In the pursuit of happyness and hatemail VERSE 2!!

I played with Liquid terry and beefblock on vietnam for a while and we had some fun. Then came back later and played vanilla with tallness,khult and Terry. I made sure i teabagged everysingle person i killed. NOT ONE MESSAGE!!! I even flamethrowered their dead bodies in teh killer camera and NOTHING.

I don't usually try to start trouble with people, i'm usually the guy just trying to kick as much ass as possible. So this distraction of being a DICK was kinda hard to do... and it DID NOT pay off.....

Shit during conquest whitepass, there was one enemy player left. I drove my atv into their respawn and parked it, then gingerly place some c4 on the quad... Ran off and waited... Sure as shit the guy spawns and jumps on the quad.. BOOOM!!! Yeah i'm a dick!

Oh well.

i wanted hate mail too...

they were some calm motherfuckers, didnt even get one instance where they t-baged back

They were probably pointing and laughing at you. =P

Poor guys.

they deserved they didnt send any hatemail

I spaz'ed a whole squad with one round on white pass.. I really thought id get some kind of mail of that.

I get a lot of hate mail for being really good.

Try that instead of t-bagging or knifing someone. I honestly don't see how its an accomplishment here since I get some 2 days or so depending on whether or not I hose some whiney manchild on LIVE.

Frostbyrn wrote:You should have been laying RDR we made one little kid Rage so hard he threw a tantrum into the mic

So me Soap,Lovin and Shaymo sent him messages

like

U Mad Bro?

<3

i wonder if he replied lol

I sent him one saying "CRY SOME MOAR!" But I did it with a voice message and used the Heavy soundfile from TF2.

Frostbyrn wrote:Lol yeah he was complaining about how my Mauser was Firing too fast and must be modded

Mauser?

But you can't mod BC2. And I've been in parties with people and they say

"UGH He using Hack Bro"

"They done Hacked the game, man!"

"Dez Hackers in here hacking!!!"

Me, Terry, and Zasz got called hackers one time.........because they blew a 168 ticket lead.

I don't think you can hack anything on the xbox can you?

Trolls. Trolls always calling the hacks. So stupid.

I get love mail, because I'm just that awesome.

I've never received hate mail and probably never will. I'm as threatening as a wet hamster in BC2.

when i acquire hate-mail it's usually subtle and the last time i received hatemail we were playing panama canal and we had pushed them back to the spawn, i was on the UAV and spotting and occasionally blowing up tanks!

The only message i got was "only pussy ***s us the UAV".

i responded with "LOL"

that was months upon months ago.

See Derp you got to be m ore creative with your responses than just LOL. Get them raging... That's my goal when I get hatemail.

I usually respond with one or two words, only cause i'm a passive person! Even when i'm attempting to get hate mail, i despise what i'm doing to these poor people. EVEN though it's just a game!

I guess i'm just not an ASSHAT at heart!

I don't try to get hatemail, but when I do I'm gonna have some fun with it.


I'm an asshat at heart tho =o)

I know bud.... I.. know... LOL

It's ok though i still love ya (no homo)

HAHA I know what ya mean man. I have a way about me that people just love! HAHA Really though my friends I am intesnly loyal too and typically just make them laugh. If some fucker wants to walk into my world and try to fuck with me or mine they get the ugly side of the DL asshat.

I got hatemail last night for the first time. AND I WASN'T PLAYING LIKE A DOUCHE!!!

Still don't know why I got it. Its not like I was playing cheap, or using a spec that he found cheap. Considering the entire lobby was full of no levels, and not a single one of us could use any specs. So we were all playing with just....gun,no special advantiges at all.

But it was on Cao Sun Temple or whatever. I was American he was NVA conquest. We pushed them to the last flag and I was the only one trying to take it. I remember killed 3 people, started getting shot at, ran jumped over the back temple wall, knifed the guy as he followed me. Then I killed 4 people and ran back into the temple. And turned and saw the one guy run towards me and try shooting me. I knifed him. Game ends cause he was their last ticket.

Map starts loading I get a message saying "Fuck you Noob!" I go 0_o? Look at the knifes I acquired, not one was of him. Sent him a message going what I do? he nver responds. I then on Phu Bai Valley manage to steal 4 of his tags in one match.

Sent him a message yelling PWNED as loud as I possibly could in my mic, and he responds with a simple "STFU noob, if I had mag ammo(the whole game was still not able to use any specs)I would rape you hard"

So I then put my mic next to my laptop speakers and sent him a voice message with the TF2 Heavy yelling "Cry some more!"

He never responded.

BUT I GOT HATEMAIL!! AND I WASN"T PLAYING LIKE A DOUCHE!

Dropped da soap wrote:I got hatemail last night for the first time. AND I WASN'T PLAYING LIKE A DOUCHE!!!

Still don't know why I got it. Its not like I was playing cheap, or using a spec that he found cheap. Considering the entire lobby was full of no levels, and not a single one of us could use any specs. So we were all playing with just....gun,no special advantiges at all.

But it was on Cao Sun Temple or whatever. I was American he was NVA conquest. We pushed them to the last flag and I was the only one trying to take it. I remember killed 3 people, started getting shot at, ran jumped over the back temple wall, knifed the guy as he followed me. Then I killed 4 people and ran back into the temple. And turned and saw the one guy run towards me and try shooting me. I knifed him. Game ends cause he was their last ticket.

Map starts loading I get a message saying "Fuck you Noob!" I go 0_o? Look at the knifes I acquired, not one was of him. Sent him a message going what I do? he nver responds. I then on Phu Bai Valley manage to steal 4 of his tags in one match.

Sent him a message yelling PWNED as loud as I possibly could in my mic, and he responds with a simple "STFU noob, if I had mag ammo(the whole game was still not able to use any specs)I would rape you hard"

So I then put my mic next to my laptop speakers and sent him a voice message with the TF2 Heavy yelling "Cry some more!"

He never responded.

BUT I GOT HATEMAIL!! AND I WASN"T PLAYING LIKE A DOUCHE!

Your finisher with the Heavy.... Ultimate victory... I salute you.

Thats what I thought too Frost. And this was when no one in the damn game even had access to any specs. So we were all on an equal playing field.

I got two messages from one of those guys I started shit with the other night.

One just called me a skill less bastard, and the other said that I was a peice of shit.

I responded to one of the guys "Next time don't start something you can't handle. You brought it on yourself".

He responds with "WTF DICK WEED! You shot at me first"

those two guys I attacked. The pink ones or whatever near Tezoro Azul or whatever.

You were gonna help them take me out?

I thought we was posse buds?~?

Pfft, they deserved it. Doing hideouts in MY hideout destination.

Your right. I had to shoot them. They should have surrendered and ran. But they opted to fight and die.

How do I go about.posting my hate mail?

Frost you sarcastic sob lol

I think the next time IF i get hate mail and the guy/girl rages hard enough, I may just respond in voice messages talking like Mr Rogers... I do a pretty good Mr rogers impression!

*in mr rogers voice: there's no need for the hatred now children. Lets all get together and talk about our issues in a nice lil circle of happyness.