Oh Piss off

Lol. I use my Itouch for porn. Don't gotta worry about history on that thing.

HI FROST'S MOMMY!

FROST IS LOOKING AT PORN

Sheogorath wrote:No but i do have Safe Search off on Google that always gets me a few WTH are you looking ats

Ill be looking at something on google with my dad with safe search off, and then he'll enter something, and half the pictures turn up as penises... makes for an awkward moment.

(And my previous post was directed at your mother)

Haha, the only place in the upstairs of my house where i can get wifi is in the bathroom...

Ill be in there on my laptop on the SeC or something (nothing funny) and my mom will come by "What are you doing in there, why do you have the laptop?" "uhh, well im just using the internet..."

Yeah that can be awkward too

Sheogorath wrote:Great now whenever i read your posts im going to imagine you on the can you asshole

No im not actually using the bathroom, just sitting on the edge of my bathtub accessing wifi. yeah sounds weird but my downstairs is really cold in the winter.

Sheogorath wrote:I think it is Weird you could at least leave the door open to discourage the Awkwardness your parents feel lol

just a force of habit to shut doors...

anywayz...

This brings back memories when I was under-age.

LoL

My parents would still do that if they are here now.

its because they care


sometimes my mom does that, she never enters the room but she asks me what I'm looking at. I think she expects porn or some shit but it never happens. I'm a good boy. also they find it weird that I shut the screen off when I go into the other room, but I do it even when I'm the only one home >_> force of habit I guess, the screen would go off anyway since I put it on standby.

I'm going to make my child my slave!

Well, not really. But I'm sure going to beat him/her (well, maybe not her, but still some bamboo whipping)!

I left my twitter open last week and my mom read through it....

ouch.




ouch

The problem. well maybe not a problem, is that I am actually way too soft hearted.

My parents have said that I probably would not be able to beat my children...

Sheogorath wrote:Too racist Lead

Also who the heck were you twittering Sam?

Haha well you know, just tweeting about everything i do that my parents dont know i do.

I don't think tweeting is a good habit for the "bad" kids to have. Its like they are reporting their own bad behaviour.

LoL

yep, there goes one more downside of putting your life on the internet...

Hahaha, its actually pretty funny. their music sucks but its not of that

Funny story about the jonas brothers... When they came to my city about a year ago, me and 2 of my friends dressed up like them with like leather jackets and jeans and all that hip clothing and then walked around outside of the theater where they were playing. We had someone 'film us' with a camera, and it was hilarious because soooo many people came up and asked for autographs, or were pointing.

"OW! well that didnt feel good!"

Thats my most embarrassing moment, right after every-time ive ever opened my mouth...

I like this one a lot better.

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Zillah: I want to try something like that one day.

Soap: Thank you for sharing that link.

You're welcome.

Thanks soap i lol'd

'oww... that didnt feel good'

*BOOOM*