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Stupid shit you have seen today

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Metalzoic
JrTapia1991
Dropped Da Soap
Frostbyrn
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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

3 Pacific Islanders with their own names in decorative script tattoed on them

What your going to forget your own name unless you are fucking labelled

Your turn

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Dropped Da Soap

This topic

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Soaps face

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Dropped Da Soap

You havent ever seen my face so shut up

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

But I have Robbie Roy

You look like a babby Metal enthusiast Very Happy

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what is babby?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your a babby

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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Oh god my sides

Also you are inadvertently on topic Very Happy

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

Stupid shit you have seen today 1393942_549500001788121_1231188505_n

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Im what Frost?

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE
At this point its like 50% laziness and 50% to piss you off

So if you think about it this is really you're fault Very Happy

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE
At this point its like 50% laziness and 50% to piss you off

So if you think about it this is really you're fault Very Happy
YOUR

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Your a babby
YOU'RE
At this point its like 50% laziness and 50% to piss you off

So if you think about it this is really you're fault Very Happy
YOUR
Never gets old Very Happy

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

*smacks Sheep on the ass

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

She is married now and a mother

Your kind of a dick Very Happy

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

COCK

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

PHALLUS!

Also I used the wring kind of your again but you didnt notice Very Happy

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Oh I noticed... that was the joke.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Dork

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I couldn't care less

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I was calling Metal a Dork

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I was using grammar wring

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I couldn't care less Soap

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Dropped Da Soap

Frostbyrn wrote:I couldn't care less Soap
Stupid shit you have seen today 1718778

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Dropped Da Soap wrote:I was using grammar wring
What? Where?

"I couldn't care less" is the correct way to say it.

It's "I could care less" that is wring.

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I could care less Metal.

BmmFlash

BmmFlash

Back to original topic,

These high school kids taking a college credit class at my college were having a contest to see who could get the hottest girls number. This slob of a kid went up to the cashier (who was actually very good looking) and literally said, "My friends and I are having a contest to see who can get the number of the hottest girl, so can I have your number?"
She didn't even flinch. It was hilarious.

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I had a friend who got his first girlfriend once off a horrible pickup line. So he was very adamant in his belief that pick up lines worked. And we got in an argument at the mall food court once about it. And he ended up betting me that if I did it to a random girl, and it didn't work he would buy me lunch.

If it did, I owed him.

Well there was this table of two girls several yards away, both attractive looking, and they were far enough away I knew my friend wouldn't hear our conversation.

So I went up, sat in the seat across the table from them and basically asked one of them to slap me in the face. Like I gave a quick spiel about how I was going to pretend I said a horrible pickup line, and quickly gave her a short summary of the bet, and told her I was hungry and broke and wanted food and that when I gave her a cocky grin and snapped my fingers and pointed at her I wanted her to slap me. 

She never said anyhing, but looked confused. But still did it when I snapped my fingers like the Fonz. She hit me prettty hard and all I said right after was 

Then I whispered thank you and walked smugly back to my table where my friends were laughing their asses off.

BmmFlash

BmmFlash

Dropped Da Soap wrote:I had a friend who got his first girlfriend once off a horrible pickup line. So he was very adamant in his belief that pick up lines worked. And we got in an argument at the mall food court once about it. And he ended up betting me that if I did it to a random girl, and it didn't work he would buy me lunch.

If it did, I owed him.

Well there was this table of two girls several yards away, both attractive looking, and they were far enough away I knew my friend wouldn't hear our conversation.

So I went up, sat in the seat across the table from them and basically asked one of them to slap me in the face. Like I gave a quick spiel about how I was going to pretend I said a horrible pickup line, and quickly gave her a short summary of the bet, and told her I was hungry and broke and wanted food and that when I gave her a cocky grin and snapped my fingers and pointed at her I wanted her to slap me. 

She never said anyhing, but looked confused. But still did it when I snapped my fingers like the Fonz. She hit me prettty hard and all I said right after was 

Then I whispered thank you and walked smugly back to my table where my friends were laughing their asses off.
cheers 
You behaved admirably. I expected nothing less from the best *wipes away single teardrop*

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Only thing was, after that whole spiel she kept staring over at my table, like interested and shit. 

But dammit, I got a free five dollar meal.

BmmFlash

BmmFlash

Dropped Da Soap wrote:
But dammit, I got a free five dollar meal girl.
Oh, what could have been

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Hahahah, never know. But thats the downside of leaving your wallet at home and being offered the possibility of food. You think with your stomach

BmmFlash

BmmFlash

And the downside of taking your wallet with you everywhere go is..... you still think with your stomach. Stomachs are evil, man. Its a conspiracy I swear

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Just a government method of keeping us in check

Pariah

Pariah

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Just a government method of keeping us in check
"THE GOVERNMENT IS OPPRESSING ME!" 
"How?"
"ITS MAKING ME HUNGRY!"

BmmFlash

BmmFlash

Pariah wrote:
Dropped Da Soap wrote:Just a government method of keeping us in check
"THE GOVERNMENT IS OPPRESSING ME!" 
"How?"
"ITS MAKING ME HUNGRY!"
I swear my college is swindling money from me. Every time I come here I end up hungry.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your weird

The only thing south of my brain I think with

Well it isnt my stomach

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Large intestine?

I think with that sometimes too

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Actually its my Kidneys

They are part of the council of Elder voices in my head

Zillah

Zillah

This topic

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

You just had to be that guy Hobofucker

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hobofucker hahaha

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

I liked your story soap.
It amuses me that somewhere in the world your friend tells that same story, but in a completely different way.

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Metalzoic wrote:I liked your story soap.
It amuses me that somewhere in the world your friend tells that same story, but in a completely different way.
Hahaha, I have actually been around him when he tells the story. He to this day, thinks I told the grossest, smuttiest pickup line around. 

And oh how much detail he goes into about the slap. 

Cause im not gonna lie, she didn't hold back. Then again I did tell her when she gave me a confused look, to pretend I was some guy she was mad at or someone who wronged her and to make it look real. And damn did she ever

BmmFlash

BmmFlash

Frostbyrn wrote:Your weird

The only thing south of my brain I think with

Well it isnt my stomach
I'd like to say my liver governs some decision making. But let's be real, I ignore it like I ignore snapchats from gross girls.

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