Split the boys and girls up and the boys should have to take a class called
"Peeing for Dummys"
It would involve things like
*Aiming Correctly
*Putting the damn seat up
And more Advanced things like
*Pissing on the side of the bowl so you dont wake people up or creep em out Asparagus boy
*Are you going to Sneeze? Then Sit down
*Did you just jerk it or get laid? Then Sit down
*Can you stand up unassisted? No? Then Sit down
*Wipe the tip before shaking
*Did you miss the bowl? A simple guide of cleaning up after oneself
"Peeing for Dummys"
It would involve things like
*Aiming Correctly
*Putting the damn seat up
And more Advanced things like
*Pissing on the side of the bowl so you dont wake people up or creep em out Asparagus boy
*Are you going to Sneeze? Then Sit down
*Did you just jerk it or get laid? Then Sit down
*Can you stand up unassisted? No? Then Sit down
*Wipe the tip before shaking
*Did you miss the bowl? A simple guide of cleaning up after oneself