So my girlfriend nearly drove my truck off a giant ass hill today.

Decided to take her off roading in some hills in the town near me. Now first off I drive a standard 98 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner, no lift kit, nothing, its not even 4wd.

Well I went up a hill I have gone up dozens of times before, and I guess becuase of the recent rain the little grooves in it where deeper than usual. So I got the undercarriage stuck right at the top.

Had her get in, and lightly tap the gas while it was in reverse, while I stood outside and lifted the front bumper.

At the bottom of this hill was maybe 14 feet befoer it dropped off into a steep ass incline covered in brush that went several hundred feet below.

I got it lose, it went backwards, she panicked, I yelled hit the brake, she hits the gas and peels backwards towards the cliff yanking me into the dirt. She starts screaming, I yell to her to pull the steering wheel to the side and she does so and pulled the truck into a sharp ass uturn slamming it rearbumper into the bottom of the hill I just got pushed it off of.

I panicked, ran dove through the window and killed the ignition and she just collapsed into my arms.

Guess who got some nice "I could have died!" sex?

The milkman? no wait the UPS guy! definitely the UPS guy.

Yeah my money is on the UPS guy.

Isn't it always the mailman that comes twice?

Goddamn soap, teach her how to drive.

Please tell me you filmed it

RStudios wrote:Please tell me you filmed it

Not sure if I would want to see a sex tape featuring soap to be honest.

I do

I keep the camera behind my legs, so all you see is ball-slapping action

i want to see soaps asian girlfriend.

chunckylover53 wrote:i want to see soaps asian girlfriend.

She's Asian?
That explains her careening wildly off in a vehicle.