It goes as such:
116 House Rules
1. Mandatory kegger at lease monthly if not weekly to bi weekly or nightly
2. Dont be a hero
3. Your puke must enter a toilet on your floor which you are legally bound to. Or outside.
4. We only eat red meat
5. Any sleepovers of randos must be introduced before they are allowed to leave the following morning
6. We are all in college and 21 years of age therefore drinking must occur if 2 out of the 6 roommates agree we drink
7. Bitches blow, guys finger
8. If you're caught masturbating dont stop
9. Do your own dishes
10. Bitches dont make the rules (that includes guys with girlfriends)
11. When you think you have reached your limit, have another beer
12. There must be one of the following in the fridge at all times: PBR, Milli, Stones, Bud Light.
13. If you get to the end of TP, you REPLACE with a new roll
14. Naked lap rule is enforced
15. No one shits in peace
I kid you not, a couple of college kids wanted this made into a poster so they could frame it. Me and the rest of everybody who works at O. Max loled.
116 House Rules
1. Mandatory kegger at lease monthly if not weekly to bi weekly or nightly
2. Dont be a hero
3. Your puke must enter a toilet on your floor which you are legally bound to. Or outside.
4. We only eat red meat
5. Any sleepovers of randos must be introduced before they are allowed to leave the following morning
6. We are all in college and 21 years of age therefore drinking must occur if 2 out of the 6 roommates agree we drink
7. Bitches blow, guys finger
8. If you're caught masturbating dont stop
9. Do your own dishes
10. Bitches dont make the rules (that includes guys with girlfriends)
11. When you think you have reached your limit, have another beer
12. There must be one of the following in the fridge at all times: PBR, Milli, Stones, Bud Light.
13. If you get to the end of TP, you REPLACE with a new roll
14. Naked lap rule is enforced
15. No one shits in peace
I kid you not, a couple of college kids wanted this made into a poster so they could frame it. Me and the rest of everybody who works at O. Max loled.
