If you could have a super power what would it be.

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Popeye with x-ray vision




(giggidy)

Dr Manhattan's power.

time control. but then people would complain its OP

The ability to change matter on a molecular level... totally OP.
But yeah, it pretty much covers all bases.

The Cramtron wrote:The ability to change matter on a molecular level... totally OP.
But yeah, it pretty much covers all bases.

Word. With the added bonus of not caring about anything, ever.

I'd mainly use it to disasemble motorists cars that cut me off, either that or teleport into their cars and punch them in the face.

Hmm, if I can teleport why am I driving anyways?

the ability to have all the powersz!!1!!11!!!
some one had to do it

Time wuld be good so i good play enless hours of Bc2
do homework at the last millisecond
cheat on every test
win every lottery i wanted
make tons of money as a psychic
never die?

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:

The Cramtron wrote:The ability to change matter on a molecular level... totally OP.
But yeah, it pretty much covers all bases.

Word. With the added bonus of not caring about anything, ever.

I'd mainly use it to disasemble motorists cars that cut me off, either that or teleport into their cars and punch them in the face.

Hmm, if I can teleport why am I driving anyways?

To punch people in the face when they cut you off?

And I'm feeling time control, like pausing time and all that.

In a serious note, I would love to have The Flashes powers.
Think about it, the ability to run so fast you warp yourself into another dimension, the ability to vibrate your molecules so fast you can phase in and out of solid objects, and the ability to run al the way around the globe in 4 seconds. Seriously, in one comic Flash was fighting an almost invincibe Gorilla Grodd who was strong enough that Superman was having a hard time hurting him. Flash ran around the world in 5 seconds, and punched Grodd in the mouth hard enough that it knocked Grodd out cold, but shattered Flash's entire arm, shoulder, and collar bone.

I also wouldn't mind having the strength and durability of Popeye. I mean come on! Think about it!!

-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology.

-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.

-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side

-He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.

-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left

-He pulled the moon closer to earth

-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars.

- He pulled the world's continents back together again with only a lasso.

-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and deaged into an infant

-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.

-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker.

-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.

-He
becomes a master of any discipline after taking spinach. He led a
twenty man band, where he was the band himself, became a master
musician, master sculptor, brilliant scientist, and a master magician.

-Taking
spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into
a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap
Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus
defeating Zeus by frying him.

-Popeye can ressurect himself from
the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body.
Popeye's soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat
the crap out of Bluto.

-Popeye resisted being wiped out of
existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed
himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Which brings me to...

Wacco wrote:

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:

The Cramtron wrote:The ability to change matter on a molecular level... totally OP.
But yeah, it pretty much covers all bases.

Word. With the added bonus of not caring about anything, ever.

I'd mainly use it to disasemble motorists cars that cut me off, either that or teleport into their cars and punch them in the face.

Hmm, if I can teleport why am I driving anyways?

To punch people in the face when they cut you off?

And I'm feeling time control, like pausing time and all that.

Like Click? Or like Out Of This World?

Dropped Da Soap wrote:In a serious note, I would love to have The Flashes powers.
Think about it, the ability to run so fast you warp yourself into another dimension, the ability to vibrate your molecules so fast you can phase in and out of solid objects, and the ability to run al the way around the globe in 4 seconds. Seriously, in one comic Flash was fighting an almost invincibe Gorilla Grodd who was strong enough that Superman was having a hard time hurting him. Flash ran around the world in 5 seconds, and punched Grodd in the mouth hard enough that it knocked Grodd out cold, but shattered Flash's entire arm, shoulder, and collar bone.

I also wouldn't mind having the strength and durability of Popeye. I mean come on! Think about it!!

-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology.

-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.

-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side

-He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.

-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left

-He pulled the moon closer to earth

-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars.

- He pulled the world's continents back together again with only a lasso.

-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and deaged into an infant

-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.

-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker.

-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.

-He
becomes a master of any discipline after taking spinach. He led a
twenty man band, where he was the band himself, became a master
musician, master sculptor, brilliant scientist, and a master magician.

-Taking
spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into
a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap
Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus
defeating Zeus by frying him.

-Popeye can ressurect himself from
the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body.
Popeye's soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat
the crap out of Bluto.

-Popeye resisted being wiped out of
existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed
himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Which brings me to...

Popeye with xray vision it is then.

