinners hatches a plan for ultimate shenanigans.

10:17 PM - Lady friends are contacted. After all, Sinners is a ladies man.

10:20 PM - The plan is underway. Sinners is stowed in the trunk with his friends at the wheel. Being an adaptable man, Sinners manages to scrunch himself up into a psuedo-ball to make breathing room.

10:26 PM - Lady friends are acquired and Sinners' friends escort them to the back seats of the car. The car starts on a destination for McDonalds. Being a crazy man, Sinners begins yowling at the top of his lungs from the trunk, completely freaking out the girls in the passenger seats.

10:33 PM - Arrival at McDonalds. Sinners' friend parks strategically to the side of a large drive-thru line. Without fanfare, Sinners is carefully lifted from the trunk and exposed to the outside world... to the shock of the girls and people waiting at the drive-thru. Being a courteous man, Sinners waves to the crowd.

10:38 PM - Sinners is carefully carried past the shocked drive-thru patrons and his memory foam body is carefully maneuvered into the McDonalds main entrance. Being a business man, Sinners orders a cheeseburger before his friends set him down in front of the counter. Being a big fan of dying fads, Sinners likes planking in memory foam.

10:44 PM - Sinners is sat on by some hooligans. Sinners begins to eat his cheeseburger on the floor. The manager is called. The hooligans scamper. Being a trend-follower, Sinners decides that he and his friends had better leave as well.

10:47 PM - Sinners is successfully carried out to the parking lot in his memory foam cocoon before the manager can intervene. Concerned drive-thru patrons yell for his safety. Being a flippant man, Sinners assures them that he is alright.

10:50 PM - Sinners calls shotgun as the manager looks out of the window, on the phone. Drive-thru people are also pulling out their phones. The car containing Sinners pulls away. Escape... and a successful shenanigan!

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What happens next?

(a) Sinners and co. get pulled over on the way home.
(b) Sinners makes it home safely.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS



Last edited by Sinners Like Us on 2011-08-09, 15:53; edited 1 time in total

Ante

Ante

I really want option (a) so bad.


Please tell me this is a true story. I want it to be true.

Zillah

Zillah

Car crashes and you are posting this from hell! ...sinner

batonpass

batonpass

This is a true story. No joke, it was the one of the best nights this summer.

However, I'm not sure if I should reveal what happened on the way home yet.

Ante

Ante

Sinners Like Us wrote:This is a true story. No joke, it was the one of the best nights this summer.

However, I'm not sure if I should reveal what happened on the way home yet.


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Kitsune

Kitsune

Pulled over? Great story btw. xD

I'm hoping that you made it home without trouble, but something tells me you may have been pulled over, given the number of phone calls.

asdf

asdf

I know you Danny, if it has anything to do with /b/, you're a part of it.

batonpass

batonpass

Vinyl Scratch wrote:I FUCKING HATE CLIFFHANGERS. Breaking the Law [THE THRILLING CONCLUSION] 2458268739

i'll tell you guys what happened later in this thread, I promise.

I'm still laughing about it. xD

asdf

asdf

This better not be like what you did after the NFC championship.

Khfan60

Khfan60

Lmao, that sounds like something my friends and I would do.

Zillah

Zillah

damn hooligans!

Ante

Ante

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Grey

Grey

Well. Since you just came up with this story tonight, and you were able to post this. And the fact that if you got pulled over, you and/or your friends would have been arrested for public nuisancey and reckless endangerment, I would say b.

Zillah

Zillah

posting from a jail cell? i think that would be a SeC first.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

C.Someone set the Matress on fire and now you stalk the kids of Elm street in there dreams! Very Happy

asdf

asdf

Frostbyrn wrote:C.Someone set the Matress on fire and now you stalk the kids of Elm street in there dreams! Very Happy

"their" not "there"

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Grey

Grey

I fell off my chair laughing at that pic Peav. Good show.

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Sounds like a very entertaining night!

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

This poor gent obviously doesnt know i do that to piss off gramma nazis on purpose

chunckylover53



I have a feeling it's A.

batonpass

batonpass

Metalzoic wrote:Sounds like a very entertaining night!

that it was sir, that it was!

The correct answer is (a) and (b).

Sinners and co. get pulled over... because Sinners' friend was speeding. It was a routine traffic stop, until the cop noticed various unusual items in the vehicle.

Sinners' friend never cleans up after the shenanigans that they pull, and the cop extracts...

~ 5 toilet plungers
~ 3 dart guns
~ 18 fake moustaches
~ a tin of dark chocolate
~ a case of altoids (drugs, really?)
~ 3 fedoras
~ 1 Rainbow Dash plushie

Needless to say, the cop is very suspicious. After assuring him that they have NOT been drinking and they are NOT crazy, Sinners pleads for forgiveness. Being a respectful citizen, Sinners is very respectful of those who occupy positions of authority.

The cop buys it, and lets the gang off with just a warning.

Sinners and friends go wee wee wee all the way home.

-fin

chunckylover53



With the way teens are now i wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs stashed in the altoids :X. Odd though.

Ante

Ante

This could be a feature length film, imo.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Once when I was in the back seat of my friends car I started launching bottle rockets out of his back window..... I had the luck of launching one right as a cop was passing us the other way! He turned arounf and pulled my friend over. He was not pleased.... the cop, or my friend. HAHAHA

Zillah

Zillah

chunckylover53 wrote:With the way teens are now i wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs stashed in the altoids :X. Odd though.

yeahhh who does that

>_>

<_<

Awesome story though Very Happy

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

You should have been in the trunk, scream, and make the cop open the trunk.

