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Got a girls number today at work...

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Chewy
Dropped Da Soap
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Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Too bad I'm not single. Its a girl I really like too. I've dealt with her at work, and we have flirted a bit from time to time. But today when she signed for her stuff she left her number "in case I needed it" with a big smile and left.

Its gonna be so awkward as fuck to call a girl that I do kinda like and tell her there is no way we can do anything. Because even though I admittedly like this chick I have no intention of leaving my GF. Ugh, I wish I would have just said something right there but I was kinda taken back and was feeling pretty awesome at that particular moment. lol

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Thelittlecockblock Very Happy

chunckylover53



Terry just chill for a moment...


Threesome?

Guest


Guest

Haha

Good for you

menacinglemon

menacinglemon

his GF would have a buttutrtle

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Butt turtle isnt a verb you butt turtle

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

menacinglemon wrote:his GF would have a buttutrtle

actually I believe he mentioned that if they found the right third she'd be down.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

chunckylover53 wrote:Terry just chill for a moment...


Threesome?

Yes! all I have to do is somehow introduce them, implant the idea, and convince them its their idea!

But how? *rubs chin*

Grey

Grey

Got a girls number today at work... Monopoly-go-to-jail-card

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Grey wrote:Got a girls number today at work... Monopoly-go-to-jail-card

Prison Sex good idea Very Happy

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Here's an idea. Give soap the number

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

HydrasBreath wrote:
menacinglemon wrote:his GF would have a buttutrtle

actually I believe he mentioned that if they found the right third she'd be down.


She did say this, but realistically i have trouble seeing it go down, it would have to take some amazing convincing and a lot of booze to happen.

Chewy

Chewy

Kurz wrote:Here's an idea. Give soap the number

I second this notion.

Soap knows how to work these things out.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Chewy wrote:
Kurz wrote:Here's an idea. Give soap the number

I second this notion.

Soap knows how to work these things out.


Being oblivious to the fact a female is hitting on you is working it out? Very Happy

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Chewy wrote:
Kurz wrote:Here's an idea. Give soap the number

I second this notion.

Soap knows how to work these things out.

OMG lol! That sounds like the worst idea ever..... but I am considering it.

Kenshiro

Kenshiro

Chewy

Chewy

Frostbyrn wrote:
Chewy wrote:
Kurz wrote:Here's an idea. Give soap the number

I second this notion.

Soap knows how to work these things out.


Being oblivious to the fact a female is hitting on you is working it out? Very Happy

In this situation it could work.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

How do you figure Chewy?

Also

Fuck off Caps lock why do you even still exist

Chewy

Chewy

Frostbyrn wrote:How do you figure Chewy?

Also

Fuck off Caps lock why do you even still exist

Well I mean if he played it off like he was oblivious his girlfriend wouldn't get mad.

And then, you know, threesome.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Actually I think his best bet is one of these scenarios

Got a girls number today at work... Accidental+Sex_190f3e_3802998-600x2604

menacinglemon

menacinglemon

that roller blading one

Pariah

Pariah

oh my god those comics lol!

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Kurz wrote:Here's an idea. Give soap the number

If you're going to give the number to anyone, give it to someone who's actually going to know what to do with it, and with her. I vote for me.

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I will be honest. I pussed out and didn't call her last night >_>

I didn't have it in me to break this young girls heart lol. I will do it tonight though....

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Ferris wrote:I will be honest. I pussed out and didn't call her last night >_>

I didn't have it in me to break this young girls heart lol. I will do it tonight though....

Why do you have to call her at all? If you don't call I assume she would get the hint that you aren't interested.

Crombie

Crombie

Do you actually work with her or is she a regular customer? Cause if you work with her than it could get awkward, but just talk to her. If she's a costomer, you may not have to really explain yourself at all.

Either way, you're gonna have to treat it pretty delicately. Good luck mang, and think of yourself in her position.

More importantly, did you tell your girlfriend yet? Very Happy

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

no I didn't tell the GF yet, even though I have reason to believe she wouldn't take it the wring way. I've ran into past interests before while she was around and she actually got some sort of sick womanly pleasure from the whole ordeal lol.

But this chick is a customer I don't see a bunch of, but from time to time we talk and whatnot. So I do think i will call her to tell her I am not available. I would feel rude just letting her hang in the wind instead of just saying whats up, because if I wasn't serious with the gf I would be interested in her.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Call her up, lay down the law, lay the law down with the girlfriend and then tell us all what's up. It's alright to have a backup. I'm soon going to my first backup while I'm working on getting another backup. Backups should always have backups. Is it right.... No, but it sure is fun.... Until you get caught in the wring position, but hopefully you can swing it to the right positions.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Crombie wrote: think of yourself in her position.

Thinking her in positions is how he got into this mess

Guest


Guest

Personally I wouldnt even call her

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Sym wrote:Personally I wouldnt even call her

Yeah I mean she said "In case you need it" instead of "Call me maybe"

The fact she didnt make a silly pop culture reference means that shes just not the girl for me,I know it may be wring but im in love with Stacys mom Very Happy

Pariah

Pariah

Frostbyrn wrote:
Sym wrote:Personally I wouldnt even call her

Yeah I mean she said "In case you need it" instead of "Call me maybe"

The fact she didnt make a silly pop culture reference means that shes just not the girl for me,I know it may be wring but im in love with Stacys mom Very Happy

Sure it's not Jessie's girl?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Nah her and Jessie got married man and had like 3 kids

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Sym wrote:Personally I wouldnt even call her

Same. This isn't something you should worry about at all Terry. This problem can just resolve itself.

Guest


Guest

Word

You should have just told her you had a girl when she gave you the number.

Either way a phone call would just be awkward, and is unnecessary.

She will figure it out, and next time you see her at work just say sorry, and tell her you have a GF.

Just what Sym would do. Im not Kalei, but I have had good success in my life. Very Happy

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Should have peed in her butt

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

HydrasBreath wrote:
Sym wrote:Personally I wouldnt even call her

Same. This isn't something you should worry about at all Terry. This problem can just resolve itself.

Really? Well I will consider this, but not calling makes me feel like a dick lol. I guess I'm not really worried about it either way. I'll get drunk tonight and let fate decide!

Guest


Guest

Sometimes you just have to be a dick

Haha

You already made a dick move by not telling her right away Shocked

You will see her again, maybe......haha

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Ferris wrote:
HydrasBreath wrote:
Sym wrote:Personally I wouldnt even call her

Same. This isn't something you should worry about at all Terry. This problem can just resolve itself.

Really? Well I will consider this, but not calling makes me feel like a dick lol. I guess I'm not really worried about it either way. I'll get drunk tonight and let fate decide!

So your going to call her maybe?

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

Sym wrote:Sometimes you just have to be a dick

Haha

You already made a dick move by not telling her right away Shocked

You will see her again, maybe......haha

Yeah I sort of missed the boat on that haha.

But in my defense its hard to get past the overwhelming feeling of badassitude you get when some cute chick slips you her number in time to tell her you have a gf before she leaves, but after all my co-workers see so I can brag about it for the next two weeks.

chunckylover53



Maybe she just wants a friendly thing?

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

chunckylover53 wrote:Maybe she just wants a friendly thing?

Oh she wants a thing alright...it's called his penis. Razz

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