Ongoing argument with my coworkers

We present this scenario to all new hires as a way to test their fit-in-eness, but it has escalated to full blown shouting matches.

Its the zombie apocalypse (the chemical kind...FAST ZOMBIES)

Your running your ass off from pursuing zombies, you see a little girl in an intersection, as your crossing paths with her, what do you do.

Why would this be a test?

Leave her to die. It would be better that I survive, with a less chance of injury, than to increase the chances of injury/death for multiple people. Sacrifice one so one may survive; also, how would you know whether she is infected or not. Eliminating her may even be an option from a safe distance on your way there, but if she is not infected, it would be a waste of ammunition, not to mention she probably will die anyways. However, she may escape on her own anyways, so why try to save her, and as I strongly believe in: The weak will die off to make room for the strong.

Leave her for the zombies so I can run.

If she's not infected I'll take her with me, no reason she should just die. if she's infected my katana will fix that.

I met some where in the middle, I stated that I would grab her (hoping she was un-infected, but I your sling her ass at the zombies the first point I thought I going to be caught.
For this I was called a cold hearted basterd and glared at most the day. Of course this is from the woman who thinks a flame throwing motorcycle is the best mode of transpertaion in the circumstances.

Someone even brought up that you could train hjer to be the ultimate zombie killing machine when she grows up, and she would be so grateful shed fall in love with you and what not...

Wow I must have been rolling my phone across my face to get that kind of grammacly (new word, don't use it, its MINE) challenged post.

One more potential soldier to defend a safehouse. Save her ass if uninfected and GTFO. Teach he about guns, knifes anything. An army of 2 is better than a one man army.

Dear Frost,

Wha?

Sincerely,
MDA

If it was COD vs fast zombies, I'd rather take Scav and a shotgun over OMA and a tube.

Of course if it was BC2 vs zombies, we just need a few assaults and medics (for guns) and engineers with rockets and sweet ass rides. Infinitely flying chopper anyone?

Iv notified the police of your disappearance frost, they should get there with in the hour, hide the baloney, but keep the shower running.

Stupid pilots tried to get Airkill.

Frostbyrn wrote:What why am i missing?

Very confusing right?

So this is where that copy/paste came from.

LoL

im sure it makes sense in forsts mind

Admin wrote:im sure it makes since in forsts mind

LoL!!!

No, I don't think even in Frost's mind it made sense.

I still don't get why anybody would take her, she increases the chance of injury, and just brings a host of disadvantages. >_>

DrBob276 wrote:I still don't get why anybody would take her, she increases the chance of injury, and just brings a host of disadvantages. >_>

True but it's my nature, I just couldn't leave her there. I'd rather die knowing I tried to save her than just leave her.

I would probably go out of my way to push her down so I could buy myself more time. But I'm a sick freak so it's kinda expected.

THink about it:

She's another mouth to feed
She's probably going to cry and be loud
She's WILL be tempermental later
She's somebody to worry about backstabbing you later
She's going to have periods, which will create a lot of problems, including sanitation, temperment, and smell for zombies to find you.
She's yet another person to arm and give ammunition.
Having a second person WILL give you a false sense of confidence

I understand that, but even though I know all of that will happen, in good nature I could not bring myself to do such a thing. I'd rather die trying to help her.

I agree with Bob. Completely.

I would try and have fun a little first, and then commit suicide.

I would just try to make the zombie bite my neck first so I would bleed to death quicker.

Tradition Japanese seppuku for me.

Please explain?

Boomers?
Seppuku is traditional ritualistic suicide.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Ahhhh, I see what you did there.

Kill yourself with a potato peeler like a man.

What do you mean I didn't?

I have a good heart too Shoji; but when it comes to survival, I think of what is best for my group, or if alone, myself.

Here's a question for you Bob, if you saw me while you were running would you let me come along?

I knew it was a pun lol I thought you meant that I didn't gut myself haha.