Awesome story anyway Laughing

batonpass

batonpass

chunckylover53 wrote:With the way teens are now i wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs stashed in the altoids :X. Odd though.

None of my friends do drugs, bro. The worst thing we've done is mix Monster, Sierra Mist, and Grape Kool-Aid together in a really big stew pot.

Vinyl Scratch wrote:This could be a feature length film, imo.

ikr.
"summer of sinners"

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Once when I was in the back seat of my friends car I started launching bottle rockets out of his back window..... I had the luck of launching one right as a cop was passing us the other way! He turned arounf and pulled my friend over. He was not pleased.... the cop, or my friend. HAHAHA


Sick! What happened to you guys?

I remember when I was driving and one of my friends dropped lit firecrackers out the window onto an intersection. Maybe it was the spirit of the Fourth of July, but we didn't get stopped once.

Doesn't mean I wasn't flipping a shit, though. Haha.

edit - I'm glad this story merits some SeC approval. That's all I needed. <3

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Well the last bottle rocket I dropped IN THE CAR! HAHA so my friend was REALLY pissed that I burned the hell out of his back seat. Then he pulled us over searched the car... FOund some stereo equipment that he an the seriel numbers on to see if they where stolen, lectured us about safety...... and let us go with a warning. My friend then punched me in the arm pretty damn hard and told me he was going to ick my ass if I did that again.... he was bigger than me so I said cool I'll not do that again! HAHAHA

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

And by the way! It was a great story and I laughed! THanks for sharing!

batonpass

batonpass

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Well the last bottle rocket I dropped IN THE CAR! HAHA so my friend was REALLY pissed that I burned the hell out of his back seat. Then he pulled us over searched the car... FOund some stereo equipment that he an the seriel numbers on to see if they where stolen, lectured us about safety...... and let us go with a warning. My friend then punched me in the arm pretty damn hard and told me he was going to ick my ass if I did that again.... he was bigger than me so I said cool I'll not do that again! HAHAHA

Hahahaha, holy shit! I can't believe one went off in the car... you were okay, right? How did the cop not see that?

I guess we're both lucky, huh. That's some serious shenanigans, man. xD

And thank you. Smile

Zillah

Zillah

My friends car has a sunroof okay? one night we went driving around and i was standing in the sunroof flying my RC plane next to the car at like 30 - 40 mph. shit was awesome.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Yea because I didn;t realize the cop had seen us and turned around. I lite a bottle rocket he turned the lights and siren on and I was like! O SHIT and dropped the fucker! HAHA


Yea we where pretty lucky. I've been lucky ALOT of times. I'll have to try and think up some of the other good stories of my mis spent youth.

chunckylover53



Zillah wrote:My friends car has a sunroof okay? one night we went driving around and i was standing in the sunroof flying my RC plane next to the car at like 30 - 40 mph. shit was awesome.



That sounds epic i'd love to see that lol.

batonpass

batonpass

Zillah wrote:My friends car has a sunroof okay? one night we went driving around and i was standing in the sunroof flying my RC plane next to the car at like 30 - 40 mph. shit was awesome.

That's brilliant. xD

How could your RC plane keep up with the controller, though? I guess I don't know how they work, haha.

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Yea because I didn;t realize the cop had seen us and turned around. I lite a bottle rocket he turned the lights and siren on and I was like! O SHIT and dropped the fucker! HAHA


Yea we where pretty lucky. I've been lucky ALOT of times. I'll have to try and think up some of the other good stories of my mis spent youth.

DAMN. That had to hurt a bit, right? Haha.

Same here, bro. I've been lucky ever since elementary school when I threw a snowball (god forbid) and didn't get it put on record.

It's only in the last two years that I've really been pushing my luck. And I'm loving every minute of it.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

I don't remember it burning me... It coulda but my adeniline was up as well so I mighta just not felt the pain.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Reminds me of that time is primary school i dared that girl that she couldnt break the glass around the fire alarm

She could

chunckylover53



Renegade wrote:
chunckylover53 wrote:With the way teens are now i wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs stashed in the altoids :X. Odd though.

None of my friends do drugs, bro. The worst thing we've done is mix Monster, Sierra Mist, and Grape Kool-Aid together in a really big stew pot.





You mean you watch my little pony and don't do drugs? I am amazed.

asdf

asdf

chunckylover53 wrote:
Renegade wrote:
chunckylover53 wrote:With the way teens are now i wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs stashed in the altoids :X. Odd though.

None of my friends do drugs, bro. The worst thing we've done is mix Monster, Sierra Mist, and Grape Kool-Aid together in a really big stew pot.





You mean you watch my little pony and don't do drugs? I am amazed.

MLP is a drug. The kind where you can only have good trips. afro

chunckylover53



KarateBloom wrote:
chunckylover53 wrote:
Renegade wrote:
chunckylover53 wrote:With the way teens are now i wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs stashed in the altoids :X. Odd though.

None of my friends do drugs, bro. The worst thing we've done is mix Monster, Sierra Mist, and Grape Kool-Aid together in a really big stew pot.





You mean you watch my little pony and don't do drugs? I am amazed.

MLP is a drug. The kind where you can only have good trips. afro



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Symbolic

Symbolic

Good Show!

Ah man I wont even open the can of worms that was my teen years. I should have been arrested more times than I would like to admit

<---- Wild child with a major temper and no fear lol

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