Dropped Da Soap wrote:In a serious note, I would love to have The Flashes powers.
Think about it, the ability to run so fast you warp yourself into another dimension, the ability to vibrate your molecules so fast you can phase in and out of solid objects, and the ability to run al the way around the globe in 4 seconds. Seriously, in one comic Flash was fighting an almost invincibe Gorilla Grodd who was strong enough that Superman was having a hard time hurting him. Flash ran around the world in 5 seconds, and punched Grodd in the mouth hard enough that it knocked Grodd out cold, but shattered Flash's entire arm, shoulder, and collar bone.

I also wouldn't mind having the strength and durability of Popeye. I mean come on! Think about it!!

-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology.

-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.

-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side

-He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.

-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left

-He pulled the moon closer to earth

-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars.

- He pulled the world's continents back together again with only a lasso.

-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and deaged into an infant

-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.

-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker.

-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.

-He
becomes a master of any discipline after taking spinach. He led a
twenty man band, where he was the band himself, became a master
musician, master sculptor, brilliant scientist, and a master magician.

-Taking
spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into
a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap
Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus
defeating Zeus by frying him.

-Popeye can ressurect himself from
the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body.
Popeye's soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat
the crap out of Bluto.

-Popeye resisted being wiped out of
existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed
himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Which brings me to...

This is one of the greatest posts in Speakeasy history.

I remember him getting fed spinach and coming back to life.

Popeye is like God teir in the Superhuman world.
I don't think that even Superman, The Sentry, Hulk, Thor, Darkseid, Doomsday, would be able to hurt him. Popeye is just that bad-ass.

The ability to fly, because I'm afraid of heights

the ability to read minds....the shit I could get away with

Id want the superpower of being Chuck Norris.

The ability to make anyone stumble and fall at anytime.

reading minds - thats what id want.

So no one here would want x-ray vision?

I still want all of Popeyes powers and shit. I mean, check this out!1

-Popeye can break the 4th wall. A real boy in the movie audience threw
some spinach into the screen to Popeye. Popeye got up and hit Bluto so
hard, Bluto was knocked into the real world. So Superboy Prime's not
the only one punching holes into reality.

-Popeye can resist
mind control after eating spinach. An evil hypnotist hypnotized Popeye
into thinking he was a chicken. Popeye ate some spinach, snapped out of
it, and then counter hypnotized the hypnotist into thinking he was a
baby.

-He blew the sun out like a candle so he could get some private time with Olive Oyl.

-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.

--Popeye
once lifted up and bodyslammed the 40 story building Olive Oyl's
apartment was in so that her floor was at street level and he could
move her piano in.

-Popeye can ressurect himself from the dead
with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body. Popeye's
soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat the crap
out of Bluto.

-Popeye once punched through super hypnosis vision
from a Persian Magician, then punched the guy and his flying carpet
turning them into a bazaar with rugs for sale.

-While in Old
Russia, Popeye punched through hypnosis vision and spells cast by
Rasputin, then Popeye proceded to punch Rasputin through the Kremlin
which formed a jail around Rasputin.

-Popeye once punched
through magic spell bolts cast at him by a Genie Bluto had used to
grant him three wishes. Popeye then punched out Bluto and punched the
Genie back into the lamp before tossing the lamp into the horizon.

-Popeye survived having a battle ship dropped on him by Bluto.

-Popeye survived being shot point blank in the face with a cannonball by Pirate Blackbeard.

-Popeye
survived being ran over and point blank cannon fire from a Sherman
tank, and then proceded to punch the tank into an oven and water heater.

-Popeye has punched aligators, dinosaurs, and mad bulls into full sets of leather luggage.

-Popeye has punched a lion into a leopard skin fur coat. (and no, that's not a typo, he punched a lion into leopard skin).

-Popeye as a lumberjack chopped down a whole state full of redwood trees with his bare fists.

-Popeye
once jumped up and punched the man in the moon in the eye after Olive
Oyl snubbed him for Bluto and the moon was laughing at his misfortune.

I'm thinking your avatar should be Popeye. Just throwing it out there...

dibs on THE FORCE
if its considered a super power
i mean come on what CANT you do with the force

Hmmm.....good idea.....

*heads to Google Images for a cool Popeye pic*

The abilty to freeze time except myself. This way I could get some shit done!

Ha! I owned that popeye game for the Colecovision.

Flight. I dream about flying all the time.