So a cannibal passes his brother in the woods.

.....

The cannibal ate his brother :O

took me a few seconds but i got it.

nice.

And says: "Even in death you spite me."

With one last look at the steaming pile of diarrhea on the ground, the cannibal slowly walks away.

in soviet russia, joke laugh at u!

Were there farts? If there were no farts, this joke no funny.

Only 'cause I hold my farts in as long as I physically can. So they can mature, as well.

Thank you so much for this brilliant idea. We shall continue this conversation, discussing the results, in a few months time.

Maybe, I'll send it to a random address in New Zealand.

But, the idea is just so randomly random, that it just might randomly work.

The message is cooking as we speak...

Yesterday's pizza, souvlakis, tzatziki and some espresso.

I plan to wipe New Zealand clean off the map.
MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I'll team up with the Maoris then.

Well duh, I'll use some paint.

You guys are more fucked up then I thought...

Better be careful then.

Well, if there are indeed links to cannibalism, I'd be more concerned about them thinking you're sweet.

Is your skin still attached to you?

Stranded alone on a barren island
No food to be found
Point of desperation
Shocking desicion on how to survive
Now it's time to break out the knife
First insision the cut is complete
First source of food is one of your feet
Incredible pain as you cauterize the wound
Preparing yourself for a horrible doom

Amputation for your rations
Legs are gone, start new gashes

Half of your fingers are now cut away
To live through another agonizing day
Feasting on the rest of your arm
Next the slice goes across your throat

And people are fucking right!

Commies? Really?

I love New Zealand because this is where they filmed LOTR! Yes I am a nerd!


And the canibal joke.... OOOo I get uit now HAHAHAHA

WHOOOOSH!! DRGN.

Note to self: Never get trapped on an island with frostbyrn or Soap...

*Sends message in a bottle back to civilization. *soap hijacks bottle farts in it and re-seals. All of the civilized world dies of gas poisoning from teh festered fart in a bottle.

I got the joke right away after his response to his TT was "....." *re-reads title OOHHHH *passes! LOL

Your post made me smile.

Wow.....Frost. I thought you were smarter then that?

Its a joke about poo. How far do you have to think outside the box to get it?