Philosophical questions. Or not.

You go camping, and at the end of the day you go to sleep. You wake up and see the stars in all their brilliant glory.

What do you think first?

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A woman who is married to an American and doesn't speak/understand English goes to a market in LA. She decides she wants to get chicken breast for her husbands sandwich, so she points at her chest and flaps her arms around like a chicken. The butcher understands and sells her the food.

The next day she decides she wants sausages for dinner. How does she get them?

HAHAHA I can only imagine.

Where the hell did my tent go?
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Point to the sausages? They'll be on display.

blackholedreams wrote:Where the hell did my tent go?
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Point to the sausages? They'll be on display.

Got a laugh out of me.

blackholedreams wrote:Where the hell did my tent go?
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Point to the sausages? They'll be on display.

Yup.

Sends her husband, who does speak English.